Subject: sasan
From: tehran
zane rashti yek rooz ye rashtie dar khaneh bood ke zanash beo ghoft in che
vazeie chera braye man kafsh nemikhary rasti ghoft: khanoom jan to ke hamisheh
lenghat havast kafsh mikhai chkar.
Subject: ...Park...
From: Samithche, Heidelberg
Be torke migan: boror in autobus ro park kon. torke ham mireh toush derakht
mikareh.
Subject: Rashti
From: Nika
There was a Rashtee and his son who owned a store in Rasht. One day, the
store catches fire and unfortunately, the father burns in the fire.. So the son
puts a note on the store's door reading "bekha'tereh PEDARSUKHTEGEE maqa'zeh yek
hafteh basteh miba'shad."
Subject: enghelab
From: Modji
Yek rouz yek kechvari enghelab mikonad, va 100 saal beh aghab bar migardad...
Subject: ...Zelaeleh...
From: Samitche, Germany
Baad az zelzeleh akhari dar Rasht, yeki mireseh be oun yeki va migeh: "Akbar
agha tche khabar?" Akbar ham migeh: "Valah hitchi, divar ro khanoum nioftadeh
bood ke oftad".
Subject: ...Khar-e-tork...
From: Samitche, Alman
Yek rouz yek Farseh mireh bazar va yek khar mikhareh. baad az 10 rouz khareh
hesabi laghar misheh tchon hitchi nemikhordeh! rouz-e yazdahom Farseh khararo
bar midareh va mireh bazar va be torkeh migeh: In tche kharieh be ma dadi? na ab
mikhoreh va na jo!" Torkeh ham migeh: "tchara namikhoreh? shoma balad nisti! man
migam shoma bebin!" baad ro mikoneh be khareh va migeh:" Ishak Gal!(be torki
yani khreh bia!), Sou ich(yani ab bokhor), jo ich( Yani jo bokhor)" khareh ham
shorou mikoneh be khordan. Farseh ta ino mibineh yekdafeh migeh ke "digeh ghaire
momkeneh ke in khararo bebaram!" Torkeh ba taajob migeh "tchera, magar tchi
shodeh?", Farseh ham migeh: "ma tork-e khar dideh boudim, vali khar-e tork
nadideh boudim".
Subject: zaneh bad
From: ali
one day the husband says to his wife: honey i am going away to a trip take
care of yourself. the wife says ok. after the man leaves the wife tells his son
to go and tell the GHASAB booshi booshi. after an hour the GHASAB comes and the
his is getting ready to do his job! suddenly the husband knocks on the door. the
wife sends the man into the TAVILEH. she finds out that the trip is canceled .
After a while the husband goes to check if the cows are pregnant! in the TAVILEH
he puts his hand into the cows vagina and the unlucky GHASAB gets clicked!!!!!
after a while the wife tells the kid to do his regular booshi. the kid goes to
the GHASAB and says booshi booshi. THE GHASAB SAYS ANGRYLY :"BRO BACHEH HANOOZ
BABAT HAVASEH KOON KARDEH FERESTADI DONBALEH MAN!!!!!
Subject: parcham e iran
From: Pedram -Canada
yek roz yek torke mireh to yek magaze ta yek parcham e IRAN bakhare. magaze
dar azash miporse : mitonam komaketon bekonam? torke migeh: as in parcham range
dige nadarin?
Subject: Iran
From: Pedram-Canada
Ayatollah Malakooty goft : IRAN esme zane, esme IRAN ra bayad awaz konim
bezarim NARIMAN, porsidand chera? goft : braye inke ham nare va ham iman dare.
Subject: Gohi shodim
From: Pedram-Canada
torke neshaste boode, yek dafe yek magas mishine roo dastesh, torkemige: ma
ham vase khodemoon gohy shodim ha
Subject: saate 7
From: Pedram-Canada
torke be dooste dokhtaresh mige emshab saate 7 bia khoonamoon, hishky khoone
nist. dokhtare saate 7 mire , harchy dar mizane mibinehkeh kasy daro baz
nemikone .
Subject:
From: Pedram-Canada
(22) torke mire tehran va har kari mikone nemitone doktar boland kone,
blakare mire pishe yek pesar tehrani va azash miporse: aga shome tehroni ha
chetory doktar boland mikonin? pesar tehroni mige: as doktare miporsi , ta hala
navare Mickel Jacson ro gosh kardi, on ham mige na , bad mibarish kone va navare
Mickel Jacson ro barash migzary va bad kareto bahash mikoni, torke mige han
fahmidam. fardash mire to kiabon va be avalin doktary ka mirese mige. kanoom
shoma navare Mickel Jakson ro gosh kardin? doktare mige: bale. torke mige :
shons avardi vagarna konet pare bod.
Subject: Hooloo
From: Pedram-Canada
be torke migan 3 ta miveh begoo ke ba KH shoroo beshe, mige: khiar, kharboze,
khadijeh behesh migan khadige ke mive nist. mige: oony ke man mishnasam hoolooe
Subject: jomleh besaz
From: shideh
beh torkeh migan yek jomleh ba "setiz" besaz migeh "the mobile set is off"
Subject: havas-parti
From: funny
seta zan boodan havas-parti dashtan, avaly mige: man sob ke miche dare-h
yakhchal ro baz mikonam nemidonam mikham cheezy toosh bezaram ya cheezy bardaram!
dovomy mige: bah in ke cheezy nist; man sobe ke miche dare-h khona-ro baz
mikonam ,nemidonam mikham beram bee-roon ya biam too! sevomi mige: bah ina ke
khoobeh. man sobe ke as khab boland misham me-binam paham havast; nemidonam
dadam ya mikham bedam!?
Subject: cinehmoh
From: fruti
yeh rouzee, yeh nohmzad meereh cinehmoh, pehsahreh az dohktareh mepohrseh,
een seneh-hoh mohlen keyeh, dohktarreh megeh mohleh toh, bad, pessareh dast
memohleh roueh nofeh dohktareh, ow mepohrseh, een mohleh keyeh, dohktarreh megeh
mohleh toh, bad pehsarreh dast memohleh beh koseh dohktarreh va megeh, een
mohlen keyeh, dohktarreh jahvohb nehmedeh, pehsarreh dobohreh mepohrseh, va
dohktarreh dought borreh javohb nemedeh, ohkahr, pessareh ahsahbohnee mesheh, va
dohd mezannneh, een kos mohleh keyeh, yeh pehsahree pohsht sarrehshoon nehshateh
boud, va meegeh, ohgoh, cherohgohrow vohz kohn, yeh kos paydoh showdeh!!!!!!!!!!!!
:) :) :)
Subject: JOMLE BA AB
From: ALIREZA
be torke migan ba "AB" jomle besaz mige "KHAHARETO.....M" behesh migan pas
abesh ko? migeh: ono boro az khaharet bepors.
Subject: NIKE
From: ALIREZA
to iran tablighe NIKE ro mikonan ,to rozname minevisan"FAGHAD BOKONID"
Subject: in the taxi
From: Alireza
yeh bar yeh bachehe ba mamanesh savare taxi mishan badesh to cheragh ghermez
yeh khare baghale taxi istade bode va chizesh boland shode bode bachehe az
mamanesh miporse : maman maman in chie? mamanesh migeh :chizi nist pesaram.
badesh ranande taxi bar migarde be zane migeh : MASHALAH KHANOM AJAB ESHTEHAI IN
CHIZI NIST??{:-}
Subject: lis zadan
From: saeid
ye mardi az zanash shak dast,on midid shabha ke be khone miad otaq khab be
ham khorde,moqe khab ye tighi gozasht to kose zanash,va be khab raft,, farda
sobh be kar raft,,shab ke be khane amad did se(3) nafar az dare khaneash biron
mian , yeki yeki onaro emtehan kard shortashon ro kashid paiin,, did ke sare kir
avali khon amade oo ro hesabi kotak zad ,dovomi ham did ke sare kirash khon
amade oo ro ham kotak zad ,, belakhare be sevomi ke rasid did ke sar kirash khon
naiamade be oo goft: to chekar mikardi , goft:man dashtam lhis mizadam (zabanash)
saeid kh az qatar tel:412401 e-mail:saeidkhalili@hotmail.com
eyj eyjt ejtyety
Subject: SASAN
From: TEHRAN
GHAZVINI VA BACHEH YE ROOZ YE GHAZVINIE YE BACHEH RO BA AADAMS GHOOL MIZANEH
VA MIBAREH TOYE KHARABEH VA DAR HALE ANJAM KARESH BOODEH KE MIBINEH BACHEH JAYE
GHERYEH DAREH KHAK BAZI MIKONEH GHAZVINIE YE DAFE BOLAND MISHEH, BACHE MIGHEH
CHERA NEMIKONI? GHAZVINI MIGHEH: BORO BABA TO ASLAN DEL BE KAR NEMIDI.
Subject: lis zadan
From: saeid
ye roz ye mardi mibine ke zanesh ba mardha rabete dare ,, ye fekri be saresh
mirase,,nesfe shab ye tighi megzare to kose zanash,farda sob be kar mire shab ke
be khane miad mibine ke seta(3) mard az khonash biron miad ,, joloe ana migire
va yekiyeki negahe kire ona mikone , mibine ke sare kire avali hkon omade , ono
kotak mizane ,dowomi ham haminjor, va vaqti be sevomi mirase mibine ke sare
kirash khon niamade ,az oo miporse ke to chekar mikardi mige :man dashtam lis
mizadam.... az qatar saeid e-mail:saeidkhalili@hotmail.com
Subject: turke khar....
From: saeid
ye roz ye turke mire magaze va mige sabzi darin ,, saheb magaze ta ono mibine
mige :to turki ,turke mige :az kodja fahmidi,saheb magaze mige:az harf
zadanet,turke bad mire kelase farsi va zabane farsiash khyli khob mishe,,bad az
chand sal mire haman magaze va ba zabane farsi mige :bebakhshid sabzi darin,
marde magazedar behesh mige: shoma turk hastid, turke taajob mikone mige shoma
az koja fahmidin ke man turke hastam? magazedar mige :inja shish mahe ke qasabi
shodeh???????????
Subject: turke khar....
From: saeid
ye roz ye turke mire magaze va mige sabzi darin ,, saheb magaze ta ono mibine
mige :to turki ,turke mige :az kodja fahmidi,saheb magaze mige:az harf
zadanet,turke bad mire kelase farsi va zabane farsiash khyli khob mishe,,bad az
chand sal mire haman magaze va ba zabane farsi mige :bebakhshid sabzi darin,
marde magazedar behesh mige: shoma turk hastid, turke taajob mikone mige shoma
az koja fahmidin ke man turke hastam? magazedar mige :inja shish mahe ke qasabi
shodeh???????????
my e-mail:saeidkhalili@hotmail.com
Subject: rashtiha...
From: saeid,qatar
kalemate farsi be rashti dampaii=nafarbar takhtekhab=mazandaran shisheh=man
onvarash peida aineh=man darash peida
Subject: moama???
From: saeid
do you know answer for this moama's?
1)an chist ke anra ba tof rast mikoni,va dar ye sorakh foro mibari??? 2)an
chist ke akhare harfash re(r)ast va har vaqt bozorg shod ab(water) az an chekeh
mikonad??? 3)an chist ke akhare harfash re(r) ast va har che bozorgtar bashad
behtar ast???
1)nakh dar sorakhe sozan foro kardan 2)chatry 3)omr(old)
Subject: sasan
From: tehran
turke ye nafar ye tork ra dar hale car did va ghoft khasteh nabashid!
torke:be (k...ram)ke khasteh nabasham
Subject: LIS ZADAN
From: SAEID,QATAR
YE ROZ MARDY AZ ZANASH SHAK DASHT KE AIA BA KASANI GHEIR AZ KHODASH RABETEH
DARE YA NA, YE SHAB MOQEE KHAB YE TIGHI GOZASHT TO KOSE ZANASHVA BE KHAB
RAFT,FARDA SOBH BE CAR RAFT ,VA HSAB KE BE KHANH AMAD,DID KE SE(3) NAFAR AZ
KHONEAHS BIRON OMADAN, NAFAR AVAL RA GEREFT VA SHORT OO RA KASHID PAIIN VADID KE
SARE KIRASH KHON AMADEH,DOVOMI HAM BE HAMIN TARTIB ,BESEVOMI KE RASID DID KE
SARE KIRE OO KHON NAIAMADE, AZ OO PORSID SHOMA DAR KHANE MAN CHECAR MIKARDI?
JAVAB DAD MAN DASHTAM LIIIIIIS MIZADAM!!!!
Subject: Turke in Airport
From: Farrokh
Yek Turn miad America tu Airport va mamur gomrok chamdanesh ra migashteh va "Vajebi"
mibineh. Mamur migeh What is this ? Turke migeh "This is necessary". Yeh meghdar
tu chamdan ra bishtar migardeh va mibineh yek ghorse Viagra hasr. Mamur miporse
What is this ? Turke migeh "This is mandatory!!!".
Subject: torke
From: mamoshi
BE TORKE MIGAN BA ZANGIR VA ANGIR YE JOMLE BESAZ. MIGE AKE POUL DASHTE BASHEI
ZAN GIRET MIYAD,AKE POUL NADASHTE BASHEI AN GIRET MIYAD.
Subject: turk
From: mamoshi
turke ba douste amricaeish mire biroun az on miporse ke behtarin nua sex to
shahre shoma chei hast.on mike behtarin nua sex to shahre ma 69 hast.turke mire
to fekre ke chera in soual ra kardam ake on az man bepours man chei begam.bad az
chand lahze doustesh az un hamoun soual ra mikone.turke fekre mikoneh va mike
72.amricaei mike in che jureshe dike.turke mike in hamoun 69 shoma hast valy ma
3ta ankusht mikonim to kone khanoum.
Subject: poost-e-moze
From: payk
Ye rashti poost-e-moze -o- khord va goft,"ajab haste-ye gondei dasht".
Subject: Ghazviniyeh
From: Pouyan
Ye Ghazviniyeh diplom migireh yeho az dastesh miyofteh, baghal dastish migeh
varesh dar digeh mige velesh kon eyb nadareh az avval meekhoonam
Subject: ...Akbar Agha...
From: Samitche
Ye torkeh mireseh be ye torke digeh va migeh: Fahmidi Akbar Agha mord!
ounyeki ham migeh: Eh!!!! Oun ke dimplome dasht!
Subject: Rashtiee
From: Pejman&Amir
Ye rouz az yek rashtie mieporsand 3 mar esm bebar.migeh"mareh AFYEE,mareh
BUAH ya MAREH...MULAK"
Subject: sarma nakhore
From: parviz TEHRAN
RASHTI MIAD KHONE MIBINE YEKI LOKHT RO TAKHT PAHLOYE ZANESH KHABIDEH. ASABANI
MIGE EIN KIYE ZANESH MIGE EIN HAMONE KE POOLE AB O BARGH O SHAHRIEH BACHE HARO
MIDE.MIGE PAS YE PATO ROSH BEKESH KE SARMA NAKHORE.
Subject: BACHE RABBI
From: MAMOSHI
YE BAR AZ YE BACHE RABBI MIPORSAN KE 2+2=? BACHE RABBI YE FEKRI MIKONE MIKE:
MIKHAY BEFROUSHI YA BEKHARIE.
Subject: moo
From: iran
az yek torkeh miporsan chera moye sar zood sefid misheh vali moye ?dirtar?
javab mideh choon moye sar fekr mikoneh vali moyeh onja keaf mikoneh>>>>
Subject: KISHMISH
From: Samy
Be torke migan ba "KISHMISH" yek jomleh besaz. Torkeh migeh"Man pesar amooyeh
ali hastam to kishmishy?"
Subject: mikh
From: arash &zohre(uae)
yeroozi marde mire maghaze az yaroo miporse.. agha be bakhshid 1million ta
mikh dari... maghaze dar:na azize man 1million ta mikh koja bodd!!!!! farda
marde miporse agha bebakhshid 1million ta mikh dari dobare marde mige na dobare
yaroo mire pish mikhfooroosh miporse agha bebakhshid mikh dari? marde mige na!!!!!
maghazedare ba khodesh mige in yaroo harooz miyad az man 1million ta mikh mikhad
pass yaroo mire harchi dare mifroosh va 1million ta mikh ro mikhare ... farda
yaro dobare miyad pish marde miporse agha bebakhshid 1million ta mikh dari??????
marde ba khoshhali mige bale agha, 1million ta mikh darimm marde divvone mige
oooovva cheghadar mikh dari!!!!!!!:)
Subject: koon dadan
From:
there was an ass giving contest and well the crowed around it made it so loud
that the whole neighbor hood noticed and came to watch well there were all
together 4 contestants and well teh first one cam up bragging about himself
saying yeah im an experts at koon dadan he comes up and loweres his pants and
sticks his hand in it the crowed cheers hom on his ass sucked up the hand the
seccond guy comes up with a bottle in hand crowed sees the bottle and thinks to
them selves that yeah this guy will stick the bottle what a guy they think so he
comes up a few shoves here and there and a few mones well believe it or not the
bottle goes in the third guy comes with a watter mellong and everyone is shocked
that this guy he will stick a water mellon up his ass so he puts it down sits on
it and believe it or not it goes in the crowed is shoked and cheers him on then
finaly the third and final guy comes up with nothing in hand and has nothing
just him self he goes in the middle loweres down his pants and bends over he
yells in the microphone says " ABAS AGHA PEYKANRO ROSHAN KON"
Subject: TURKISH PASDAR
From: KNOWLEDGABLE
A TRUE STORY: i WAS DRIVING TO GO TO TABRIZ A FEW MONTHS AFTER THE
REVOLUTION. A TURK PASDAR STOPPED OUR CAR AND SAID TO US: CARD SHENASAI DARY
NESHON BEDEH. NADARI BORO!
Subject: Jomle sazyeh Turk
From: Mojgan
They ask a Turk to make a sentence with EBADAT..he says..don't worry about
that.
Subject: Jomle sazyeh Turk
From: Mojgan
They ask a Turk to make a sentence with EBADAT..he says..don't worry about
that.
Subject: zangit and Angir
From: Mojgan
They asked a Turk to make a sentence with ZANJIR and ANJIR ..turk says if you
are lucky zan Jiret miyad and if you are unlucky like me Ann Jiret miyad
Subject: are you a turk
From: Mojgan
They asked a turk...are you Turk ..he said why ? do you want me to make a
entence..?
Subject: Lampe Mahtabi
From: Parviz from Swedwen
Torke mireh lampe mahtabi bekhareh yadesh mireh chi bege. Miporseh agha ye
metr lamp dari?
Subject: RASHTIHA
From: SAEID,QATAR
RASHTIHA BAZY KALEMAT RO TO ZABONESHON TAGIR DADAN AZ JOMLE INKE:
BE MIGAN
AINEH MAN DARASH PEYDA
TOALET ANGOR
TAKHTEKHAB MAZANDARAN
SHISHEH MAN ONVARASH PEYDA
ZANBO PARVIZ
DAMPAII NAFAR BAR
Subject: Zelzeleh
From: Nadili (cologne,germany)
(bah lahjeyeh lati bekhoonid!!!) Yeh jahel beh doostesh zang mizanad v migeh:
Dadash, fahmideh dishab zelzeleh oomad? oonyeki javab mideh areh! avali miporseh
az ladio shenidy ya az televizioon? oonyeki migeh: hichkodom, sobh pooshodam
dast kardam to jibeh shalvaram va didam keh 20 tomanim khoord shodeh!!!!
Subject: Arab
From: babak
there was an arab man who wanted to marry a very beutiful and rich girl where
girls ' father didnt want to get her dughter a way. One day arab man went to her
father to propose the girl. father said my girl wants her husband buy her a
benz,arab said ' Arab kharid', father said she want an " airplane " Arab said:
'Arab kharid ' any way father saw that what ever he ask the arab man said 'Arab
kharid' sudenly the father said " dokhtaram ye shohari mikhad keh Kiresh 7 metr
basheh!" and arab man said: 'Arab nesfesh borid'.
Subject: Ghatell
From: Babak
ye rooz rashtieh miad khooneh ,mibineh zanesh ba ye mardi khabideh. asabani
mishie mireh as khooneh biroon ,ke yekdafe doostesh ra mibine . doostesh
miporseh chera narahati?? barash jarian ro migeh. doostesh migeh nazadi bokoshi??
-rashti migeh AO AO , mageh misheh har shab har shab too rasht adam kosht.
Subject: Ghebleh
From: Samitche, Alman
Torkeh mireseh be tehroun va mireh soragheh yeki va miporseh:" Agha
bebakhshid, Ghebleh kodoum vareh?" Taraf ham migeh:"Oun vari!!". Baad Toorkeh
migeh:"Khaily doureh?"
Subject: Qazvin
From: Samitche, Alman
Dar parkhayeh Qazvin neveshteand:" Khaheshmandim gol ha ra bechinid!" Dar
mogheyeh khrouj ham neveshtand:"Khoshtan amad?"> Yeki az doustan ke dar Qazvin
fogh-e license gerefteh boud, dar mogheyeh benzin zadan, diplomesh miofteh zamin,
ye nimsaat matal mikoneh, doustash behesh migan:" Pas chikar mikoni?" Oun ham
javab mideh ke:" Vallah daram fekr mikonam dola sham varesh daram ya az aval
bekhounam!!".
Subject: bacheh
From: Babak
yeh rooz yeh ghazvini dasht bache khodesh ra mikard , keh yekdafeh bache
faryad mizaneh , ghazvini yeh pass gardani misaneh be bache va migeh : khafeh
sho pedar sag mageh ma bache naboodim??
Subject: ghazvini
From: Babak
yeh rooz ye ghazvini dasht ba zoor ye bache ro mikard va bache dasht faryad
mizad, yek nafar mibineh va migeh baba jan in che karieh dari mikoni? ghazvini
migeh hala ma dige ekhtiare bachamoonam nadarim???
Subject: ...Heyvan-e Ghavi...
From: Samitche, Alman
Be torkeh migan be nazar-e to ghavi tarin heyvan kodoumeh? Migeh Mourcheh!!!!
Migan: Mourcheh?? Chetor?? Torkeh ham migeh: Akheh yek dafeh yek mourcheh didam
oumadam begiramesh raft to sourakh-e piriz-e bargh, ye souzan bardashtam daresh
biaram yak lagad-i zad part shodam oun sar-e otagh!!!!!!
Subject:
From: elly
Which durger has four legs, whiskers, and a tail?
A cat-durger! (durglar)
Subject: ... khordim
From: borzoo ,tehran
ye rooz az torke miporsan shoma chi shod tork shodin torke mige in ke migan
emkanat nabood ya rafighe nabab hamash harfe rastesh ro bekhain ma kir khordim!!!
Subject: jende mahi
From: bi_adab
ye rooz ye torke mire labe darya ye pari daryayi mibine ke dare vasash
kiss(BOOS) mifrese torke tajjob mikone mige: va man ordak mahi didam sag mahi
didam vali zende( jende) mahi nadidam!!!!
Subject: keshavarz
From: pedram-p Canada
Be ye turke migan ba "Keshavarz " jomle besaz, migeh : hey , cos kesha
varzesh konid !
Subject: airplane
From: pedram-p canada
An American plane is flying somewhere over middle east when the left engine
dies. The pilot radios for help; "hello, anyone out there? Can anyone hear me?'"
An Iranian air traffic officer picks up and responds "Yes, Ve are here" The
Pilot asks "Do you speak English?" The Iranian answers "Yes, Ve espeak ingilish.
Vat's wrong?'" The pilot explains the problem with the left engine. The Iranian
responds "Do not Vorry. Left engine dead use right engine to fely" The pilot
uses the right engine and continues the flight.After a while the right engine
dies. The pilot radios for help "hey, are you still there? the right engine is
dead too. What should I do now?" The Iranian responds "Yes, Ve are here. Left
engine dead? Right engine dead? Do not Vorry. Repeat after me. Ashhado-an la
elaha ellal-lah ...."
Subject: nemoneh
From: pedram-p canada
Be Turke migan ba "NEMOONEH" Jomle besaz. Migeh: mohemtarin ozve badan, koon
e mooneh..
Subject: kore
From: pedram-p canada
ye ruzi do ta bache poro mikhostan ke yek kore ro azyat konan, behesh yek
rande midan hess kone, modati migzare va kure mige : boro baba in coso shera ro
ki neveshteh. members.xoom.com/pishy/
Subject: baabaa
From: majid.z Tehran
ye baar ye pesar-bachchei bood ke har ki ro seda mikard, oon kas mimord
masalan ye baar goft khaale,khaalash mord ... aakharin baar vaghti goft maamaan
, maamaanesh ham mord .baabaash ke tarside bood ,az pesaresh khaast ke oono
hichvaght seda nakone va bachche he ham ghabool kard. vaghti bozorg shod ye rooz
baa khodesh goft :"baayd baabaa mo seda konam" vaghti goft "baabaa" BAGHGHAALE
SARE KOOCHASHOON MORD
Subject: RANDEH
From: Nader
Yek rooz ye doone RANDEH midan daste ye torke koor (blind). Torke dast
mikeshe behesh mige: in K...e sher haro ki neveshte!!
Subject: SHEBAHAT
From: X-IRAN
SHABAHAT-E MAH VA SHORT CHEI???
HAR DOSHOON SHABA DAR MIAN.:)
Subject: Rashti & Hejleh
From: Arnold Tehran
ye rooz ye Rashtie ezdevaaj mikone.vaghti maraaseme aroosi tamoom mishe ,
maadaresh behesh mige : "pesaram biaa boro too hejle baa aroos....." va daamaade
rashti ham mire tarafe hejle. ba'ed az chand daghighe maadare miaad mibine
pesaresh dame dare hejleh eestaade. azash miporse : "pesaram cheraa nemiri too
hejle baa arous .." daamaade rashti mige :" YEKI AZ DOOSTAAM OOMAD , BEHESH
TA'AROF KARDAM ; RAFTE TOO HEJLEH HANOOZ BIROON NAYOOMADE !!!"
va hanooz biroun nayoomade
Subject: about jok
From: toronto
ye roz be ye torke migan ba koshesh jomle besaz mige kafshe man kooshesh
Subject: mobail
From: A.parsa (Iran)
Be yek rashtee meegan esm zanet chie? Meege Mobile . az aan porsidan chera?
goft : chon harvaght karash dashtam dar dastras nabood (No respanse to pageing).
Subject: malagheh
From: KC
yek ruzi yeh malaghehe mireseh be yek ghashoghe va miga agha ghashogharo didi
Subject: Smell
From: Ramona
Be ye Torke megan chera gardanet boo mideh, mige har gooz mideh mindaze
gardane man
Subject: Smell
From: Ramona
Be ye Torke megan chera gardanet boo mideh, mige har ki gooz mideh mindaze
gardane man
Subject: POP
From: KIDO
Migan ye rooz pop mariz mishe hame-ye doctor-ha mian balaye saresh va migan
ke kAresh tamoome.
bad ye doctor motekhases miad mibinatesh va mire pishe cardinal-ha va mige
pop faghat dar yek soorat zende mimooneh migan dar che soorati mige dar soorati
ke sex dAshteh bAshe.
kholAse cardinal-ha hame nArAhat mishan va miran shor mikonan va gharar mishe
be pop began.
kholAse miran pish pop va behesh jaryan ro migan. pop ye fekri mikone va mige
yani hich rAhi nadAreh? hame migan na nadareh. pop mige bAshe vali 3 ta shart
dAre: avalesh inke zani ke miad bAyad lAl bAshe. hAme migan cherA? mige vAse
inke nare be kasi bege bA pop boode. hame khoshhAl mishan daste pop ro
miboosan.bad mige dovom inke koor bAshe hame migan chera mige bArAye inke
nabineh ke bA pop khAbideh. hame khoshhAl mishan daste pop ro miboosan. bAd hame
miporsan khob sharte sevom chie? pop migeh sharte sevom ine ke sinehAsh bozorg
bAshe. hame miporsan chera? mige akhe doost dAram!!!
Subject: saat
From: pedram-p canada
yeh rashtieh mireh khoneh mibineh zanesh yek saat dastesheh.miporseh to saat
nadashti. saat ro as koja avordi?khanumesh migeh yek saat dadam ,yek saat
gereftam.
Subject: Jomle besasid
From: Ramin, Germany
be torke migan "agha shoma ba 'Kushesh' je jomle besas". torke mige "shalvare
man kushesh?". migan "na agha mansure ma as kushesh 'Kar kardan va fa'aliat
kardan' ast. torke mige "Shalvare kare man kushesh?"!!
Subject: Viagra
From: Samitche, Dubai
Rashtieh mireh khouneh va be zanesh migeh "Khanoum jan, yek Viagra bedeh
bokhorim!" Zanesh ham migeh:" Avalan ke oun gerouneh va dovom in ke maleh
mehmouneh!!"
Subject: Asheerali
From: Houston
Yek rooz asheerali yeh dalleh(dabeh) por az asal kenar khiaboon gozashteh
bood keh befrooshad vali royeh an neveshteh bood Berenj, Doostash porsid chera
berenj! Asheerali dar javab goft: baryeh inkeh magassa jam nashan.
Subject: Rashti
From: Mehr,Canada
Ye rashti mirese be doostesh, behesh migeh ye zane xooshgel gereftam ishaala
kooftetoon beshe
Subject: zarde turky
From: Mehr, Canada
(dar zabane turky sorry = range zard),Ye turke baa havapayma mosaferat
mikarde, kenaresh ye amrikaee booye bad vel mideh, turke ba asabaaniat binisho
migireh,amrikaieh negaahi mikoneh va migeh sorry, turkeh daad mizaneh pedarsag
xaylee xoshboo choosideh, rangeshro ham migeh.
Subject: Parrots
From: Samitche, Dubai
This lady walks in the church and starts complaining to the prist that her 2
female parrots only know one sentence which is; "Hi guys, are you looking for
party?", the prist gets oppset and tells the woman to bring her parrots to his 2
male parrots whom allways keep praying the whole time. So she does as the prist
said, and as soon as the prist puts the two female parrots in the cage, they
repeat the same sentence:" Hi guys, are you looking for party?" As soon as the
male parrots hear that, one says to the other :"Brother, put the bible away, our
prayers have been answered!".
Subject: Seer!!(Garlic)
From: Z
Yek turk shak kardeh keh zanesh ba kesi degar dar-e mikhab-e. Tasmeem migireh
keh keh yek shab biroon neravad. Zanesh masl-e har bar doost pesaresh ra davat
mikoneh be khooneh var miravand be ootagh khabesh. Bad az chand saat shaharesh
barmigardeh vali zanesh mifahmeh keh bargasht va doostpesaresh saresh ra mikoneh
zir-e lahaf-a va pahash zir-e balesh mikoneh. Turk-e miyayad to ootagh va fekr
mikoneh keh zanesh vaghe-an khab-e va cherage ra roshan nemikoneh. Miravad to
takhtesh va lop-e zanesh ra miboosad. Bad seday-e chosidan miyayad va turk-e be
zanesh migooyad, "Khanoom, magar man be shoma nagooftam shabha seer (garlic)
nakhorid!!"
Subject: Seer!!(Garlic)
From: Z
Yek turk shak kardeh keh zanesh ba kesi degar dar-e mikhab-e. Tasmeem migireh
keh keh yek shab biroon neravad. Zanesh masl-e har bar doost pesaresh ra davat
mikoneh be khooneh var miravand be ootagh khabesh. Bad az chand saat shaharesh
barmigardeh vali zanesh mifahmeh keh bargasht va doostpesaresh saresh ra mikoneh
zir-e lahaf-a va pahash zir-e balesh mikoneh. Turk-e miyayad to ootagh va fekr
mikoneh keh zanesh vaghe-an khab-e va cherage ra roshan nemikoneh. Miravad to
takhtesh va lop-e zanesh ra miboosad. Bad seday-e chosidan miyayad va turk-e be
zanesh migooyad, "Khanoom, magar man be shoma nagooftam shabha seer (garlic)
nakhorid!!"
Subject: Darya
From: Z
Yek , mardi dam-e darya istadeh bood. Bad az yek modatti 2 nafar az az
migzarand va mishnavan keh mard-e be khodesh dareh migooyad, "bah bah, mashallah,
mashalla!" Da saat bad hamoon do nafar baz az darya migzarand va mibinand keh
mard-e hanooz oonja istadeh va dareh miggoyeh, "bah, bah, mashalla, mashalla!!"
On do nafar miran az mard-e miporsand "Agha, che khabare inja do saat-eh inja
istadee?" Bar migardeh mige "Akh, nemidoonid! Pesaram alan 2 saat-e shirjeh
zadeh va hanooz niyamadeh bala!!"
Subject: Darya
From: Z
Yek , mardi dam-e darya istadeh bood. Bad az yek modatti 2 nafar az az
migzarand va mishnavan keh mard-e be khodesh dareh migooyad, "bah bah, mashallah,
mashalla!" Da saat bad hamoon do nafar baz az darya migzarand va mibinand keh
mard-e hanooz oonja istadeh va dareh miggoyeh, "bah, bah, mashalla, mashalla!!"
On do nafar miran az mard-e miporsand "Agha, che khabare inja do saat-eh istadee?"
Bar migardeh mige "Akh, nemidoonid! Pesaram alan 2 saat-e shirjeh zadeh va
hanooz niyamadeh bala!!"
Subject: Football
From: Z
Yek rooz team-e Tabriz ba team-e Iran, football bazi mikonand. Dar avvallin
bakhsh-e bazi bazi konandehye shumarehyey 10-e team-e Tabriz zarbe mikhoreh va
mire biroon. Sardabeer-e team Tabriz be jayesh do nafar miyavarad dar bazi.
Sardabeer-e team Tehran asabani mishavad va mige "Chera do nafar ra miyavaid to
bazi vaghti keh faghat yek nafar rafteh biroon?!!" Javab mideh "Ziad Sholoogh
nakon. Bayad khoshall bashi keh be jayeh do bazikoonande-ye shumareh 5, dah
bazikonande-ye shumareh 1 niyavordam to bazi!!"
Subject: Melting nails
From: Z
Ye Tabrizi dolhtaresh ra miferesteh Tehran dars be khooneh va barayash yek
appartement barayesh mikhareh. Yeki az divarhayeh appartementesh soorakh dashteh
va dar appartement-e baghalesh yek pesar zendegi mikard. Kholasseh dokhter-e va
pesareh-e ba ham ashna mishan va akhar sar in do-ta az soorakheh hamdigar ra
mikonnand. Bad az chand mah pader-e tasmeem migireh keh beravad dokhtaresh ra
bebinad. Vaghti ke be dar-e appartement mizanad, dokhtar va pesar dar hal-e
kardan-e hamdigar boodan. Foran dokhtar kodesh ra mikesheh kenar va dar ra baz
mikonad. Pedaresh miad to khooneh va kolahesh mizarad rooyeh yek chizi ke mesle
mikh too divar bood. Bad az chand saat miravad kolahesh ra bardareh mibinah
koolahesh ro zamin ooftad. Be dokhtaresh mige "Tehran che ghadre dagh-e keh mikh-ha
darand roo divar abb mishavand!!"
Subject: Setareh khanum
From: Z
Yek roozi Dar tehran yek jashne bozorg gerefteh mishe. Yek pEsar-e Turk
mibineh dokhtareh khoshgel neshasteh oon taraf-e ootagh. Mir-e az dokhtareh
miporseh, "esm-e shumah chist?" Dokhtareh migeh "Esm-e man Setareh hast vali
hameh be man migan Mahtab".
Chand saat migzareh va hameh daran yavash yavash miran. Dokhtareh mibineh oon
pesar-e dar-e miravad vali hanooz esmesh ra nemidooneh. Foran miravad donbalesh
va miporseh " Man esmam be shuma goftam vali nafahmidam esm-e shumah chi-e?"
Pesareh migeh (Ba lahjehye Turk)" Man esmam cheragh-Ali -e vali hameh be man
migan Lusture!"
Subject: joke
From: arman
yeh rooz abood mikhat bereh khastegary.bad do ta kerevat mizaneh madaresh
migeh keh chra 2 ta kerrevet mizany migeh choonkeh wolek aghd va aroosy ba hameh!
Subject: Short-e khanoum
From: Samitche- Dubai
Rashtieh az sobh ke oumadeh boud sar-e kar, hey be hamkar hash migoft:" Shab,
beram khaneh, short-e khanoum ro dar biaram va che HALI bokonam!!!", Hamkar hash
ham hey behesh negah mikardan vali harfi nemizadan. In jomleh ta saat-e 3-4 baad
az zohr hodoud 60-70 bar tekrar misheh, va dast-e akhar yeki az hamkar hayeh
rashtieh shaki misheh va ba daava behesh migeh:" Martikeh, KHEJALAT bekesh, az
sobh hichi behet nagoftim, hey az short-e khanoum vaseh ma harf zadi!! Ghairat
ham khoub chiziyeh!!!!" Rashtieh migeh:" AAAAUUUUUUU!!! che hasharieh!!, baba ki
ba khanoum kar dareh! Sobh bargh naboud, bandeh avazi short-e khanoum ro
poushidam, alan ham migam beram daresh biaram rahat sham!!!!"
Subject: Zanneh Tork
From: Sertegh
Az yeh zaneh torkeh meeporsan ta halla machine hol dadi? Meegeh, Vallah yek
bar to machine hol shodam dadam
Subject: Tombstone
From: Morrie
They see a woman rubbing her naked butt to a tombstone. They ask her why are
you doing that. She says: my husband use to tell me " Azizam, in kooneh toe
morde rah ham zendeh mikoneh.
Subject: dark kardan
From: kido
ye zane sAntimAntAl too rAhroye dAdgAhe talAgh neshast bood ye zanetork oomad
neshest joftesh. ba'd azash porsid: "shoomA ham barA talAgh oomadid"? zane bA
nAzo eshve goft:" bale. in hooshang kheyli pooldAre. vali mano khoob dark
nemikone".
zan torke ham javAb dAd: "jAsh in gazanfar mA ro khoob <<bark>> mikone AmA
kharji namide" tozih: bark be torki mishe mohkam.
Subject: Khahar Baradar
From: Reza, canada
Ye rooz ye pesareh be khaharesh migeh, bebin mikhay berim too hamoom ba
hamdigeh, dokhtareh migeh na na ageh baba befameh kheili bad misheh, bad pesareh
migeh na baba, nemifame, bad ba ham digeh miran too hamoom. Bad pesareh be
khaharesh migeh khahar joon mikhay berim zireh doosh, bad dokhtareh migeh, na na
aghe baba befameh kheili bad misheh, bad pesareh mige na baba nemifame. Bad
pesareh tartibeh khahresho mideh va migeh, khahar joon male to kheili az maleh
maman behtareh, bad dokhtareh migeh, areh baba ham hamino migeh, :)
Subject: Khahar Baradar
From: Reza, canada
Ye rooz ye pesareh be khaharesh migeh, bebin mikhay berim too hamoom ba
hamdigeh, dokhtareh migeh na na ageh baba befameh kheili bad misheh, bad pesareh
migeh na baba, nemifame, bad ba ham digeh miran too hamoom. Bad pesareh be
khaharesh migeh khahar joon mikhay berim zireh doosh, bad dokhtareh migeh, na na
aghe baba befameh kheili bad misheh, bad pesareh mige na baba nemifame. Bad
pesareh tartibeh khahresho mideh va migeh, khahar joon male to kheili az maleh
maman behtareh, bad dokhtareh migeh, areh baba ham hamino migeh, :)
Subject: Zane Rashtie ( everyone knows her)
From: Soroush
Ye bar rashtie mire khoone mibine hame saf bastan vaysadan. Yeki az doostash
midoe jelosh mige " Maziar chend bawr behet goftam in zen kherabe, hame saf
bassan soraghesh beresan, talghesh bede". Rashtie mige: "Eh, telaghesh bedam
beram taye saf?"
Subject: Zane Rashtie ( everyone knows her)
From: Soroush
Ye bar rashtie mire khoone mibine hame saf bastan vaysadan. Yeki az doostash
midoe jelosh mige " Maziar chend bawr behet goftam in zen kherabe, hame saf
bassan soraghesh beresan, talghesh bede". Rashtie mige: "Eh, telaghesh bedam
beram taye saf?"
Subject: tork & pole
From: mustafa
ye roz bache torke mire zire pol.babash ba sang mizanad ta dar biayad.
Subject: asb
From: Namak
iranih vaghtie as iran beron miean . hame ya mal jordan hastand ya naveh
maohamd khan ghadjar , kholashe torke mierh amrieka , assh mieporsan , shoma to
sendeghie ghabl chie jbodie , miegie ma,ASB
Subject: TORKE ZERANG
From: TONY CA. CONCORD
TEHRANI BE TORKE MIGE YE JOMLEH BESAZ TOOSH AAB BASHE MEGE KIRM TO DAHANET
TEHRANI MIGE BASS AABESH KU TORKE MIGE YE KAMI SABBR KON ABESHAM MIAD
Subject: zan irani
From: mamoshi
yek bar az ye italiyaei,amriacei va irani miporsan. zanhayeton ra be che
tashbieh mikonid? italiyaei mighe mesle yek goul mikhak khaily khoshbou va
ghalamei. amricaei mige mesle gole rose khosh bou va khoshkel. irani mige mesle
pangoan as oon miporsan chera? mige choon ham pahneh ham gohe ham aneh!!!!!
Subject: Torkeh bahoosh
From: Nima, Beverly Hills CA
Beh torkeh migan ba setam yek jomleh besaz. Migeh ashegeh kosetam.
Subject: SHORT SORAKH!!
From: AHMAD REZA
Yeh Roz Yeh Rashteh Shortesh Sorakh Bodeh Mipare Sherjeh Mizaneh To Estakhr
Gara misheh!!!!!hahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!
Subject: khanoom ba memar bashi
From: mahmood TEHRAN
yebar agha va khanoom miran masjed mibinan agha migeh har ki emshab ba zanesh
bekhabeh ye ghasr to behesht sakhteh. shab bar migardan khooneh khanoom be agha
migeh bia bara pedaret ke to beheshteh ye ghasr besazim agha migeh bashe va
shoroo mikonan. tamoom ke mishe baz 5 deghigheh bad khanoom migeh bia ye ghasram
bara madare man ke to beheshteh besazim baz shoroo mikonan bad az tamoom
shodanesh baz khanoom migeh bia bara khaleh man besazim kholaseh khanoom bara
hame mikhad ghasr besaze aghahe ke digeh dare az hal mire migeh khanoom man
mikham bekhabam. in to va inam memarbashi . bia harchi khasty ghasr besaz
Subject: file va moshe
From: Mahmood TEHRAN
ye bar mardome baghe vahsh mibinam ye moshe az paye file bala rafteh va hey
miad mire zire dome agha file va baz bar migardeh sare khortoomesh. mardom
azashoon miporsan agha mooshe jaryan chie. mooshe migeh rastesh man chand salie
ke taleb boodam ba in file hal konam halam ke emrooz ghabool kardeh bahash hal
konam ta miram ye kam shoroo konam migeh lab bedeh man majbooram ta sare
khortooomesh beram va bargardam
Subject: Pesar Bacheh Bahoosh
From: Pashmak - Dubai
Ye rooz madareh to hayat rakht mishosteh, damanesh rafteh bood kenar va khate
kosesh peyda boodeh , bachash mibineh migheh, maman maman : oon khateh chiyeh ?
Mamaneh migeh : hichi madar boro bazi kon, bacheh esrar mikoneh : tor-o-khoda
oon khateh chiyeh? mamaneh mighe : ba Babat rafteh boodim jangal , Babat dash
hizom khoord mikard, tabar as dastesh dar raft , khord injam in khateh oftad.
bacheh ba shirinzabooni migheh : vali Baba ajab neshoone'ee dashteh, saf zadeh
vasate Koset!!!!
Subject: Pesar Bacheh Bihoosh
From: Pashmak - Dubai
Bachehe vared otaghe mamanesh misheh, mibineh mamanesh ye goosh-vareh new
zadeh be gooshesh , migh : maman ino Baba barat kharideh, Mamaneh migheh : Na
maman joon , agar be omid Babat boodam, ta hala to-ram nadashtam!!!!
Subject: turkeh bahoosh
From: Nima, Beverly Hills
beh torkeh migan ba setam yek jomleh besaz. Migeh ashegeh k-setam.
Subject: Pennis Study
From: KIDO
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why thehead of a man's
penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and$180,000.00,they concluded
that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more
pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do
their own study.After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that
the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Poland, unsatisfied
with these findings, conducted their ownstudy. After 2 weeks and a cost of
around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off
and hitting him in the forehead.
Subject: Bacheh Dars-khoon
From: Pashmak - Dubai
Pesar bacheh-eh tanbali be mamanesh ghol mideh dar emtehanat nomreh khoob
biareh, ye rooz as madreseh ke mireseh be mamanesh migheh : emrooz dikteh shodam
13, mamanesh migheh: Afarin pesare khoobam, bia nok doodoolet ro beboosam,
Bacheh-he khoshesh miad va ba khosh-hali migheh: Mamany agar fada 20 begiram
bram "suck" mizani. !!!!
Subject: Pesar Bacheh Sadeh
From: Pashmak - Dubai
Bacheh-he to khooneh bazi mikardeh ke telephone zang mizaneh, gooshi ro
barmidareh, yeki az poshte khat miporseh : Babat khoonast? Bacheh migeh : Areh,
vali too hamoomeh. Taraf miporseh : Mamanet chi ? Migheh : mamanam ham too
hamoomeh, Taraf migeh : eh !! do taee too hamoom chi-kar mikonand ? bacheh
migheh : nemidoonam, vali fekr mikonam darand bastani (ice-cream) mikhorand,
Taraf migeh : az koja midooni ? Bacheh migeh : because babam dasht be mamanam
migoft : zood bash bokhoresh vagar-na shol misheh-ha. !!!!!
Subject: didi didi di
From: al canada
ye rooz pedar be doododl pesaresh to hamoom dast mizaneh migeh didi didi di
bad pesareh beh chizeh pedaresh dast mizaneh migeh dada dada da.
Subject: Arabeh khar
From: Arman Niakan
YEK BAR YEH ARABEH MIKHOREH BEH JADVALE MISHINEH HALLESH MIKONEH
Subject: Arabeh khar
From: Arman Niakan
YEK BAR YEH ARABEH MIKHOREH BEH JADVALE MISHINEH HALLESH MIKONEH
Subject: Arabeh khar
From: Arman Niakan
YEK BAR YEH ARABEH MIKHOREH BEH JADVALE MISHINEH HALLESH MIKONEH
Subject: Arabeh khar
From: Arman Niakan
YEK BAR YEH ARABEH MIKHOREH BEH JADVALE MISHINEH HALLESH MIKONEH
Subject: Train Ride
From: Amir
Who would make it to Los Angeles to New York first? Two Lesbians or two gay
guys? ----The Lesbians, because they do 69 all the way and the gay guys are
still packing their shit.
Subject: Train Ride
From: Amir
Who would make it to Los Angeles to New York first? Two Lesbians or two gay
guys? ----The Lesbians, because they do 69 all the way and the gay guys are
still packing their shit.
Subject: Train Ride
From: Amir
Who would make it to Los Angeles to New York first? Two Lesbians or two gay
guys? ----The Lesbians, because they do 69 all the way and the gay guys are
still packing their shit.
Subject: Donkey
From: Hooshang Joon
One day an animal told a joke to all the animals in the zoo. Everyone laughed
except the donkey. A week later, the donkey started laughing real hard. The
animals asked the donkey, "What are you laughing at?" The donkey replies,
"Remember the joke you told me last week, well I get it now!"
Subject: shebahat
From: bi-mazzeh
porseh: shebahate 'LOR' va AFTAB chist? pasokh: har 2 az poshte kooh dar mian.
Subject: shebahat
From: bi-mazzeh
porseh: shebahate 'LOR' va AFTAB chist? pasokh: har 2 az poshte kooh dar mian.
Subject: jayezeh
From: bi- mazzeh
midanid mikhahand be re'ise kolle banke markazi-ye iran jayezeye nobel dar
shimi bedahand? dalilash an ast ke ishan 'RIAL' ra be goh tabdil kardeh ast!
Subject: bache jahel........
From: jooon, Sweden.
Ye rooz ye jahel_e bache dar nemishode, mire palo doktor mige:"dadash,
nokaretam , kholase ye kari kon ma bache dar shim......" doktore ye ghors behesh
mide, mige bokhr , bache dar mishi.Jahel mikhore , zanesh bade 9 mah bache dar
mishe, 3 ta pesar mizad.bache ha bozorg mishan, yeki adam kosh, yeki lat,yeki
mavadi.Jahele shaki mishe mire palo doktor mige:"nokaretam, man mikham bacheham
mesle khodam loti bashan....." doktor ye ghors behesh mide mige:indafe dige
hamoni ke mikhaj mishan.Jahele mikhore,zanesh hamele mishe,9 mah, 1 sal, 2 sal....,nemizad,
miofte mimire!!!! khabaresh mipiche to iran ye zane 2 sal hamele bode, nazajide
ta morde, az tamame donja mijan bebinan mozo chije...... Shekame zane ra vaz
mikonan mibinan dota bache on to neshastan be ham migan: _dadash aval shoma
befarma.... _ na bekhoda, nokaretam ,aval khodet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Lesbos
From: PYS Anonymous
One day 2 lesbians walk into a small grocery store and buy 3 bananas. The
clerk asks them "why are you guys buying 3 bananas when there are 2 of you?" One
of the lesbians responds by saying "Because we want to eat one"
Subject: Lesbos
From: PYS Anonymous
One day 2 lesbians walk into a small grocery store and buy 3 bananas. The
clerk asks them "why are you guys buying 3 bananas when there are 2 of you?" One
of the lesbians responds by saying "Because we want to eat one"
Subject: Grandaddy
From: PYS Anonymous
A grandson and his grandpa are fishing. The grandpa takes out a beer and the
grandson asks "Can I have one?" The grandpa asks him "Can our dick touch your
asshole?" He says no so the grandpa says "you can't have one." Later that day
the grandpa starts smoking. The g-son asks "Can I have one?" The grandpa asks
once again "Can your dick reach your asshole?" The G-son says no and so the
grandpa said he can't have one.
Even later that day they go to a supermarket and they both buy lottery
tickets. The G-son wins 2 million dollars. The grandpa asks his g-son "You are
gonna share that with me right?" The G-son looks at him and asks him "Can your
dick reach your asshole?" The grandpa proudly responds "YES!!!" The G-son says
"then go fuck yourself" :-)
Subject: Arabeh khar
From: arman,toronto
BEH YEH ARABEH MIGAN BA KALAMEYEH "EBADAT"YEHJ JOMLEH BESAZ MIGEH KEH WOLEK
MISHEH BEH ENGLISI BEGAM MIHAN BEFARMA,MIGEH KEH "SORRY ABOUT THAT.
Subject: drunk man
From: darvish-canada
A drunk man was walking down the street on a sunday morning. Suddenly he
realizes that he is missing his hat. Looking around he sees a church nearby and
says"o.k. I will go to the church and take a hat from the entry". Upon entering
he stops and listens to the father. At the end of the ceremony he goes to the
father and says"Father, I was just about to commit a crime but you stopped me."
Father says:"what did I say son?" Drunk man says:"You know you talked about
ten-commandment and then you talked about adultry, that was when I remembered
where I have left my hat!
Subject: Snake
From: Samitche, DUbai
What's the worse thing you can do to a snake? Give it VIAGRA!!!!!
Subject: Iranian Viagra!!
From: Samitche, DUbai
Dar IRAN ham Viagra sakhtand, va behesh migan: "BEGAMET"
Subject: dota chous
From: shamin
do ta chous dashtan ba ham bazi mikardand yek goz miad wa megeh man ra ham
bazi bedahid baad yeki az oun chousha megeh mamanam gofteh ba anhaii keh sar wa
sedah darand bazi naconam
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Subject: dota chous
From: shamin
do ta chous dashtan ba ham bazi mikardand yek goz miad wa megeh man ra ham
bazi bedahid baad yeki az oun chousha megeh mamanam gofteh ba anhaii keh sar wa
sedah darand bazi naconam
Subject: be torke meegan
From: Kevin
Once upon a time, someone tells a TORK to make sentence that has water in it.
The TORK says:PIPE
Subject: SHAB-E-AROOSI
From: HANIF
SHAB E AROOSEEH YEK TORK BOOD, VA TORKEH AZ BAABAASH MEEPORSEH'BABA MAN
NEMEEDUNAM BA DOKHTAR CHEJOOREE BOKONAM. LOTFAN MAN RA KOMAK KONEED' PEDAR JAVAB
MEEDEH, VA MEEGEH'EMSHAB TOOYEH OTAGH BA KHODET TELEPHONE BEBAR, VA BE MAN ZANG
BEZAN, VA BE TO MEEGAM CHE KAR KONEED' PESAREH MEEGEH BASHEH. AN SHAB TOOYEH
OTAGH TORKEH BA ZANESH TANHA HASTAND, VA BE BAABASH ZANG MEEZANEH. BABASH MEEGEH
'KHOB PESARAM CHERAGHHA RA KHAMOOSH KON' PESSAREH MEEGEH 'BASHEH'. BAAD BAABAASH
MEEGEH LEBASSASH[CLOTHES] RA DAR BEEYAR'. PESSAREH MEEGEH BAASHE.BAAD BAABAASH
MEEGEH 'PAAHASH RA VAAS KON'. PESSAREH MEEGEH BAASHEH. BAABAASH MEEGEH'HAALA OON
CHEESEY KEH MA DOTA DAREEM BEZAN TOOYEH SOORAKHESH' PEESAR MEEGEH BAASHEH', VA
TELEPHON RA MEEZANEH TOOYEH KOSESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: 2 TA 50 TOMAN
From: KHODAM
YE ROOZ YE RASHTIE POOL NADASHTEH BE ZANESH MOGE KHANOOM JAN BODO BORO SARE
KOOCHEH 2 TA K** 50 TOMANI BEDEH BIA ,ZANE MIREH ,MARDEH MIBINE KHEILI DIR KARD
DELVAPAS MISHEH BAD MIBINEH ZANESH BAD AZ 7,8 SAAT GOSHAD GOSHAD DAREH
MIAD.MIPORSEH CHERA INGHADR DIR KARDI? MIGEH AKHE KASI K** 50 TOMANI NEMIKHAST
MAJBOOR SHODAM 50 TA K** 2 TOMANI BEDAM :) 00 \_/
Subject: Torkeh Asabanee
From: Nima, Beverly Hills
As Torkeh miporsan chera vasateh khiaban istadehee. Torkeh migeh be K*ram Keh
vahistahdeham!!!
Subject: joke
From: fuad mohd
an old woman changed her name from mary to monica, she want to be famus
Subject: joke
From: FUAD
AN OLD MAN ASKE HIS SON TO BUY HIM A VEIAGRA AND HE PROMISED TO GIVE HIM
BD.100 IF IT SUCSSED. EARLY MORNING THE MAN ASKED HIS SUN TO COLLECT THE BD.100
FROM UNDER THE BELOW, WHEN HEREMOVED THE BELOW DISCOVERED BD.300 BD. 200 FROM
HIS MOTHER BECAUSE THE VIAGRA SUCSSED WITH HER.
Subject: joke
From: FUAD
AN OLD MAN ASKE HIS SON TO BUY HIM A VEIAGRA AND HE PROMISED TO GIVE HIM
BD.100 IF IT SUCSSED. EARLY MORNING THE MAN ASKED HIS SUN TO COLLECT THE BD.100
FROM UNDER THE BELOW, WHEN HE REMOVED THE BELOW DISCOVERED BD.300 BD. 200 FROM
HIS MOTHER BECAUSE THE VIAGRA SUCSSED WITH HER.
Subject: joke
From: FUAD
AN OLD MAN ASKE HIS SON TO BUY HIM A VEIAGRA AND HE PROMISED TO GIVE HIM
BD.100 IF IT SUCSSED. EARLY MORNING THE MAN ASKED HIS SUN TO COLLECT THE BD.100
FROM UNDER THE BELOW, WHEN HE REMOVED THE BELOW DISCOVERED BD.300 BD. 200 FROM
HIS MOTHER BECAUSE THE VIAGRA SUCSSED WITH HER.
Subject: saat
From: azadeh
moalem az daneshamoozesh miporse chera saat asia az amrika jolotar ast?mighe
baraye inke zoodtar az amrika kashf shode...
Subject: Ghazvini-yeh
From: Samitche-Dubai
Ghazvini-yeh, mireh tou khiyaboun va harchi migardeh bacheh peyda nemikoneh,
kholaseh ye pir-e mard peyda mikoneh va razish mikoneh!! touyeh rah ke
barmigashtan khouneh, ghazviniyeh sedayeh chand ta bacheh az mahd-e koudak
mishnaveh!! Mireh dar mizaneh, va be modir-e Mahd-e koudak pir-e mard ro neshoun
mideh va migeh:""Babam jan, mished ino vaseh ma khourdesh koni??"".
Subject: Loubia
From: Samitche, Dubai
Be Torkeh migan:"Ba LOUBIA yek jomleh besaz"! Torkeh migeh:"kouchouLOU BIA!!"
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Subject: Aborigines
From: koshkeleh
how do you know if oyu'v been robbed by an aborigine? - if you sandles are
missing
Subject: Aborigine 2
From: abedzadeh
what do you call an aborigine in a mercedes? - a thief ahahahahahaha
Subject: Quality of Life
From: Morrie
An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican
village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat
were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the
quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.
The Mexican replied, only a little while.
The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish?
The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs.
The American then asked, "but what do you do with the rest of your time?"
The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my
children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening
where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life."
The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should
spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat with the
proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats, eventually you would
have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you
would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You
would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave
this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and
eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise."
The Mexican fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?"
To which the American replied, "15-20 years."
"But what then?"
The American laughed and said that's the best part. "When the time is right
you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become
very rich, you would make millions."
"Millions.. Then what?"
The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing
village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take
siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip
wine and play your guitar with your amigos."
Subject: Few Jokes
From: Morrie
One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I
should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at
the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor."
"Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your
problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured
he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the
drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing.
After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It
will be better in two weeks. Diagnosys Late that evening while thinking how
amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever,
he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try.
He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples
from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and
deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the
following message:
Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins.
Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.
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The Pope is visiting town and all the residents are dressed up in their best
sunday clothes. Everyone lines up on main street hoping for a personal blessing
from the Pope.
One local man has put on his best suit and he's sure the Pope will stop and
talk to him. He is standing next to an exceptionally down-trodden looking bum
who doesn't smell very good. As the Pope comes walking by he leans over and says
something to the bum and then walks right by the local man.
He can't believe it, then it hits him. The pope won't talk to him, he's
concerned for the unfortunate people the poor and and feeble ones. Thinking
fast, he gives the bum $20 to trade clothes with him. He puts on the bums
clothing and runs down the street to line up for another chance for the pope to
stop and talk to him.
Sure enough, the Pope walks right up to him this time, leans over close and
says "I thought I told you to get the hell out of here!"
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One day a convenience store worker was sitting not doing much. At 2 o'clock
the doors swing open and a duck walks in.
"Do you have any duck food?" the duck asks.
"No we don't got any duck food."
"Okay, thanks anyway", says the duck, and walks out.
The next day at 2 o'clock the doors swing open again, andthe same duck walks
in.
"Got any duck food?" he asks.
The clerk is a little annoyed "No! We don't have any duckfood!"
"Fine." the duck says and walks out.
The third day at 2 o'clock the doors swing open and the duck walks in and
asks "Got any duck food?"
The clerk is really annoyed this time, "I've told you twice, we don't have
duck food, we've never had duck food and we never will have duck food. If you
ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor."
"Okay, thanks", says the duck, and walks out.
The next day at 2 o'clock, the door swing open again and the duck walks in
and asks, "Got any nails?"
The clerk says, "No."
"Good, got any duck food?"
Subject: Pas Fetrat
From: Alireza .p.p/Iran
Yeh torkeh bachash baed az eid-e- fetr be donya mead. esm-e- sho mizareh PASS
FETRAT
Subject: khortome feeel ( elephant )
From: fasa
ye bar ye mardy tooye tasadoof kiresh kandeh mieshe bad peish doctor mireh ta
barash ye kir payvand bezaneh doctor ye khortome bache feeel barash mezareh bad
az one month doctor azash miporseh kiret chetoreh migh khobeh valie vaghty
khyaboon miram har chee miveh gandideh hast to konam mikoneh!!!!!!!!!!!!**
Subject: Victoria Secret
From: Samitche, Dubai
Victoria Secret has recently opened a brach in Tehran and is called: "Raz-e
Fati"!
Subject: pashe
From: kat
"ye rooz 2 ta pashe to airport hamdigaro mibinand yekishoon dashte milarzide
on yeki mige chera milarzy? 1-akhe to rishe ye motor svare boodam 2-baraye che
miri onja! bia to w.c havapeyma har vaght mehmandar oomad boro onjash.....
beshin ham garme ham narm! fardaye oon roze dobare 2 tapashe hamdigaro didan baz
ham avaly dasht milarzid... 2-chera milarzy mege kary ke goftam nakardy? 1-chera
kardam ,ham garm bood ham narm,hamoon ja ham shab khabidam ama vaghty sobh bidar
shodam to rishe motor savare boodam......"
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Subject: La'ha'f-e Gold'ar!!
From: Pishee Khanoom
Ye rooz ye rashtie miya'd khooneh, mibineh ke zanesh la'ha'fe golda'r keshide
rooye takht. Mige: "Zan Ja'n, man la'ha'fe golda'r doost nada'ram." Ba'z
farda'sh mibineh zanesh la'ha'fe golda'r anda'khte. Mige: "Zan Ja'n, man ke
behet goftam, man la'ha'fe golda'r doost nada'ram. Agar farda' la'ha'f golda'r
ba'sheh, man ba' to nemikha'bam, miram zire takht!!" Farda'sh ba'z zanesh
la'ha'fe golda'r pahn mikone. Rashtie mire zire takht, mibine ye marde dige ham
oonja'st. Miporse: "Bebakhshida', shoma' ham la'ha'fe golda'r doost nada'rid?!!!"
Subject: Ma'dar Mordeh!!
From: Pishee Khanoom
Mibinan ye turke halesh khub nist. Migan dardet chie? Migeh "Va'lla'h
ma'darema'n fot chardeh." Behesh migan chera'? Migeh: "Rafteh bud posh'teb'am
rakht pahn koneh, ofta'd pa'in." Goftand: "Pas ofta'd mord?" Goft: "Na, ofta'd
ruyeh kuler, kooler shikast, ofta'd pa'in." Goftand: "Khob, pas oon vaqt mord?"
Goft: "Na. Ofta'd rooyeh terra'ns, terra'ns khara'b shod, oftad." Goftand: "Khob
pas oonvaqt mord?" Goft: "B'az ham na. Az oonja' oftad rooyeh sagfih ga'ra'j."
Oonha ke hoselashoon sar rafteh bood goftand: "Pas balakhareh key mord?" Goft: "Hitchi
digeh, ma' didim sakhtima'n d'areh kha'ra'b mishe,ba' tufah (hamoon tofangeh
torki!!) zadimesh!!!!"
Subject: Go-Tee
From: Ali
A fat lady always had to go to the doctor to get these bags of fat under her
eyes snipped off and sewed up again. After doing this for a very long time, this
lady gets tired of having to go to the doctor every month. She asks the
doctor,"Isn't there any other method that I can use at home instead of coming
here every month?" The doctor says, "Yes there is, us doctors have came up with
a more efficient method. I'll put a screw on the side of each one of your jaws.
Whenever the bags appear, just tighted the screws." The lady though it was a
good idea. After a year she comes back and says, "Doctor, I don't know what
happened!!! I have those bags on my eyes again!!! The doctor says, "Those are
not bags, those are your tits!!! If you keep this up you will soon have a
Go-tee!!! :)
Subject: ab dar kozeh
From: bijan
ghazvinie toie hamam omomi joloy ayeinh longash ra kenar myzanh mygh:ab dar
kozeh va ma teshneh laban mygardym
Subject: ghazvin
From: bijan
vared ghazvin myshavi neveshth: khoshamadid. byron kh myshi az ghazvin
neveshteh: khosheton amad
Subject: rashti
From: bb
yh rashti myro vasath do ta paseban mygh:man ra koja mybaryd,chekar daryd ba
man:
Subject: arab
From: dubai
ba ea arab megan to chaqadr khare .meqah oh aqamo nadede!
Subject: arab
From: dubai
ba ea arab megan to chaqadr khare .meqah oh aqamo nadede!
Subject: arab-e-koloftt
From: arab-e-khoozestan
one day an arab guy takes his wife to the docor because he thinks she is
pregnant, the doctor tells them that she is not pregnan, and it is only air in
her stomach.
one month later the arab goes back to the doctor with his wife and tells him
that he thinks she is pergnant, this time doctor check her and tells them that
it was only air in her stomach.
two month later they go back to the same doctor, and the arab tells the
doctor that his wife is pregnant, the doctor tells them that its only air, this
time the arab man gets really mad and takes his penis out and slams it on the
doctors table and says:" IN KIRE YA TOLOMBE?"
Subject: what do the japanese call....
From: lida!!
japani a be sandali a cinema che migan?? "taposhi tamishe" AHAHAHAHAHA japoni
a be dougoulo a (twins) che migan?? "en choun in, in choun uon" LOL
Subject: Ab va Bargh
From: Samithche, Dubai
Be Torkeh migan ba ""Ab va Bargh"" yek jomleh besaz. Migeh:""Man Abam mesl-e
Bargh miad""!
Subject: Jadeyeh khaki
From: Iran, MASHHAD
Yeki be yeki digeh migeh : "film jadeyeh khaki ro didi?" taraf migeh : "na.nadidam"
avali migeh:"zoodtar boro bebin va gar na asfalt mishe"
Subject: Govahinameh va cart-e mashin
From: Samitche, Dubai
Police Tork aro sar-e chahar rah mizaneh baghal va migeh:""Govahinameh va
Cart-e mashin!!"" Tork-e migeh:""Chi???!!!! Jomleh besazam?????""
Subject: A bad pick up line!!!
From: LIDA!!!
1. i like your clothes, can i talk you out of them??
Subject: Blondws and tampons
From: UM.......i dunno!
how do you know if a blonde is having a bad day??? she's got her tampon
behind her ear and she can't remember where she left her tampon!!
who invented the tampon factory?? some cunt!!!!
Subject: Joke
From: A.Bas
Dar Gazwin yek Ruz haheh Kuneschun ra az Panjereh gozaschteh budand birun. Ye
Nafar miporseh inja che khabareh? Migan, Edareh Hawaschenasi gofteh emruz Hawa
Kiri mischeh.
Subject: Sophie & Andrews Big Day
From: Saf
On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all her
family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes.
Panic.
Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her
wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately they were a bit
too small and by the time the festivities were over Sophie's feet were agony.
When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could think of
was getting her shoes off.
The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard
roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled
scream. Eventually they heard Edward say 'God, that was tight.'
'There,' whispered the Queen. 'I told you she was a virgin.'
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. 'Right. Now for the other
one.'
Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said.
'My God. That was even tighter.'
'That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor.'
Subject: mooz
From: dubai
ye rozi arabah dasht az kheyabon rad meshod ded ye post mooz oftadh megeh akh
bazam bayad zamin bokhoram.............
Subject: Blond Joke
From: Saf
A blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop
where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. The brunette
sighs and says, "Oh, shit, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no
reason." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal,
don't you like getting flowers?" The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always
has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending
the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't
you have a vase?"
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Subject: EDIBLE LAMPS???
From: Farbod Elli
Ye rooz bachehe az maman'esh miporseh : maman lamp khordanieh?mamanesh mige
chera in harf ro mizani az kei ta hala lamp khodani shode? bachehe mige:akhe
dishab baba migoft lamp rokhamosh kon bedam bekhori!!!!
Subject: food kon
From: tooraj namdar
yeh torke mire jendeghoone kos bokkone. jende mige 100 tuman. mikkoni ja suck
bezanam. torke mige suck chie. torke mire too va jende brash suck mizane. torke
mige zanam as in kara nemikone. mire hgoone mige zan bia suck bezan. zan mige
suck chie.torke mige kiramo bokkon too dahanet mik bezan. zan shroo mikone be
mik zadan. yedafe torke dad mizane: FOOD KON FOOD KOM MALLAFE RAFT TOO KOONAM.
Subject: Pope and Vergin Mary
From: NILOFAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There waz this pope and he told all his people that when he died and went to
heaven he wanted to meet the vergin Mary. So a few dayz later he died and went
to heaven. As he began to approach the big iron gates of heaven he saw a man was
standing there. So the Pope went up to the man and said, "i would like to see
the vergin Mary." the man shook his head and said ,"im sorry your late." the
pope said ,"what do you mean," and the man said, "Bill Clinton was just here."
Subject: turkeh............
From: sogol
Be turke migan ba "ANJAM" jomleh besaz migeh: man ra az kar bikar kadand va 1
an jam gozashtand. :)
Subject: nagoozia
From: iran-susie
ye rooz 2 ta tork miran dame darookhooneh be doctore daroosaz migan ghahveh
dari? doctore mige inja darookhaneh ast ghahveh ke nadarim. farda dobareh mian
miporsand ghahveh dari ? doctore javab mide na . hamoon rooz doctore daroosazeh
dashteh roo yek daroo tahghigh mikardeh ke be formool sookhgt moshak mireseh .
fardash 2 ta torkeh mian va dobareh ghahveh mikhan.doctore ham 2 livan sookht
mooshak beheshoon mifdeh. 2 ta torkeh mikhoran va miran khooneh.shab torkeh zang
mizaneh be doosesh migeh: a ) allo orooj to delet dard mikone? b) arreh. a) pich
ham mideh? b) areh. a) too delet baad(hava) ham jam shodeh? b) areh. a) e yoho
nagoozia , man goozidam alan majarestanam.
Subject: goozo khanoom
From: lida!!!
yeh rooz ye pesar e o familish mirram kasagari..... nashatano harf zadan...
vagkt shoud ke aroos khanoom chae biareh..... hamintoori ke chae dasht taroof
mikard talengesh dar mirreh... narahat mishe mido e mirreh to otagesh.....
madaresh miad miggeh "dokhtar bade biay birroon beshin" miggeh na....mishine o
geryeh mikone.......mirran miggam be aggah damad berreh behesh beggeh ke biad..
aggah damad mirreh o migeh "goozo khanoom biaybirroon!"
Subject: Rad o bargh
From: Nadili D.C.
Do ta tork ye shab biroun nesheste boodan hava bargh mizane o torke mikhande
hehe. Badd az 5 min. dobare hava ye bargh mizane torke dobare mikhande hehe!
Baghalish azash miporse: Abbas aga chera to mikhany? Mige oulagh mage nemibiny
daran aks migiran????
Subject: Tork trial
From: Qanbar
Judge: put your hand on the holy bible and swear that you will tell the
truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. The Tork defendant (placing
his hand on the bible): Agar kassi dorough begeh, hamin Enjil too koonesh!
Subject: the 4 Parrots
From: Nilofar!!!!
there was this lady who had 2 female parrots but the only thing they'd say
was,"hi we're prostitutes..u wanna have some fun? so oneday the lady got fed up
and went to the local church to get some advice. the priest there had two male
parrots. the priest said,"why dont u bring your parrots over to my parrots and
they could behave them," because the only think the priests parrots did was read
the bible. so the next day the lady brought her parrots over to the church and
gave them to the priest. He put them in the same cage as his own parrots. Once
the parrots were in they shrieked,"hi we're prostitutes..wanna have some fun?"
the two male parrots looked at each other and said,"Our prayz have been
answered.!!!!!!!
Subject: a tear of sadness!!!!
From: NILOFAR!!!!
there waz a boy and he waz sitting in the corner of a room crying reely hard.
His father came up to him and said,"why are you crying?" the boy said," Because
i can't eat anymore!!!"
Subject: KIDS vs TEACHERS
From: NILOFAR!!!!
Who said kids are getting dummer every year? Check out the wise cracks below
and judge for yourself.
TEACHER:how old were you on your last birthday? STUDENT:seven. TEACHER:how
old will you be on your next birthday? STUDENT:nine. TEACHER:no it isn't,
teacher. i'm eight today.
TEACHER:George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE:Here it is!
TEACHER:Now class, who discovered North America? CLASS:George!!!
TEACHER:Willy, name one thing important that we have today but wouldn't have
had ten years ago. WILLY:Me!
TEACHER:Tommy, why do you get so dirty? TOMMY:Well, i'm alot closer to the
ground then you are.
TEACHER:Why are you so late? WEBSTER:Because of the sign. TEACHER:Which sign?
WEBSTER:The sign that says'"School Ahead, Slow Down."
SYLVIA:Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER:I think so. What do you want me
to write? SYLVIA:Your name on this report card.
TEACHER:In this box i have a 10-foot snake. SAMMY:You can't fool me teacher.
Snakes don't have any feet.
TEACHER:How can you prevent diseases from biting insects? JOSE:Don't bite
any.
TEACHER:Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN:I is.....
TEACHER:NO Ellen. Aways say "I am." ELLEN:Alright. I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.
MOTHER:Why on earth did you swallow the money i gave you? JUNIOR:You said it
was my lunch money.
TEACHER:If i had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in another hand
what would i have? CLASS COMEDIAN:Big hands!!!
Subject: Khomaini's Speech
From: goran_kiasatpur@yahoo.com
Khomaini dar yeki as sokhanrani-haiash goft: Man shoma ra mikonem??????????
laken nasihat!!!
Subject: Torke gavas
From: goran_kiasatpur@yahoo.com
Ye Torki roozi mire gavasi. As bade roozegar tooye darya ba yek koose
barkhord mikone. Koose ye charkhi daoresh mizane baraye einke entekhab kone
kogasho bokhore. Yekdafe motevage mishe taraf torke. Miporse to torky? Torke ke
zahleterak shode mige bale az koga fahmidi? Koose bedoone einke gavab bede
rahesho migire va mire. Torke khoshhal be gavasi edame mide ke dobare tooresh be
koose ye dovomi mikhore ve hamin etefagh dobare miofte. Va baraye sevomin bar
ham koose ye sevomi ham hamintor. Ghabl az einke koose ye sevomi bekhat rahesho
bekeshe bere torke az oon khahesh mikone ke bege az koga fahmide oon torke?
Koose dar gavab mige akhe didam be gaye kapsool oxygen kapsool irangaz be
poshtet basti.
Subject: shekangehie abadani
From: goran
Midooni shadidtarin shekangeh baraye abadaniha chetoreh? Dasto pashoono
mohkam bebandi be derakht va navare bandari barashoon bezari.
Subject: nane barbari
From: goran
Ye turki mire joloye yek asemankharash va yek negah be noke oon miandaze va
mige" MASHALLA BARBARI". Age motevajeh nashodin bishtar taozih midam bedinmaana
ke oon turke tooye zehnesh in fekro mikone ke oon kodoom karegare turki boode ke
ba khordane nane barbari tooneste ajor sakhtemani ro az kafe khiaban part kone
be tabagate ballaye asemankharash?????????
Subject: chera turk shodi?
From: goran
Az ye turki miporsan chera turk shodi? mige " VALLAH OON ZAMAN EMKKANAT KKAM
BOOD ".
Subject: Ya emam hasan
From: goran
Ye rooz ye chatr-baz dar yek maamooriat az havapayma mipare va az bade
roozegar chtresh baz nemishe. Faryad mizane " YA EMAM HASAN ". Dota dast az
asemoon miad paiin va zire bagalesho migire va tooye hava negaresh midareh va az
oon miporse " kodoom emam hasan?" chatr-baz mige "emam hasan mojtaba". Dasthaye
asemani mige "bebakhshin man emam hasane aaskari hastam va chatr-baz ro vel
mikone ta biofte.
Subject: kardan
From: SHAHRAM
YEK RUZ YE PESARI BE BABASH MIGUE, PESARE: BABAJUN EMRUZ BARAYE AVALIN BAR
SEX KARDAM.
BABA KHAILI KHOSHAL MISHE,
BABAHE: BAH BAH BAH PESARE GOLAM,MABARAK BASHE, BIA BAHAM YAK JASHNI BEGIRIM.
KHOB, HALA BESHIN BARAM TARIF KON CHISHOD PESARAM.
PESARE:BABAJUN NEMITUNAM BESHINAM CHON CUNAM HANUZ DARD MICONE.
Subject: Otobus,,,
From: samitché, Dubai
ranadeh otobus mikhast bebineh ke rahnamash kar mikoneh ya, be shagerdesh
goft boro payin bebin mizaneh ya na!! pesareh ham ke tork boud mireh payin va
nigah mikoneh, va hamintor ke saresh ro bala va paeen mikoneh migeh:ؤreh!, Na!
Areh! NA!...
Subject: Sarneshinan!!!
From: Samitché, Dubai
Torkeh hamisheh akhareh havapeyma mishast, porsidand chera? Goft: Shoma
nemifahmid, hamisheh vaghti havapeyma soghout mikoneh migan "SARNESHINAN-e
havapeyma koshteh shodand, az baghi khabari nist"!
Mamadi???
Subject: Qazvini!!!
From: Samitché, Dubai
Qazvinieh har shab ba zanesh dava mikard, hamsayeh ha behesh migan ke ahkeh
gonah dareh, har shab dava mikonish!!! Qazviniyeh migeh:"Shoma nemifahmid babam
jan,, vaghti dava konam, ghahr mikoneh va rousho mikoneh be divar va poshtesh be
man!!!!""
Subject: Eve!!
From: Samitché, Dubai
Fargh-e havva ba baghiyeh zan ha chieh?? Tanha zani boud ke shoharesh ADAM
boud!
Subject: Yek Tork
From: h.andalibi@mailcity.com
Yek turk, yek rashti wa yek tehrani dashtan mishashidan, wa dar an lahze
polis miyahad wa migad shikar mikonid, rashti mige: man minewisam marg bar
saddam, polis: bishtar az in kar ha bekon, to tjikar mikoni- tehrani: man
minewisaam marg bar amrica, bah bah bishtar bokon, gob to shikar mikoni, agha
wala man bisawadam shoma biya benewis.
Subject: hamid .ch
From: IRAN
yek rooz moallem az hasany porsid hasany madar dary? hasany goft na pedar
dary? na pas chee dary? (gish)
Subject: ghazaleh.ch
From: IRAN
yek rooz mardy be khastegary miravad . madar arros miporsad ma az koja
bedanim ke shoma taa halaa ezdevaj nakardid. damad goft: BE JOONE DOTA BACHEHAM
Subject: Samitche, Dubai
From: Khiar....
Midounid Rashti ha be khiar chi migan? Seyed Havidj!
Subject: Samitche, Dubai
From: Jarian
Torkeh neshasteh boud dar joub-e ab! behesh migan, chera inja neshasti? migeh
mikham dar Jarian basham!
Subject: kir to koonet
From: Farbod From I.R.I ( IRAN)
Be ye kire migan koonet chand metre migeh be to che!!!
Subject: gozo
From: iran
ye zane va ye lote ba ye torke savare taksi bodan zane migoze lote mige
khanoma aghayon man bodam dobare zane migoze dobare lotemige man bodam torke be
gheiratesh bar mikhore vali dige zane nemigoze torke piade mishe va mige khanoma
aghayon age khanom balatar gozid man bodam
Subject: torke
From: sassan-ny
ye torke mire doctor migeh man nemitonam rah beram. doctor negah mikoneh
migeh (notch,notch,notch) torkeh shoroh be rah raftan mikoneh.
Subject: Rashti
From: Amir B. New Youk
Yek khanoome rashtee gardanband talayeh ghakhangi gardanesh bood, Pesaresh
azash miporse " mamn joon in gardan bado baba vasat gerefte?" mamanesh javab
mide " OWWW AGE MAN MIKHASTAM BE OMIDE BABAT BASHAM KE TO HAM ALAN INJA NABOODI
!!!!!!!"
Subject: noonvaee
From: Tamrehendi
yerooz ye rashti mire noonvaee noon bekhare.hichki naboode va mire jelo pishe
shater mige 10 noone lavash mikham.shatere az oon jahela boode va mikhaste ke
azyatesh kone behesh mige:agha boro tahe saf.rashtiye dorovaresho negah mikone
va 2bare mige agha 10 ta noon mikhastam. shater dobare ba tondi behesh mige mage
gooshet nemishnove goftam boro tahe saf....baad az inke in mozoo chandbar tekrar
shod rashtie asabani mishe va ye sang az zamin bar midare va shisheye noonvaee
ro mishkoone. shater ba asabaniyat mige:EEEEH chikar mikoni agha.rashtiye javab
mide AAAAu inhame adam too safan chera khere mano migiri?????
Subject: Dinasore Sexy
From: shahram
Ye rouz yek dinasore mard (male) mire pishe ye dinasore dokhtar (female) va
behesh migeh : bia berim poshte oon kooh (mountain). Dokhtareh migeh: na. Mardeh
migeh behet goftam bia, Dokhtareh baazam migeh NA. Dinasor mardeh asabani mishe
va migeh: SHOMA DOKHTARA HAMIN KARHA RO KARDID KE NASLEMAN MONGHAREZ SHOD!!!
Subject: ghonjeshk
From: Payman
(be lahjee torki beganid)
Yerooz ye bist soali misaran braye ye torke darbare yek parande. torke mige
ghonjeshke? migan na hgonjesh nist. ye parandeye gige ast. torke mige bal dare?
migan bale hameye parandeha bal daran. torke mige hgonjeshke!!! migan na baba
goftim ke ghonjeshk nist. torke mige nok dare?? migan ke bab hameye oarandeha
nok daran. torke mige ghonjeshke!!! hamin joori ta soal bistom pish miran. torke
mige pas jawab chi bood?? migan jwabe soale ma kaftar bood. torke mige man ke
goftam ghonjeshke.
Subject: Goz
From: Siavash S. CA
be torke migan goz chieh.torke migeh fekr mikonam gardanband basheh.migan
chera? torkeh migeh brayeh inkeh harky migozeh mindazand gardaneh man.
Subject: ARAB
From: benam
ye rouz ye arabe ba ye zaneh american ezdevag mikoneh.Shab ke miran khoneh
arabeh miad sharvaresho avaz koneh zaneh vahshat mikone va arabeh migeh natars
inkeh tou ra nemikhoreh to mikhy ino bokhory.
Subject: behesht
From: Mamdasan
Ye tehrooni ba ye esfehani ba ye tork poshte dare behesht gir mikonan.fekr
mikonan chejoori beran too behesht. tehraniye negah mikoneh mibineh ye taboote
shahid miyaran . mire ziresh ro migire o mire too. ya janbaz ba vilcher miyad
esfehaniye mire poshtesh ro migire o mire too behesht. torke ye kam fekr
mikoneh.mire ye forghon bar midareh o ba sorat mire ro be dare behesht.
negahbane behesht azash miporseh:koja. torke mige: DARAM MAFGHODOLASAR MIBARAM!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: sperms
From: haji
ye rooz hameye sperma jaam mishen migen injoori ke nemishe in sadde
pelastiki(condom) nemizare ma be ovum bereseem, emsheb hame hamleh mikonim va in
condomo mishkanim. shab ke mishe hameye sperma faryad mikeshen hamlehhh va
condomo pare mikonan, yeho sperme joloee faryad mikeshe sperma aghab neshini
koneen darim to goh fooroo mirim.
Subject: Dirty Talk
From: Jahan Zehtab
If a man talks dirty to a woman is considered as a sexual harassment, but, if
a woman talks dirty to a man it's a $3.99 a minute...
Subject: tork & 7
From: ALI-Holland
Ye roozi chand ta Fars , yek tork ra tanha gir miarand wa shoroo mikonan be
matalak goftan. yeki mige: hey torke begoo haft , torke mige :haft ! .Farse mige
:kiram to koonet raft !! . Hame mikhandand . Torke mige Farse begoo : shesh .
Farse mige shesh. Torke mige :kiram to koonat raft !! ,Farse mikhande wa mige":
Ahmag man goftam shesh na haft !. Torke mige : khob hala raft !!
Subject: Zane Turke
From: M.A.S
yek rooz turke az sarekar myad khoneh .mire toye otagh khab va mibine zanesh
lokht roye takht khabe va yek mard ham zire takht hast . be zanesh mige : in
marde on zir chekarmikone . zanesh mige : nemidonam zir takht chekarmikone vali
roye takht ghogha mikard.
Subject: dar Rasht che khabar ?!
From: Ali-Holland
(saat 12 shab)
Rashti: zan koja dari miri? Zan: miram bedam ! Rashti : khob ,jaye digeyi
nari ha !!
Subject: zarbolmasale rashti!
From: Ali - Holland
Zarbolmasale Rashti
"Masale ye pool , masale ye namoos nist ke beshe be rahati azash gozasht"
Subject: aadam va havva
From: farokh
agar yadetaan basheh aadam va haava jeloye dam va dastgaheh jensishoon faghat
ye barg meepoosheedand. yek rooz hamantory ke aadam va havva to bagh rah
meeraftand havva az aadam meeporseh: aadam to faghat yek barg daree? aadam dar
javab meege na! yok koobideh va dota gojeham zeeresh hast.
آگهی در همسفر
Subject: farrokhzad
From: yousef
yek rooz Farrokhzad to Ahvaz koonesh ra lokht az panjereye hotelash beeroon
gozashte bood. yek nafar az to kheeyaboon meeporse hey feri chera koone lokhteto
az panjere beeroon gozashti? Farrokhzad meege akhe inja hava kheyly keereeye!
Subject: torka
From: Farokh
be torke mygan yek jomleh besaz ke toosh aab (water) bashe; torke
mygeh:looleh be torke mygan yek jomleh besaz ke toosh santour bashe; torke
mygeh:shorte soosan toure.
Subject: jokeh torka dobareh
From: Farokh
yek torke dahte tabagheye seeyom (30th) yek asemankharash kar meekarde, yek
nafar az payeen meeyad va daad meezanel "gazanfar beeya, nanat mord"; torke
zerti khodesho az sakhtemon part meekone payeen, tabagheye dahom ke meereseh ba
khodesh meege "a- man ke madaram parsal mord", hameentour je meeyofte payeen va
be tabagheye chaharom ke meereseh ba khodesh meegeh "a- man ke esmam gazanfar
neest".
Subject: kiristal
From: kamal
be ye torke migan ba kiristal jomleh besaz migeh my kir is tall
Subject: Father & son
From: tootoo
One day a man wanted to have sex with wife, so he told the son: son go to
balcony and tell me who is passing in the street. The son went to balcony and
started to say : Hameed is in the road, reza is passing' mohsen is on the street
............ Then the son shouted: DAD.. DAD.. MR IS JAVAD HAVING SEX WITH HIS
WIFE! Fathar: How do you know son? Son: BECAUSE MR JAVAD'S SON IS LIKE ME IN
THEIR BALCON COUNTING THE PEOPLE IN THE STREET!
Subject: Marge Moush
From: Sadam and Arafat
Ye rouz ye moushe mire darokhane. Migeh: Agha Bebakhshin, marg man darin?!?!?!?!?!?
Subject: jews1
From: tootoo
WHY THE JEWS NOSE IS BIG.! BECOUSE THE AIR IS FREE.
Subject: jews2
From: tootoo
Question>How do you get three New york Jews in a public Bus??
Answer. Throw a penny inside!!!!!!!!
Subject: Tiger
From: tootoo
In the pets Olympic games the Iraqis sent one cat.
At the first day this cat broke all world records in sprinting, weight
lifting, wrestling and all the games, by the second day this cat won all the
medals by which no medal was left.
So the World press agencies held a conference with this magnificent cat and
the first question was " How the hell you pulled off all these medals when the
people of your country are starving due to the embargo.... let alone the
animals" and
the answer was "Well, I actually was a tiger in Baghdad zoo before the
embargo".
Subject: Faithfull
From: tootoo
There are three married men. One of them is very faithful to his wife, the
other one is not very faithful but he's ok, and the third man is never home
because he's always sleeping around outside the house. After they died, all
three of them went to heaven. But the first man got a very nice big car to drive
around in heaven, the second man got a motorcycle, and the third man got a small
bicycle. One day, the third man was riding his bicycle up in heaven when he saw
the first man with his car parked and looking very sad. So the third man asked
the first one why he was so sad. The first man replied "I just saw my wife
riding a bicycle !!".
Subject: Beizeh
From: Alireza Banani
Yek rooz yek agha pishe doctor mireh va migeh: Aghaye doctor!man moshkeli
daram va ghoil bedahid ke vaghti barayetan goftam nakhandid. Doctore migeh in
che harfea?.doctorha razdare marizha hastand va baraye darman -e- mardom
hastand.aghahe shorooi miconne be taireef kardane bemareesh.Mege:Yeki as
beizehaye man bozorgtar as degari ast. doctor mege:khob in ke mozooye bady
nist.Shalvaretoon ra payeen bakeshid ta bebinam. Ta aghahe zipe shalvaresh ra
payeen mekeshe yek dafei TALAPPP yek chizi mohcam roye meez mekhore. doctor
mezane zeere khande .aghahe mege:mage ghool nadadid ke nakhandid? Halla ke in
toor shod bozorgar-o- behetoon neshoon nameedam.
Subject: Jadval
From: Levels University Persian Gang
torke mikhoreh be jadval mishineh halesh mikoneh.
hehehehehehe......
hendooneh!!!
Subject: buzam torke
From:
here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
torke mireh doctor keh yeky az dandonasho bekesheh waghty miyad khoneh zanesh
migeh dadonat kooo. Torkeh migeh doctoreh change nadasht oftam bagiyasham dandon
bekesheh. LAUGH DUHHHHHHHHHH
Subject: powt_o_roo
From: tighux
ye bar ye wire ba ye xare gharar mizaran ke hamdigha ro bokonan. avval wire
choon zoorew biwtar boode xara'ro mikone ba'd nobate xare miwe . xare ham ta
daste bara wire ja mikone ta az too dahane wire dar miad. wire asabani miwe va
sare kire xararo gaz migire. sare kire xare bad mikone va xare az dard kirewo
mikewe biroon va wire powt_o_roo miwe.
Subject: turkeh
From: tootoo
Yek rooz turkeh to khiaboon(Street) rah miraf, yekdafeh(Sudenly) pash leez
khord(slipped) baad baighieh rahoo doorkhiz raft.
Subject: Zanashuie
From: Mitra
Ye rooz ye rashtie zanesho avizon karde boode be band rakht va ba shilang ab
mirikhte rush. doostesh mige ba ba chikar mykoni, mighe daram zanashuie mykonam.
Subject: ker to
From: amir-m@usa.net
nago to ro jhoda
Subject: tork
From: behzad
be yek tork meegan 'boro een otobus ra park kon'. torkeh chand lahzeh fekr
meekoneh, baad meereh tooyeh otobus derakht meekareh!!!!!
Subject: rashti
From: me
az soye adare nezam vazife share rasht ealm shod tami pesarhaye tak pedar az
khedmat moaf hastan.lol ta in lahzeh kasi morajee nakardeh ast.
Subject: Nakh va Soozan
From: shahram
ye rouz ye soozan ba ye nakh da'vashoon mishe, Nakhe be Soozane migheh, "baashe,
aghe dighe raftam too koonet"!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Subject: turkeh
From: Bita
Beh turkeh migan yeh tabligh vaseh noshAbeyeh "canada dry" besAzeh...turkeh
yeh kam fekr mikoneh...baad rusho mikoneh beh doorbin migeh...(ba lahjeh turki)..."cook
mikhori? gohhh mikhori...Canada bokhoor..." :)
Subject: rashti
From: Bibi
rashtiyeh shoharesh mireh jebhe o ba'd az yeh modat delesh vaseh shoharesh
tang mishe...vasash nameh minviseh...(use rashti accent)... zan: "agar Ayee,
torA boosam...agar nayAee, beh in K*sam..." shohar javab mideh: "agar Ayam torA
gAyam, agar nayAam, beh in khAyam... zan: "Agar Ayee marA gAyee, agar nayAee
pesar daii marA gAyad...
Subject: Khahar
From: Zereshk-Norway
Torke yek khanom boland mikoneh, dashte mirfteh keh pasdare Jelosho migire o
mige bzan knar. Torke park mikonh va pasdareh miyad jelo mige biya paiin. torke
piyadeh misheh, va pasdareh beh zaneh ham mige khahar shoma ham piyadeh sho.
Torke yek dafe mige: ey vay Abji shoma bod? man fikr kardam Jindas.
آگهی در همسفر
Subject: Torkeh....
From: Samitche, Dubai
Torkeh polis-e rahnamee va ranadegih misheh, rouz aval yek mashin ro mizaneh
baghal va migeh:"GOVAHINAMEH!!!" taraf ham yek hezar (1000) tomani mideh behesh
ke ghal-e ghaziya ro bekaneh!! Torkeh hezar tomani ro negah mikoneh va rang az
souratesh mipareh, ba tars-o larz migeh:" Bebakhshid hazrat-e Emam, nashnakhtam!!"
Subject: Torkeh va Viagra
From: Samitche va Farshad, Dubai
Torkeh dast-e rastesh ro boland kardeh boud va dasht to khiaban miraft ke
doustesh mires-e behesh va migeh:"Akbar agha chera injouri rah miri???" Akbar
agha ham migeh:" Hichi nagou ke Viagra khordam, to galoum gir kardeh!!!"
Subject: Rashtiyeh Tourk
From: Koloft 69
Rashtieh miyad khoneh va mibineh yeky ba zanesh lokht(naked) roo takht
khabeedeh va be zanesh migeh hatman farda mikhahy sigar ham bekeshy
Subject: Jomleh Saaziye Tork I
From: Someone in Europe!
Be Torke migan, "Ba Ali jomleh besaz." Torke migeh, "Mano, Hassan-o, Hamid
raftim estakhr (Swimming)." Migan, "de, pas Ali koo?!!?" Migeh, "Oon kar dasht,
nayoomad!!" :-)
Subject: Kos rashti
From: 2pac
Eak roz ea rashtea dashteh bar megashteh khonash do ta az bacheh mahalhash
golo sho megeran megan (Ba lahgahe rashte bakhoninash)Auuuuoooo Aouu medane che
shodeh Madeh megeh Auuo Auuo che shodeh Behash megan vagte neste Abaso ...Saf
mekashan dara khovnat o Changes mean zanato mekonan Rashte megah Aha hamen
Bachah mahalhash megan Aoouo kare ba zanat namekone Rashteh meghah zanomo dava
konam khodam baram ta saf.
Subject: shab gomaeh(friday)
From: Mehrzad
ye amricaee yek roz be yek irani migeh ma yek havapeima sakhtim keh 100000 pa
bala mireh iranieh migheh in ke baba chizi nist ma yek shab gomaeh darym ke
melionha pa ra bala mibareh
Subject: Afshin B.S.
From: Colongne /Germany
ye ruz ye pire marde 90 sale mire daru khaneh o mige: salam,8 ta ghorse
VIAGRA mikhastam lotfan har kodumesho 4 ghesmat bokonin.Doktore mige Viagra
darim ama chera har kodumo 4 ghesmat bokonam.piremarde mige:barye un chiesi ke
shomo fekr mikonin man viagra ro lasem nadaram, man mikham faghat saresh ye
khurde bala wayse o man tu kafsham nashasham.
Subject: divaneh
From: hamed
Once a man says to another man "bebinam ager EDISON bargh ra ekhtera nemikard
chi mishod?????" the other man" khob yeki digeh ekhtera mikard"........
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhha
Subject: kiram too cosset
From: Sohail
Be torke meghan kiram to cosset. Megha fuck you hahahahhahahah
Subject: TORKE BLOW JOB
From: SOHAIL
BE TORKE MIGHAN (BLOW JOB) MEGAHY? TORKE MEGHE NAH JUST A HAIR CUT....
Subject: turk
From: turkian
az yek turkeh meporsan chra turk shodi megheh akh chi begam rafighe bad.
Subject: Dots and Periods
From: Ye Kire Gonde
One Day A Guy and his Woman were at Safeway and were shopping. The Guy Buys a
candy named "Dots". His Woman asks him "Honey, can I have some of your dots?"
The Guy responds by saying "No. I'll leave you alone with your periods and you
leave me alone with my dots."
Subject: Gloves
From: Ye-Kire-Khar
A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girl friend's birthday and as they had
only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves
would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal.
Accompanied by the girl friend's younger sister, he went to Herrod's and
bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for
herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the
sister got the gloves and the girl friend got the panties. The guy sent the
package to the girl friend with the following note: I chose these because I
noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any in the evening. If it had not
been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but
she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade,
but the sales clerk that helped me has a pair that she has been wearing for the
past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and
she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first
time, as no doubt other hands will come into contact with them before I have a
chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before
putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just
think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will
wear them for me Friday night. All my love.
PS: The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
Subject: doctor
From: n.f.k
ye rooz ye zane rashtie mire doctor ,khob doctoram vase moaiene mige khanoom
boro lebaseto darar bekhab roo takht , zane rashtie ba hamoon nejabatesh!!! mige
" agaie doctor man khejalat mikesham biain aval shoma lokht shin.
Subject: hokoomat nezami
From: denna
ye rooz ye sarbaze torko mizaran sare iste bazresi , arshade sarbaze miad va
mige : bebin alan sat 8 shabe , az sate 10 shab be bad hokoomat nezamie va to
ejaze tir dari harkio didi too khiaboon mitooni bezanish . ino mige va khodesh
barmigarde pasgah . sate 8:30 mibine ke torke dare ye jasado ba khodesh roo
zamin mikeshe va miad too pasgah . arshadesh azash miporse : baba hanooz ke sat
10 nashode , chera in badbakhto koshti ? torke javab mide : ghoorban , shoma ke
nemidoonin , in yaroo oomad ye address az man porsid ke ta 11 shab ham
nemitoonest paydash kone !
Subject: Jokes
From: tony lindstedt
how many astrostar medallions can you wear?
Subject: TORKE BA KHARESH RAFT ESTADIUM FOOTBAL
From: DOCTOR HONEY
YEK ROOZ YEK TORKE BA KHARESH RAFT ESTADIUM FOOTBAL. DAME DAR YEK AGHAHE
BEHESH MEEGE,"BARYE CHEE KHARET RA AVORDEE ESTADIUME FOOTBAL?" TORKE
MEEGE,"CHERA ALI DAYEESH RA MEEYARE VALI MAN AMOO MOON RA NAYARAM?"
Subject: TURKE GAGESTER
From: DASH OMID PASHNETALA
TORKE BA PESARESH MIRAN BANKO BEZANAN, GOLASE MIRAN TOE BANK WA HARJIE POEL
TOE BANK BOED MIZANAN AZ BANK MIAN BIROEN SAVARE MASHIEN MISHAN WA VARAR MIKONAN
WALIE DAAR HAMIN HAAL JE MASHIENE POLIC DONBALESHOEN MIKONE WA POSHTE BOLANGOE
HEE MIGE IEST IEST WALIE ONA WAI NEMISTAAN POLICE ASABANIE MISHE DADMIZANE
KOREKHAAR WASTA ,HAMOEN MOGE PESARE TURKE MIGE BABA MANO SHENASAIKARDAN SHOMA
FARAR KON.
Subject: turkish
From: Jalil
One day a turkish man went to a shop and asked for a cold drink(Canada dry).
The shopowner told him that at present he has no cold drink. So the turkish man
said no worry give the warm one I shall have it on the Nalbeki.
Subject: tars
From: mamdasan
ye rooz ye amrikaii dooste torkesh ro davat mikone amrika.oonja mikhad torke
ro betarsooneh savare ye jet mishan.amrikaiieh viraj mide va mire robe
kooh.nazdike kooh be torke migeh "shashidi"?torke migeh areh shashidam.amrikaii
ye viraj medeh vo mire kenar.badesh torke amrikaii ro davat mikoneh tabriz ta
talafi koneh.amrikaii ro savar ye jiyan mikoneh too koochehaye tabriz.miran too
ye kocheye bonbast. torke ba sorat mireh robeh divar. nazdike divar be amrikaiie
migeh: "shashidi?".amrikaiiye migeh are shashidam.toke mige: " age beriniyam
digeh fayedeii nadareh".
Subject: mamdasan
From: sigar
be torke migan sigaro taarif kon. torke migeh:pedare salamati. migan
chera?torke mige akhe madare salamati ro migad.
Subject: Jagh
From: Zooroo
torke mikhad jagh zadan ro bezare kenar 4 ta gosheye hamom ra mibose (didid
koshti gira az koshti khodahafezi mikonab)
Subject: days
From: yourmama
haha hahahhahahhahahaha
Subject: Naheed
From: Irani
Naheed joket mesle khudat bie namak bud.....ha...ha...ha
Subject: ruz
From: tehran
ye torke faghat shabha birun miamadeh goftand chera ruzha birun nemiayi? goft
braye inkeh hamsh migen ye ruz ye torkeh....
Subject: KIRE BOLAND
From: A.B.S. KضLN
ye ruz kir bolanda mosabeghe dashtan.torke mire ke sherkat bokone.darbune
sakhtemun mige:koja ba in ajale mage male to cheghadare:torke mige(ba
lahje)22cm.darbuneh mige male man 85 cm o darbun shodam.torke mige:badbakht man
ghotresho goftam.
Subject: kooche-e gorbeha
From: Arash
Yek rooz dar yek kooche-e yek sagi boodeh ke hame-h gorbeharo mizade va
lat-o-pareshoon mikardeh. ye gorbe peyda misheh , hesaby sagar-o mizane.
gorbehay-e dige ke kheily taajob kardeh boodand behesh migan to ajab
gardankolofty hasti ke een sag badjens ro zadi. gorbeh dar javab mige: pedar
etiad besoozeh. man babr hastam ke be een rooz oftadam.
Subject:
From:
what do u throw a drowning nigger
Subject: ghazi
From: madrid
yek torke yek bacharo behesh tajavos mikone va darodaghonesh mikone,kholase
mibaranesh pishe ghazi,ghazi azash soal mikone,aga shoma chera in bacharo
kardid?torke javab mide agaye ghazi chon harf gush nimikard,ghazi mige aga
bekhatere harf gush nakardan ke nimishe yek bachero behesh tajavoz bekoni,rast
begu chera in kar ro kardi?torke javab mide agaye ghazi harf gush nimikard,ghazi
asabani mish va dobare hamun soal ro mikone yeho torke mige:bebinid agaye ghazi
shoma ham harf gush nemikonid
Subject: rashti ba gheirat
From: alireza
ye rashti be refighesh mige: man tazeh fahmidam ke cheghadr torka khar hastan.
refighesh mige chera? rashti mige : " akhe hamsaye man torkeh khodesh zan dareh
amma har shab miyad pishe zane man mikhabeh!!!!!
آگهی در همسفر
Subject: Kashi
From: Bigham-e-ghomi
Ye kashi (Kashan citizen) bache dar misheh . esme bachasho mizareh Rostam ,
ama mitarsideh sedash bezaneh !
Subject: TorkA Kharan??
From: Sohrab
Be Torke migan, "3 heyvAn nAm bebar, ke ba 'kh' shoroo beshan..." Migeh, "KHodamo,
KHanoomamo, KHaram!!" :o)
Bad behesh migan, "3 miveh nAm bebar ke ba "g" (gAf) shoroo beshan..." Migeh,
(Ba lahjeye Torki please) "Jojeh... Jilas... Jolabi !" :o)
Subject: Ingilisiye Khar??! *A must read*
From: Sohrab
Ye rooz ye dooste Ingilisi mireh Iran, va sobhe zood-e rooz-e aval mireh
restoran-e hotel baraye sobhaneh. In teflak, ke Farish khaily zaeef bood, va
shekasteh, ba komak-e dictionary sohbat mikard, garson ro seda mizaneh va migeh...
"Salam, bebaksheed, oon heyvAn ke biroon dar garden hast esmesh chiye?" Va
Garson ham migeh, "agha oon Khoroos hast." Ingilisiye migeh, "aha, ok, and, zan-e
"kooroos" chiye esmesh?" Garson migeh, "agha oon ham morgh-e!" Ingilisiye
labkhand mizaneh, va migeh, "Aha.. mersi, and, vaghti "kooroos" va "morgh"
bacheh-dar mishan esme bachashoon chiye?" Garson ham migeh, "Agha oon ham Joojeh
hast!" Ingilisiye ke khosh hal tar, va khosh hal tar misheh migeh, "aha.. aha..
ok, va gabl az in ke "joojeh" be donya biyad behesh chi migan?" Garson ham migeh,
"khob agha behesh migan Tokhm-e-Morgh!" Marde Ingilisi khosh hal va khandAn
migeh, "Yes, yes, that's it!! mersi, hamoon... 2 ta tokhm-e morgh va sosis ba
noon please!" hehehe! :o)
Subject: Tork va Moein!!
From: UK
Torke ye rooz mireh USA, Moein ro too khiyaboon mibineh, be khodesh migeh, "Aaaah...
tasfeer az inja che khoobeh!!" HEHEHE
Subject: Tork Tork Tork!
From: Someone in Europe.
Be Torke migan ye jomleh besaaz, ke toosh "Teer" (bullet) basheh... migeh, "Tofang!"
Subject: Joke for Tork!
From: Same One from Europe!
Torke too khiyaboon dareh rah mireh, bad shoroo mikoneh khandidan.... bad
yekam digeh mikhandeh.... bad baaz mikhandeh... ye dafe yak ghah-ghahehi mizaneh
ke miyofteh roo zamin az khandeh! Mardom doresh jam mishan migan, "marde hesabi...
chera enghadr mikhandi????" Torke migeh, "Akheh dashtam be khodam joke migoftam..."
Migan, "Khob... digeh enghandr khande???" Torke migeh, "Akheh oon akhari ro ta
hala nashnideh boodam!"
Subject: Speeding Tork
From: Someone in Europe
Torke neshasteh too ye Porsche jadid, vaseye khodesh dareh haal mikoneh.
180km Dareh too highway veeraj mideh, ke ye mashine polis mibineh va miyofteh
donbalesh. Bad ke polise mizanash kenAr, piyadeh misheh, mireh be Torke migeh, "GovAhi
nAmeh, bimeh, va karte mashin...." Torke yekam fekr mikoneh migeh, "Chiye?
Mikhay jomleh besaazam?" HEHEHEHE
Subject: Yamaha
From: Someone in Europe
Be Torke migan ba "Yamaha" (Motor siklet/keyboard) jomleh besaz. Migeh, "Shoma
FarsA kharin YA MAHA???" HEHEHEHE
Subject: Iranian in Eygept
From: An Arab boy
One day iranian man traveld to eygept, he went to the market, he found the
eygeptions names for men are double like mohammadian,alian,sadiqian so he
complecated about asking names so egyeptions people ask him about his name he
said my name is two gholoms
Subject: The Teashop
From: An Arab Boy
One day iranian man want to go to the coffeshop, he went to teashop.
Subject:
From: Brent
A women walks into walmart trys to take back an item.The clerk said we can't
refund this.she yells touch my breasts!tou ch my breasts! so the clerk took her
to the manager. He said Iam sorry but we can't refund this.she said touch my
breasts!Touch my breasts! Why do you want me to touch your breasts. I like to be
touched when Iam being screwed.
Subject: salam
From: martin
ye ruz be torke migan ba "salam"jomle besaz mige:"salam".
Subject: hallo
From: tehran
ye ruz tarzan as rasht shoru mikone mige: AAAAAAAyaaayaaa mirese be ghazvin
mige:Ay Ay Ay Ay
Subject: BABA
From: Shahram Sweden
Yek rooz yek pesare tork ba yek dokhtare fars vajsade bodan toje koche
dashtan hal mikardan.. bad dokhtare yek dafe mige. VAAAAAJJJ KHODA MARGAM BEDE.
BABAM OMAD.AGE BABAM MANO BEBINE KALAMO MIKANE.. Torke mige: khob kari nadare..
ta hala mano dide. Dokhtare mige : NA. Torke: mano mishnase. Dokhtare mige : NA.
KHOB KARI NADARE DIVONE BEGOOO DADASHETAM
Subject: Ye...
From: Mayssam
Ye bar ye zan rashtie in paash ro mindaze ro oon pash, oon paash be in paash
mige che ajab ma shomaro didim.
Subject: lastic
From: dany
Ye torke "zanesho" hey fro mikard too vaane aab va dar miavord . Azash
miporsan chera in karo mikoni mige :" ILADA AKHE MIKHAM SOORAKHESHO PEIDA KONAM
"
Subject: Doost dashtan
From: Hossein Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
be ye torke migaan: -Babato doost dari ya nanato? Mige: -Nanato.
Subject: Rahnama
From: Hossein Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
be ye torke migaan: -Bebin rahnamaye mashin doroste? Mige, -Dorost
shod..........Kharab shod............Dorost shod...........Kharab shod Dorost
shod..........Kharab shod..........................
آگهی در همسفر
Subject: Kotlet
From: Hossein Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
ye rooz ye torke barash mehmoon miaad, be mehmoonesh mige: -Asghar agha,
shoma kotlete ye shab mande mikhori????? Asghar agha: -Bale mikhoram Torke: -Pas
boro farda shab beya...............................
Subject: Jomleh Sazi...
From: shahriar kahan@parsmail.com
Be yek torke migan ye gomleh besaz ke tosh ab bashe. bige:LOLEH.
Subject: canibal
From: helenoo
ya rooz pedar va ya pesar adamkhar miran be donbal ghaza ya zan beseyar chagh
mibinan pesara miga baba biya ino bokhorim baba miga na aga ino bokhorim
colestrol migrim bad ya zan laghar mibinan pesara migah ino bokorim pedara miga
na ba in sir namisim bad ya zan khili khoshgal ba pestoonhay boozorg mibinan
pesara miga baba ino bookhorim baba miga na ino bebarim khoona va maman ro
bookhorim.
Subject: EBI
From: dany
Ye torke mire 'America' . oonga EBI ro mibineh , shoroo` mikone be ahval
porsi va be ebi mige : bayad yek avaz baram bekhooni . ba`d az 2 sa`at essraar
EBI qabool mikone . EBI mige : khob chee bekhoonam . torke mige : EBI bekhoon
.))
Subject: The bravest people
From: dany
DO you know who is the bravest people in the world ?
A: Emaam jomm`e ye qazvin .
Subject: turkeh
From: majid
ye turkeh saateshoo keshid bala,koftan chera,koft, kofte keh saat rou koftan
bekeshid jelou.
Subject: farsi
From: h2d
yek rooz cablasan be gangal raft pas az moddaty sargardany goft la massab in
draghta nemizaran adam gangal ro bebine!
Subject: Charity
From: El Tel
Guess what.......?
An Arab gave some money to a charity!!!!!!!
Subject: your mama so bald
From: Eric Craigmiles
yuor mama is so bald a fly landed on her head and sliped off
Subject: Arab&Film Super
From: SaSan
yerooz ye arabe mire khoneye doostesh va filme super mibineh va shab miad
khoneh,be zanesh migeh bayad vase man Suck bezani zanesh mige:Na valli arabe
razish mikoneh zaneh shoroe mikoneh be makidan... ye dafeh arabeh migeh :AAH
VOLEK FOOT KON,FOOT KON LAHAAF RAFT TO KONAM.
Subject: Pish o' Pas
From: Farzad
Ye rooz be ye torke migan: "Agha tahala shode ke shoma na rahe pish dashteh
bashi na rahe pas?" Yaroo mige: "Vallah ye bar Arreh too koonam gir kardeh bood
..."
Subject: Adam ahani
From: sasan sedigh
ye rooz ye ghazvini az khoone mire biroon. zanesh doostesho miare. ba ham
mashghool boodan ke ghazvinie mirese. zane be doostesh mige chekar konim, bia
boro too komod. dooste mige na baba man misham robot, to begoo avordam too kare
khone komakam kone. ghazvinie miado mige zan to chera lokhti. zane mige dashtam
lebas avaz mikardam. ghazvinie migi ein chie? zana mige avordam bara komak too
karaye khoone. zan mire too ashbaz khoone. ghazvinie dor marde ye charkhi mizane
mibine bad chizi nist, ye feshari mide. chon marde khodesh ro seft gerefte bood,
too nemire. dad mizane zaan oon dreil ro var dar bia. marde ba halat robot mige:
dobare emtehan kon! dobare emtehan kon.
Subject: ye torke dige
From: dany
Yaroo az torke miporse : - babato bishtar doost dary ya mamaneto ? - torke
mige : mamaneto .
Subject: bone ghaza
From: agh mahdi
ye roze ye torkeh mireh keh bone ghza beghireh.masoole anja ye pesar javoon
bodeh.vaghti mibineh in ye takhtash kameh behesh migheh baraie bon to baiad
baraieh ma akse jolo va aghabet roo biari.torkeh miad biroon mireh khiaboon
naser khosro.mibeneh in adamhaie hastan ke sareshono to kiseh mikonan va aks
mighiran.migheh in khobeh.akkaseh miad az baghal ye fargh va mikone va ye papion
barash mizaneh.behesh migheh har mogheh ghoftam hazer to bekhand.mardeh kalash
ro mikoneh to ghoni ta migheh hazer torke bar mighardeh shalvaresh ro mikesheh
paeen.baad az inkeh aks hazer misheh mardeh migheh in aks kheili ajibeh.toke
migj=heh chera.mardeh migj=heh avallan man ghoftam labkhand vali to dari soot
mizani.dovoman man farghe to ro az baghal va kardam vali to film farghe to az
vasat va shdeh.sevoman man baraieh to papion zadam vali inja kerebat oftadeh.
Subject: GHAZVIN
From: Navid Mousavi
Japanis named Ghazvin "tatashtooshe"
Subject: bazi ba kalamat
From: Tara jigar
ye rashtieh mishineh sare koocheh, koocheh mireh too koonesh !!
********************************** torke az hal mire, az paziraee miad too !!
********************************** torke az tir mire bala, az shahrivar miad
paiin !! **********************************
Subject: Khorshid-gereftegy
From: GOMNAM
beh yeh torkeh migan: "Shenidy KOSOOF shodeh?" torkeh migeh: "Beboosunesh,
khoob sheh!!"
Subject: zane rashti
From: Raha
ye roz ye rashti mireh japon kar koneh zanish barash poll mifres tadeh"
Subject: dore kamar
From: dany
Torke mikhast dore kamaresho andaze begire : khatkesh too koonesh mikone
zarbdar 3.14 mikone
Subject: be to che
From: maysaaaaam
be ye hamshahri azari migan ba beto che jomle besaz mige : abe to che sefide!
nakhandi ha
Subject: pardeh
From: Torke Khar
yek bar ye torkeh, dokhtaregy ye yek nafar ro azash migireh v beh hamin
khater mibaranesh dadgah. ghazy barash 80 zarbeh shalagh v 120 hezar toman pool
jarimeh mineviseh...baad torkeh bar migardeh migeh: (ba lahjeh bekhanid) "Aghaye
ghazy, 80 zarbeh shalagh beh kenar. vali pardeh ro metry chand hesab kardy?!!"
Subject: Magas va Zanboor
From: Tork Doost!! :o)
Ye rooz torke neshasteh roo nim-kat, 2 ta dast roo paa haash. Yek dafe yek
magas miyad mishineh roo daste chap-esh. Hamintori negash mikoneh, ba deghat.
Hamintori ke dareh negash mikoneh, yek zanboor miyad mishineh roo daste rast-esh.
Torke baz ba deghat be zanboore negah mikoneh. Bad ye dafe ba ta'ajob be khodesh
(ba lahjeye Torki please) migeh... "Ag'a... akhar maa nafahmidim, ma gol hastim
ya goh??"
Subject: mah asal
From: shahram
ye ghazvini ba ye dokhtare ezdevaj mikone fardash ba baradar zanesh mire mah
asal!!!!!!
Subject: Ghazviniyeh
From: Samitcheh, Dubai
Ghazvinieh hich kas ro peyda nemikoneh va belakhareh yek pir-e mard ro razi
mikoneh! vaghti ke miamadan az baghal-e yek koudak-estan rad misheh. Dar mizaneh,
sereydar ke dar ro vaz mikoneh migeh:"Babam jan,, misheh in ro begirin, va
khourdesh konid be ma bedin??"
Subject: Torkeh,,
From: Samitcheh, Dubai
Torkeh rouz-e dovom-e arousish mizaneh zanesh ro mikonsheh!! mibaranesh
dadgah, ghazi migeh:"Martikeh,, barayeh chi zanet ro koshti??" Torkeh ham badi
be ghabghab mindazeh va migeh:"Aghayeh Gazi, barayeh in ke Doukhtar naboud!!!".
ghazi:"Pas chera shab-e aval nakoshtish??", Torkeh:"Akheh shab-e aval boud!!!"
Subject: Navar behdashti
From: omid
ye rooz ye zan-e az khiaboon rad mishodeh ke yek daf-e navar behdashtish
miyofteh zamin ye turk-e ke az onja mighzasht-e be khanoom-e migh-e bebakhshid
khanoom epol-e Qos-etoon oftad.
Subject: H&M
From: Tootoo From Seatle
A turkish is told to make a scentence with "HAMID" and "FARID" He says: Shoma
doo naFARID vali kheyly shabihe-HAMID"
Subject: Mikonim, MIKONIMA!!
From: Roush2K
Yeh rooz mosahebeh boodeh dar television melli Iran. Dar in mosabegheh yeh
Azari, yeh Rashti, va yeh Esfahani entekhab mishan va aval az mardeh Esfahani
miporsan: mibakhshid, shoma dar 1 mah, chand bar "mikonid"?? Esfahanieh migeh:
man 5 bar mikoonam. Migan kheyleh khob badi va Rashtieh miad jelo. Az oonam
miporsan, mibakhshid, shoma chand bar dar 1 mah "mikonid"?? Rashti migeh: bendeh
2 bar. Migan kheyleh khob, akharin nafar (keh yek Azari boodeh) biad jelo va az
oonam miporsan: mibakhshid, shoma chand bar dar 1 mah "mikonid"?? ishoon migeh,
vallah, man yech (1) bar. Hameh surprise mishan va migan 1 bar?? akheh shoma
torki aghalan bayad az in Rashtieh bi bokhar bishtar sex dashteh bashi..yani chi
faghat 1 bar?? Torkeh bar migardeh migeh: Agha, albateh ma mikonim MIKONIMA :)
Subject: Mikonim, MIKONIMA!!
From: Roush2K
Yeh rooz mosahebeh boodeh dar television melli Iran. Dar in mosabegheh yeh
Azari, yeh Rashti, va yeh Esfahani entekhab mishan va aval az mardeh Esfahani
miporsan: mibakhshid, shoma dar 1 mah, chand bar "mikonid"?? Esfahanieh migeh:
man 5 bar mikoonam. Migan kheyleh khob badi va Rashtieh miad jelo. Az oonam
miporsan, mibakhshid, shoma chand bar dar 1 mah "mikonid"?? Rashti migeh: bendeh
2 bar. Migan kheyleh khob, akharin nafar (keh yek Azari boodeh) biad jelo va az
oonam miporsan: mibakhshid, shoma chand bar dar 1 mah "mikonid"?? ishoon migeh,
vallah, man yech (1) bar. Hameh surprise mishan va migan 1 bar?? akheh shoma
torki aghalan bayad az in Rashtieh bi bokhar bishtar sex dashteh bashi..yani chi
faghat 1 bar?? Torkeh bar migardeh migeh: Agha, albateh ma mikonim MIKONIMA :)
Subject: KHALEH
From: IRAN
YEH ROOZ YEH PESAR ARAB BA KHALASH DAREH RAH MEREH KEH PESAR ARABEH YE KHAR
MEBINEH KEH MOAMELASH BIRONE BE KHALASH MEGEH IN CHEEH KHALASH MIGEH IN HICHE .
FARDA DOBAREH PESAREH BA PEDARESH DOBAREH KHARO MEBINEH BEH PEDARESH MEGEH
BOOYEH IN CHEEH PEDAREH MEGEH IN KI.. .PESAREH MIGEH PAS MAN AZ KHALAM PORSIDAM
GOFT HICHEH PEDAREH GOFT RAST MIGEH BARY KHALAT IN HICHE.
Subject: Turke va ootooboos
From: USA, 911
Ye rooz ye shagerd ranandehe mire tahe ootooboos mibine ke turke hesabi tahe
ootooboos rideh. Be turke mige martike in chkarieh ke kardi, hale hamaro beham
zadi. Turke be shagerde mige, khob chikar konam, khode aghaye ranandeh goft "shoma
Berin agha"...lol shahram9@hotmail.com
Subject: Cd !!!
From: Volga
Be torkeh migan ba cd jomleh besaz migeh : Eh baz to chosidi ?
Subject: Nini va torkeh ;-)
From: Volga2
Yeh rooz yeh torkeh mireh khooneh rashti mehmooni. Shab ke misheh rashti
migeh koja mikhabi ? tabagheh aval man va khanom mikhabim. tabagheh bala ham
nini. torkeh migeh : tabagheh aval, nini saroseda dareh ;-) sobh ke misheh yek
dokhtareh khoshgel az pelleh ha miat paeen. torke migeh to ki hasti ? dokhtareh
migeh man nini hastam to ki hasti ? torkeh migeh : MAN ? MAN OLAGH, MAN KHAR,
MAN TORK , MAN GAV ...
Subject: Babat ya mamanet + rashti 2 ta joke ha ;-)))
From: Volga
be torke migan babato bishtar doost dari ya mamaneto? migeh mamaneto ;-)
Rashtieh be zanesh migeh doost dashti mard boodi ? zanesh migeh na. shoharesh
migeh chera aaaaaaoooooo mard be in khoobi. zanesh migeh : doost nadashtam mard
boodam. doost dashtam to mard boodi ;-)))
Subject: Arab Khastegari
From: Roush2k
Yeh bar yeh hamvataneh Arabemoon mireh khastegari va ta az dareh khooneh miad
too pedareh dokhtareh az ghiafash khoshesh nemiad va yek bahaneh mikhad biareh
keh dokhtaresho behesh nadeh. Beh Arabeh migeh: khob, shoma agar dokhtareh mano
bekhayn, bayad barash 4 ta mashineh akharin model hamin emrooz bekharin. Arabeh
migeh: ha volek in keh kari nadareh hamin elan berat mikharom!! Kholaseh 4 ta
mashineh akharin model ro miaran dameh dar. Pedareh migeh khob agar shoma
dokhtareh mano bekhayn, bayad hamin alan 3 million dollar bedin beh man!! Arabeh
migeh: ha volek inam kari nedareh alan behet midom..va kholaseh 3 million dollar
az jibesh varmidareh mideh. Pedareh keh digeh KHEYLI asabani shodeh barmigardeh
migeh: Aslan midooni chieh?..agar dokhtareh mano bekhay, bayad yeh (mibakhshid)
FOLOONEH 24 inchi dashteh bashi. Ta ino migeh arabeh javab mideh: haha volek ino
az aval migofti alan yeh gheychi biar barat nesfesh mikonom :)
from: Roush2K@hotmail.com
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Subject: Ali Daei / Mehdi Mahdavikia
From: Roush2k
Yeh rooz mamaneh Ali Daei behesh migeh boro yeh 2 ta noon sangak bekhar biar
vaseh shaameh emshab. Daei beh mamanesh migeh: akheh maman man keh bozorg tarin
footbalisteh Iran hastam, aberoom mireh beram too safeh noonvayi vaysam noon
begiram!! Mamanesh migeh khob bia in chador ro saret bokon boro too saf faghat
noono begir va bia. Kholaseh Daei chador ro saresh mikoneh va mireh vaymiseh too
saf. Haminjoor keh vaysadeh, mibineh yeki neshgoonesh migireh va mikhad gheyrati
besheh keh mibineh yeki digeh poshtesh az zireh chador migeh: Ali, manam Mehdi (Mahdavikia)..narahat
nasho :)
Subject: adamohawwa
From: jigartala
1ruz adam mire dare khuneye hawwaro mizane,hawwa mige:kie?adam mige:khodeto
chos nakon mage ghier az mano to kasy diagam injas???
Subject: rashty
From: jigartala
rashtie zan migire,be dustash mige man ke baladnistam,chikar bayad
bokonam?dustash migan:hichi,harkary zane kard toham bokon.kholese miran shab tu
otagho!!!modatty migzare zane mibine ankheir khabary nist,shalwaresho
darmiare,mardam shalwaresho darmiare..bazam migzareo marde hichkari
nemikone,zane boluzesham darmiare,mardam hamintor,kholase zane lokhtelokht
mishe,mardam lokht mishe.bazam rashtie hichkari nemikone.zane migire mikhabe ru
takht(BA ARZE PUZESH)lengasham hawa mikone,mardam hamintor.badaz chandlahze
marde mige:khob khanum badesh chi?zane mige:hichi boro 1kasio az birun seda kon
biad tartibe hardomuno bede.
Subject: jomle sazi
From: ARASH
ye roz be ye torke migan ba kos jomle besaz mige baradare man dar moskos
Subject: doctor
From: ARASH
ye roz ye zan mire pishe doctor mige aghaye doctor nemidonam chera paiine
nafam ye khal dar amade doctor negah mikone va bad agoshtesho mikone to dahanesh
va mimale roye khal va pak mikone va ba zan mige chizi nist boro farda dobare
zan barmigarde va mige aghaye doctor in khal dobare daramad doctor mige khanom
mibakhshid shohare shoma najar nist zan mige chera as koja famidid doctor mige
boro beon pedasokhte bego moghei ke lis mizane medado as poshte goshesh vardare
Subject: ARAGH
From: Roush2k
Yeh roozi dar majleseh Iran doreyeh jangeh Iran va Aragh (Iraq) hameyeh
nemayandeha dashtan rajebeh jang va rajebeh keshvareh Aragh sobat mikardan.
Miresan beh nemayandeyeh Armani (Vartan) keh dashteh chort mizadeh va sedash
mikonan keh oonam yeh chizi begeh. Yehoyi az khab bidar misheh va migeh: Areh,
Areh, ma ARAGH ro kheyli doost darim..ma ARAGH hamisheh tooyeh yaghchalemoon
hast..ARAGH khodemoon dorost mikonim..Had ta ARAGH ro bazi mogheha beh
Mosalmoona ham mifrooshim :)
Subject: Torke Char
From: Ali Torke
Be ye Torke migan : "Aga chehra shoma Tork shodin" Torke miga: "ache an
samana emkanat nabud" Vist my site
http://www.geocities.com/ali_torke/
Subject: ARAGH 2
From: Roush2k
Yeh bar mirizan tooyeh yek mehmooni va hameh ro migiran va mibaran. Badaz
chand sa-at chand nafar neshesteh boodan doreh ham va hameh mikhastan bebinan
keh chera gereftaneshoon. Yeh tork barmigardeh beh yeh esfoohooni migeh: boro
bepors chara ma inja hastim..Esfoohooniam beh yeh Ja-el migeh: boro bepors chi
shodes, ma chera injaym..kholaseh ja-elam beh yek Armani migeh boro bepors chera
inja hastim va Armanieh mireh va az yek pasdar miporseh: Ma Chera inja hastim?
Pasdareh migeh: Vaseyeh Aragh Khori. Armanieh bar migardeh migeh: Pas chera
nemiari bokhorim?? :)
Roush2k@hotmail.com
Subject: turke
From: Nasser
yek roz yek turke pooste khare kande bood va royash andakhte bood . refigash
omad va azash porsid ke chera en karo kardi goft baba bezar to khodemoon bashim.
Subject: Morgh
From: Elnaz...
Ye bar be ye morghe migan joone bachato ghasham bokhorm mige be Tokhmam
Subject: Esfoohooni
From: Roush2k
Yek ghatari dashteh az Esfahan beh Tehran mirafteh va yek esfahani va chand
ta dokhtar neshesteh boodan keh yehoyi (bebakhshid) telengeh yeki az dokhtara
dar mireh. Kholaseh boosh mipicheh va esfahanieh mifahmeh keh kareh dokhtareh
boodeh va dokhtaram mifahmeh keh esfahanieh fahmideh. Dokhtareh keh aberoosh
rafteh boodeh barmigardeh beh esfahanieh migeh: agha jooneh man beyneh khodemoon
bemooneh. Esfahanieh bar migardeh migeh: Chi Chi beyni khodemoon bemooned?! dara
ro vaz koonin khafeh shodim!! :)
Subject: Azari Vs Tehranis
From: Roush2k
Yeh rooz yeh hamshahri Azarbaijani mireh barayeh avalin bar Tehran va vaseh
khodesh vaysadeh boodeh zireh borjeh shahyad keh yeh chand ta bacheh tehrani
mian jelo va salam mikonan. Hamsharimoonam salaam mikoneh va yeki az tehroonia
migeh: mibakhshid agha, misheh shoma akseh yek (mibakhshid) k*s barayeh ma
bekeshin?!! Hamshahrimoonam migeh basheh, chashm. Kholaseh tehroonia yeh kaghaz
behesh midan va hamsharimoon barashoon yeh akseh k*s mikesheh. Ta kaghazo mideh
dasteh Tehrania, shoroo mikonan ghash ghash khandidan!! Hamsharimoon migeh:
chara shoma mikhandin? Yeki az tehrania migeh: ma shenideh boodim torka k*skeshan
amma nadideh boodim!! Ta ino migan hamsharimoon mizaneh zireh khandeh. Yeki az
oon Tehrania miporseh: to digeh chera dari mikhandi? Hamsharimoon migeh: Manam
shanideh boodam cheh Tehrania ziad beh k*seh nanashoon mikhandan, amma nadideh
boodam :)
Roush2k@hotmail.com
Subject: Nigger
From: TRENTON33@hotmail.com
How long does it take a black lady to take a shit? 9 months
Subject: racial
From: d.g.
A MAMA DUCK AND BABY DUCK ; MAMA SKUNK AND BABY SKUNK TAKE A WALK DOWN A
COUNTRY ROAD ONE DAY WHEN A TRUCK DRIVES BY , RUNS OVER AND KILLS THE MAMA DUCK
AND MAMA SKUNK. THE BABY DUCK STARTS CRYING AND THE BABY SKUNK SEEING THIS ASKS
THE BABY DUCK WHY HE IS CRYING. THE BABY DUCK REPLIES , " MY MOTHER WAS KILLED
BY THE TRUCK AND SHE NEVER TOLD ME WHAT I AM". THE BABY SKUNK SAYS, " WELL , YOU
HAVE YELLOW, FUZZY FEATHERS, A BILL, AND WEBBED FEET; YOUR A DUCK". THEY
CONTINUE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD WHEN A SHORT TIME LATER THE BABY SKUNK STARTS
CRYING. THE BABY DUCK SAYS, " WHY ARE YOU CRYING"? THEY BABY SKUNK REPLIES," MY
MOTHER ALSO DIED AND SHE NEVER TOLD ME WHAT I AM". THEY BABY DUCK SAYS," WELL,
YOUR NOT ALL WHITE AND YOUR NOT ALL BLACK, YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT, YOUR A
MESS-CAN"!
Subject: Marg Bar..
From: Roushk
Yeh bar avayeleh Enghelab yeh Tork, yeh Esfahani va yeh bacheh soosooleh
Tehrani yeh shab mast mikonan va miran va rooyeh yek divar edrar mikonan. Yehoyi
yeh pasdar miad va mikhad keh begirateshoon va beh avali (Esfahani) migeh: chi
kar dari mikoni pesar? Esfahanieh migeh: vallah beh Khoda man darem mishashem
roo in divar aa minevisem keh marg ber america. Az dovomieh (soosooleh Tehran)
miporseh: To chi roo divar ba edraret minevisi? Tehrooniam migeh: agha ma darimm
minevisim marg bar shah. Migeh kheyleh khob shoma dota berin. Kholaseh az sevomi
(Tork) miporseh: khob, oon keh nevesht marg bar america, oonam keh nevesht marg
bar shah, to chi minevisi?? Torkeh migeh: Vallah agha ma cheh savad nadarim
mikhayn khodetan biyayn negaresh darin va harchi deletoon mikhad bahash
benevisin :)
Roush2k@hotmail.com
Subject: Lor in New York
From: Roush2k
Yeh rooz yeh amaleyeh Lor az Iran miad New York va dashteh ra mirafteh keh
cheshesh beh Empire State building miofteh. Beh khodesh migeh: benazom beh oon
amaleyi keh toonesteh ajor ro ta oon bala bendazeh :)
Subject: Rashti Wife
From: Roush2k
Yeh rooz yeh zaneh Rashti beh shoharesh migeh: merd, berayeh men yeh joft
kefsheh jedid mikheri? Shoharesh migeh: Zen, to key lengat roo zamineh keh kefsh
ehtiaj dashteh bashi? :)
Subject: khastegare
From: tapesh1@hotmail.com
yerooz ye pesar vaseh dokhtare hamsayashon mereh khastegare vaghte ke
dokhtare mmekhad be agah pesareh chaye taroof bekoneh yeho gooz azash dar mere
baadash ham az khejalat mere to otagh dega beron nameyad madare pesar behesh
mege boro az delesh dar beyar pesar mere to otagh be dokhtare mege chetore goozo
va sare hamin majera khastegare be ham mekhoreh va pesar javabe manfe meshnaveh
Subject: khastegare
From: tapesh1@hotmail.com
yerooz ye pesar vaseh dokhtare hamsayashon mereh khastegare vaghte ke
dokhtare mmekhad be agah pesareh chaye taroof bekoneh yeho gooz azash dar mere
baadash ham az khejalat mere to otagh dega beron nameyad madare pesar behesh
mege boro az delesh dar beyar pesar mere to otagh be dokhtare mege chetore goozo
va sare hamin majera khastegare be ham mekhoreh va pesar javabe manfe meshnaveh
Subject: khastegare
From: tapesh1@hotmail.com
yerooz ye pesar vaseh dokhtare hamsayashon mereh khastegare vaghte ke
dokhtare mmekhad be agah pesareh chaye taroof bekoneh yeho gooz azash dar mere
baadash ham az khejalat mere to otagh dega beron nameyad madare pesar behesh
mege boro az delesh dar beyar pesar mere to otagh be dokhtare mege chetore goozo
va sare hamin majera khastegare be ham mekhoreh va pesar javabe manfe meshnaveh
Subject: "pas manam jendeh"
From: Hazrat Emam
yek rooz yek fars,esfahani va tork miran dokhtar bazi va ba mashin yek
takparoon savar mikonan.bad az moddati dar rah yek pasdar jeloshoon ro migireh
va be farseh keh ranandegi mikardeh migeh shoma? javab mideh man ranandeh
hastam.esfahani migeh manam mosaferam.zaneh migeh manam mosaferam.torkeh migeh
:pas labod manam jendeh hastam.
Subject: Ebadat
From: Rostam
beh torkeh migan ba "Ebadat" yek jomleh besaz. migeh: don't worry about
that.(aboutdat)
Subject: Arab
From: Roush2k
Yeh rooz yeh bacheh Arab beh babash migeh: baba misheh man ba (mibakhshid)
kiret bazi konam? Babash migeh: areh volek vali ziad az khooneh door nasho :)
Subject: Khak Kardan..RASHTI style
From: Roush2k
Yeh bar Rashtieh pedaresh "mimireh" va mireh keh pedaresho khak koneh va
vaghti bar migardeh hameyeh doostash azash miporsan chi shod khakesh kardi?
Rashtiam migeh areh khakesh kardim tamoom shod. Doostash migan khob vali hala
chera sooratet khoonieh? Rashtieh migeh: Akheh veghti keh dashtem khakesh
mikerdem mobarezeh mikerd nemireft too ghabr :)
آگهی در همسفر
Subject: Ardebili
From: Roush2k
Yeh rooz yeh bacheh Ardebil dashteh Santur mizadeh vali santur ro gerefteh
balayeh saresh va music mizaneh. Yeki azash miporseh akheh chera ba dastat
santur ro gerefti bala saret va mizani? Migeh: Akheh mikham cheh satteh music ro
bala bebaram :)
Subject: cheghadr goosht mikhori
From: siavash
ye khabar negar be japoniye miporse ke chegadr goosht mikhore dar rooz.
japoniye mige roozi 3 kilu. be arabe miporse ke oon cheghadr goosht mikhore dar
rooz. arabe mige roozi 10 kilu. be rahbaremoon miporse ke chegadr goosht mikhore,
rahbaremoon mige 600,000,000 ton. khabar negare mige magar mishe. rahbaremmon
mige bale, chon har ki ke rah mirese be man mige kiram to dahanet.
Subject: TORK
From: Mehran Shafie
Ye torke savare autobus mishe va mire aghab va shoroo mikone be ridan.Ranande
mige chere miriny?? Mige khodet gofty berin aghab!!!!
Subject: nemoone
From: rezaee
be torke migan ba nemoone gomle besaz mige mohemtarin ghesmte badanemoon
koonemoone.!!!!!
Subject: chi narmesh khoobeh, chi seftesh khoobeh!!!
From:
Ye rooz ye mardi ba ajale tooye haale yek hotel dashteh rah mirafteh, yekdafe
aarenjesh mohkam mikhoreh be pestoonaye ye zani. Yekdafe marde hol misheh va
shoroo mikoneh be ma zeratkhaahi. Va migheh: khaanoom, shoma aghe ghalbetoon
mesle pestoonatoon narme man ro meebakhshid. Zane migeh: Soma ham aghe dooletoon
mesle arenjetoon sefte otaaghe khaabe man shomarash 543 ast. ;-)
Subject: chi narmesh khoobeh, chi seftesh khoobeh!!!
From: shahram,
Ye rooz ye mardi ba ajale tooye haale yek hotel dashteh rah mirafteh, yekdafe
aarenjesh mohkam mikhoreh be pestoonaye ye zani. Yekdafe marde hol misheh va
shoroo mikoneh be ma zeratkhaahi. Va migheh: khaanoom, shoma aghe ghalbetoon
mesle pestoonatoon narme man ro meebakhshid. Zane migeh: Soma ham aghe dooletoon
mesle arenjetoon sefte otaaghe khaabe man shomarash 543 ast. ;-)
Subject: mashala
From: siavash
torke darya ro negah mikardo migoft mashala, mashala, mashala. yeki goft "darya
ke mashala nadare." toke goft "dadasham se sa'ate rafte zire ab va biroon
naymade, mashala ajab nafasi dare."
Subject: jomle saziye ye tork
From: siavash
be torke goftan ba crystal jomle besaz goft "my kir-is-tall."
be torke goftan ba "chips" jomle besaz goft CHI-PESare khoobi.
be torke goftan ba ajor jomle besaz goft ba ajor jomle nemisazan ke, khoone
misazan.
Subject: yazd-iye
From: siavash
ye rooz yazdi ye dasht ooto mikard. dokhtaresh oomad o goft "baba jan dari
chi karmi koni" va babahe goft daram ooto mikonam". his daughter said "chera
ooto mikoni biya ito bokon" while pointing to her kos.
Subject: dandeye ootoobus
From: siavash
torke ba ootoobus dasht miraft ardabil. did ke rarandehe hey dande avaz
mikard. sare ra raftan tooye ye baghali barye esterahat. vaghti ke rarandehe
bargast did ke dande nist, va torke nesheste dare mikhande. rarandehe goft chi
kar kardi ba dande?" torke goft "hamoon ke az tehran to inja sa-ay (kooshesh)
mikardi dar biyari, man basat dar avordam."
Subject: what is a ghazvinis favorite song?
From: siavash
what is a ghazvinis favorite song?
"eshghe man, BARGARD"
Subject: Telegraph
From: gamaj
Ye rooz ye rashti mireh mosaferat va zanesh delesh barash tang meesheh. ba
telegraph behesh meeneveeseh:" aghe beeyay to-to khayam" mardeh javab
meedeh"ageh Ayam, to-ra ghayam, ageh na-yayam, beh khayam. zaneh javab meedeh"
ageh Ayee, to-ra ghayam, ageh na-yayee K*s-o dadam beh pesar dayee.
Subject: khalil hassan khalil
From: farid_3000 iran
yek rooz yeh nafar mireh dare toalet megeh ky oonjast javab mideh khalil
hassan khalil migeh che joory 3 nafary oonto ja shodid?!!!!!
Subject: kharchang
From: kimia
be arabe migan ba kharchang jomle besaz!!! mige: vaghty ba zanam davam mishe
mesle khar- chang mizane.
Subject: shafa peyda kard
From: siavash
ye rooz ye marde khast bere hamoom. ta lebasesho dar avord yeki dar zad.
marde miporse kiye, madaresh bood, pas marde majboor shod lebasesho bepooshe. ta
dobare lebasesho dar avord dobare yeki dar zad, hamsaye bood, pas majboor shod
dobare lebasesho bepooshe. dobare ta lebasesho dar avord, yeki dar zad. marde
goft kiye? goft man mash reza hastam. marde be khodash goft mash reza ke koore,
pas eshgal nadare lokht beram be esteghbalesh. ta daro baz kard mash reza goft "biya
in ashe nazriye, chon shafa peyda kardam, chesham khob shode"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
Subject: turkeh
From: mehran
ye turk va ye rashteh to yek gahvekhaneh ba ham harfeshon mesheh. turkeh ro
be rashteah meconeh va megheh shoma rashtiha ke nemitonin *** be^conin. reshtyeh
meghe aga jan baray moshghel ma ke goors VIYAGRA ekhtera kardan befarmayyed
begin baray khari^at shoma chkar kardan.
Subject: khoneh
From: nader nader nader
yeh roz yeh nafar mireh khastegary yeh dokhtareh bad pedareh dokhtareh behesh
megeh khoneh dari. megeh bacheha goftan khanomesho to biar khonash ba ma???!!!
Subject: Rashti Airplane
From: Roush2k
Rashtia beh hava peyma chi migan??
"KABOOTAR AHANI" :)
Subject: SORRY
From: Roush2k
Yeh bar yeh hamshahri torki miad america va tooyeh yek asansor vared misheh
va yek americayieh heykal gondeh miad too va (mibakhshid) migoozeh va ta in kar
ro mikoneh torkeh chap chap negash mikoneh. Americayeh keh khejalat mikesheh bar
migardeh migeh SORRY (saari beh torki yani ZARD). Torkeh bar migardeh migeh: ay
pedar saj, migoozeh ranjesham beh adam migeh..bad dota gooz mideh va migeh bia
pedar saj inam girmiz va banafshish :)
Subject: Jewish Footbal
From: Parham Jan Cheese
How do you play Jewish Football?
GET THE QUARTERBACK
:-)
Subject: mameh
From: Fabiann
ye roz be ye torkeh migan ba mameh je hjomleh besaz migeh(Garmameh)jaleb bod
mageh na?
Subject: Pasheh
From: Mehran, London
Ye pasheh shab jomeh mast kardeh bod. Raft dam karkh^neh PeefPaf arbadeh
keshe.
Subject: Mexican home
From: Roush2k
Hey what does a Mexican say when his house falls on him?
" Get off me homz " :)
Subject: Roush2k
From: Blonde joke
What do you call a smart blonde??
A GOLDEN RETRIEVER :)
Subject: turke
From: siavash
ye torke be name ali bache dar shod o esme bachashoo gozasht ab- ali. ha ha
ha
Subject: bad shans
From: iran
ye rooz ye dokhtare khodesho az balaposhtebom part mekone paen dar ye
tabagheh ye marde migiratesh mige lab mide mige na mardeham partesh mekoneh paen
dobare ye marde megiratesh mege koon mede mege na mardeham partesh mikone paen
dobare nafar bad mige kos midi miga na dobare partesh mekoneh paen sare rah ye
akhoneh migiratesh dokhtare mige ba khoda ham lab medam ham koon medam ham kos
midam akhondeh ham megeh pas boro paen gendeh!
Subject: nader nader
From: iran
khastegary
ye roz ye nafar mereh khastegary ye dokhtare bad pedare dokhtare behesh mege
khone dary mege na! vali bachehha goftan khanomesho to beyar khonash ba ma!?
Subject: be torke migan...
From:
be torke migan ta hala gharch khordi, mige na vali chan bar jer khordam.
Subject: Esfahani 007
From: Roush2k
Yeh rooz James Bond mamooriat mireh Esfahan va savareh yek taxi misheh va yek
esfahani keh too taxi neshesteh boodeh salaam mikoneh va James Bond ham salam
mikoneh. Esfahanieh beh engilisi migeh: Excuse me, what is your name? James Bond
migeh: Bond, James Bond...what's your name?? Esfahanieh migeh: My name is Tafa,
Mos Tafa.
Subject: RASHTI
From: TABRIZ
BE TEHRANI MIGAN BA KESHVAR JOMLE BESAZ? MIGE AN GADAR BA KESH VAR RAFTAM KH
SHOD KESHVAR.
Subject: black priest
From: siavash
what do you call a black priest???
give up?
holy shit!!!!!!!!! lol
Subject: blacks jumping off a airplane
From: siavash
what do you call a bunch of black people juming off a plane?
night fall !!!!!!!!!!
Subject: torke mire khastegari
From: siavash
ye rooz tork mire khastegari. dokhtare esmesh parastoo bood. vaghti parastoo
chii mi are, torke mige mersi shotor khanoom. babaye parastoo mige chera behesh
migi shotor, esmash parastoo-e. torke mige fargh nemikhone ke, heyvoon heyvoone.
Subject: Ghazvini
From: Soheila
Yeh Ghazviniyeh beh zanesh migeh: man yeh KOON daram, to ham yeh KOON, bia
yeh DO-KOON baz konim. hehhehehehhehe
Subject: Agha rashti va bachehash
From: Ramin
yek roz yek rashti ba chaharta pesaresh mire mehmooni, azash miporsan esme
bachehat chie? mige in mammade, in mammade, inam mammade, inam mammade! migan
chera esme pesarato yejor gosashti? mige esmeshon yekie, valli familishon fargh
mikone!
Subject: AZAB
From: ba mazze.
Ye roozi be ye tork migan ba AZAB jomle bessaz. Mige: Az ab ke biroon miayee
bayad khodeto khoshkkoni.
Subject: Oontaraf
From: G Man
ye torkeh as yek nafar miporseh: 'agha oontarafeh khiaboon kojast?' mardeh
migeh: ma ra gerefti? khob oontarafeh khiabooneh digeh!! bad Torkeh migeh: man
hamin hala oontarf boodam, 'beman joftan intarafee'!!!
Subject: Pesareh konjkav...
From: G Man
Yek rouz, yek pesar bach-e ba madaresh dashtan as kenar yek maz-ra-e rad
mishodand va pesareh mibineh ke yek Asb donbale yek Asbeh digeh oftadeh. As
madaresh miporseh: Maman ina che kar mikonand? Madaresh migeh: Hitchi maman,
shoukhi mikonand. Bad as yek modateh kami, yeki as Asbha savar! Asbeh digeh
misheh, Bacheh baz as madaresh miporseh: Maman ina che kar daran mikonand?
Madaresh baz migeh: Hitchi maman, shoukhi mikonand. Bad as yek modateh kami
digeh, Asbha hessabi dashtand ba ham Hal! mikardand, Pesar bacheh digeh taghat
nemiareh a migeh: 'Maman inha Shoukhi Shoukhi ham digaro KARDAN!!!!'
Subject: bacheye ghazvini
From: siavash
ye rooz qazviniye be zanesh mige: zan!! man ye khabare bad va ye khabare
khoob daram. zane mige: aval khabare bad ro bego. qazviniye mige: besare ma
kooni shode. zan mige: vaaaaaaaaayyy. pas oon khabar khob chiye. qazviniye mige:
ajab kooni dare!!!!!
Subject: karmand
From: reza
ye rouzy ye mardy be morghy mige "jigaret ro bokhoram" morgh pishe
khoros(hamsaresh) mire va mige "In mard e biadab injoory goft" khoros mige "shoghle
in yarou chie?" morghe mige KARMAND
Subject: Daneshe Havanavardi!
From: Ali Koochooloo
Ye rooz ye torke ba ye engelisiye dashtan dar mowrede pishrafte daneshe
havanavardi dar keshvareshoon sohbat mikardan. Engelisi migeh: "Ma be tazegi
sahebe yek havapeymaye jadid shodim be esme:SHABHAYE LANDAN, ke 2000 pa bala
mireh. Torke bar migardeh migeh:" Agha jan, inke chizi nist. ma az ghadim yek
chizi dashtim be esme SHABHAYE JOMEH ke toosh hadde aghal 2 million pa bala
mireh!
Subject: siavash
From: torke mire amrika
Yek Rooz ye torke mire Amrika va kenare khiaboon cand ta khanoom mibine. Mire
qeymat ro miporse. Migan, 1 dollar hamin ja. 5 dollar to mashin. 10 dollar to
park. 50 dollar to Hotel. Torke 50 dollar mide. Zane mige, ahh ce kelasi, berim
Hotel. Torke mige: na baba, hija nemirim, 50 dafe hamin ja!
Subject: chese
From: sadaf
ta behal fekr kardin ke be jaye dast tooe neveste-e chese bezarin chee mishe.
dar romanha ma restoran dashteem ghaza mekhordem. shameman ke tamam shod dost
pesaram chesash ra roye chese man gozasht va chesash ra feshord man ham dar
moghabel chesash ra feshordam. baed as sham chese dar chese-e yekdigar ghadam
zadeem. dar khiyaban hame be ma negah mekarden ,ma ham dar moghabel cheseman ra
barayshan tekan dadeem.
Subject: Zane ye Rashti
From: Areg
Zane ye Rashti ba maashooghesh ba otobus farar mi konan be Teheran. Otobuse
vasate rah tasadof mikone va in dota mogheye karadan hamdige koshte mishan.
Rashtiro miaran va sahneye tasadof ra neshoon midan va azash miporsan ke chee
fekr mikone. Rashtiye yekem fekr mikone va mige 'Teflaki Zanam, khoobeh ke too
cheshesh narafteh'.
Subject: ghazvini
From: iman
ye shab ghazvinie mire tooye ye koocheye khalvat khodesho angosht mikone dar
mire!!!!!
iman_d2001@yahoo.com
Subject: turke
From: meisam
be turke migan az ali jomle besaz mige: sandali
Subject: rashti
From: saber
ye rashtie bachedar nemishod.bad az yemoddat bachedar shod.rooye sar dar
khoonash zad:ba tashakor az ahali mahal.
Subject: sarfe jooie
From: saber fardiss
migan dar masraf ab sarfejooie konid,turke mireh zan hameleh migireh
Subject: mkemelb@ozonlne.com.au
From: sad.mehrnaz
mansoor jan halet chetoreh?nemtonm mal chejor bayad befrestm farda ba
yek dghe myam sandogh baz mkonm hala no darjay joke ghabol kon salam be
marella bereson va bacheharo bebos.khob man va saeed kheyl khobm va hame chz
dare roberah msheh khyalet rahate rahat bashe
Subject: mkemelb@ozonlne.com.au
From: sad.mehrnaz
mansoor jan halet chetoreh?nemtonm mal chejor bayad befrestm farda ba
yek dghe myam sandogh baz mkonm hala no darjay joke ghabol kon salam be
marella bereson va bacheharo bebos.khob man va saeed kheyl khobm va hame chz
dare roberah msheh khyalet rahate rahat bashe
Subject: Farse chhhhhar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: ye farse koskesh
yek rooz ye farse char be mosaferrat rafte bood.dar aseman mah ra did wa goft
:to shahre ma farse chara mah cheili bozorgtar az in ast,,hahahaha... omidwaram
farshae char chosheshan amede bashad,,#0
آگهی در همسفر
Subject: Farsa char wa gohand???
From: farse koschol..
farsa charand.. ye rooz ye englisi be yek farse ahmaqe lashi ye bastani dad.
farse chare goft:bedanke bedanke. englisiye fekr kard rasti ke in farsa ajab
charaye hastand..
Subject: kalagh
From: Kieanoesh/Hedayrt
Yek rooz pedar wa pesar mirawand be hammam. Dagel longe pedarre miofteh wa
pesarreh miporseh ien chie ast pedar. Pedare djawab mideh ien yek kalagh ast,
pesareh miprsed oen siaha chiest wa pedareh djawab midehed ien loenehe kalagh
ast, pesareh miprsed. pedareh gabesh mibarad wa dar biemarestan bidar
mishawad.az pesaresh miporsad 'chera man iendja hastam'. pesareh djawab midehed
'man ba kalaghet bazie mikardam wa kalaget hey bishtar az loenesh amed bieroen.
yek dafeh roeye dastam tof kard wa man assebanie sjodam wa zadam tochmasho
shekastam.
Subject: zendani
From: Kieanoesh/Galied
3zendani toeie zendan hastan wa edjaze darand har 3 yek arezoe konand.
awallie mige man migayem az iendja berawam. dowwommie hamientor, wa har dota
mirawand. az sewommie mieporsand ke chie migayed wa mige man geylie tanha hastam,
man migan ke an dotta bar gardan.
Subject: Ghotbe Shomaal
From: Shahrooz Joon
ye torke mire ghotbe shomaal va kolli lebaas pooshide bood, vali az sarmaa
daasht milarzid, ye skimo ro mibine ke lokht(Nude) neshaste va daare bastani
mikhore, mire jelo va mige:"marde hesaabi to che-joori mitooni lokht beshini va
bastani bekhori, man baa in hame lebaas daaram az sarmaa mimiram" skimo mige:"To
age be khodet talghin koni ke havaa garme, sarmaa az yaadet mire va mitooni baa
ye piran(shirt)raah beri" Torke mige na baabaa, va raah miofte mire. bad az
chand rooz jasade torkaro peidaa mikonan o mibinan "Garmaa Zade" shode va morde.
:-)
Subject: salam
From:
yek ruz yek tork dar tabestan lahafe kolofti ruy khod keshide bud yek nafar
rad mishod goft shoma torki an tork goft az zir lahaf ham malume
Subject: ezdevaj
From: soorena
az yki porsidan resteh ke mikhai zan begiri ? goft areh raste rasteh!!!!!
Subject: laughs
From: lol_lady2000
there were three people at a bar. One was a Italian that was crippled, One
was a german that was deaf, and the other was a red-neck with a spine problem
(they were all on total disibilty). Jesus walked into the bar. the Itilian said
" isn't that Jesus down there? I'll buy him a beer." So Jesus got a beer. Then
the German said "is that not Jesus down there, I'm buying him a wine". So Jesus
got his wine. Then the red neck said " Aint thats God's boy down there? I'll buy
him a Vodka." So Jesus got a Vodka. When Jesus was done, he got up, tuched the
Itialin on the shoulder and said" you are healed" and so it was. Then he went up
to the german and did the same. when he got uo to the Red-neck, the Red-neck
said " dont tuch me! I'm on toatal disibility!
Subject: the beach
From: jessica
ounce there was this girl who live right next to the beach and wore really
short skirts. one day a vollyball was on her roof. the two guys that were
playing with it asked if they could have there vollyball back. The girl went on
the roof so ,she bent and got the vollyball for them. she told her mom what a
nice thing she did. Her mom told her daughter that the boys just wanted to see
her underwear!!! The next day the boys did the same thing so she told her mom
that she got the ball for them. her mom said didnt i tell you not to do that !!!
she said see first i took my underwear off andthen i got the ball for them!
LOL,LOL,LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: torke
From: Reza
torke dastesh nemiresid kamaresh ro bekhrone agor zire pash gozasht
Subject: torke
From: Reza
torke dastesh nemiresid kamaresh ro bekhrone agor zire pash gozasht
Subject: gheirate RASHTI
From: Dr.REZA
yek ruz yek rashtie mire clas gheirat va ba gheirat mishe. baed az chand ruz
ba zanesh dar khaneh neshaste bod ke zan az ga boland shod mard goft koga miri?
zan goft miram towalet(WC) mard goft:nemikhad,to beshin khodam miram.
Subject: ARAB & LOR
From: Dr.REZA
yek LOR ba yek ARAB tasadof miconad ARAB az mashin piadeh mishavad va be LOR
migoyad madaret ro gaedam khaharet ro gaedam. LOR ham goft: ma tasadof kardim in
hashari shode.
Subject: GHAZVINI & kid
From: Dr.REZA
yek ruz yek ghazvini yek bache ro mibare to bageye telefon va mikone to.
bachehe mige:AKH,ghazvinie mige:chie,dardet omad? bachehe mige:are ,ghazvini
mige MAGE MAN BACHE NABODAM.
Subject: GHAZVINI & kid
From: Dr.REZA
yek ruz yek ghazvini yek bache ro mibare to bageye telefon va mikone to.
bachehe mige:AKH,ghazvinie mige:chie,dardet omad? bachehe mige:are ,ghazvini
mige MAGE MAN BACHE NABODAM.
Subject: MORGH
From: Dr.REZA
yek morghi bod ke tokhm nemigozasht behesh goftan chera tokhm nemizari
goft:KHODAM RO JER BEDAM BARAY 20 TOMAN?
Subject: Tork&Kesh
From: Kamran
Ye rooz ye Torke ba kesh khodesh ro daar mizaneh, hads mizanin che ettefaghi
miofte? bale torkaro ke mibaran bimareztan mibinan ke 10% ellate margesh bar
asare khafegi boodeh 90% digash bar asare shekastegi boodeh fekr mikonin chera?
Subject: kandom
From: mojtaba
torke raft darokhane kandom bekharad,royash nemishod beh khanome begoyad
kandom mikhaham/KIRASH RA ANDAKHT ROYE MIS(table)goft:IN RO BASTEH BANDI KONID.
Subject: afsar e tork
From: reza
ye afsar e rahnamaee ke tork boodeh be ye mashin e "GOLF"ke kenar e khyaboon
boodeh mige:"pride"zood bash harechat chon.amma ranandeh harakat nemikoneh.afsar
e asabani mishe va miad jeloy e mashin va migeh:mage ba to nistam migam harekat
kon.ranandehe mige: jenab sarvan in mashin e "GOLF" e .afsare mige:khob golf e
ke golf e. golfesho baz kon o zood harechat chon.
Subject: TORKE????
From: FAFALY
YEK ROZ BE YETORKE YEK AREBARGE BEDAHAN VABE HESH BEGOYAND SAD DARGHT RA ARE
CON AO PAS AZ YEK SAET DAHDRAGHT RA MEBOAD VA BE AO MAGOIND GERA DAH DERAGHT RA
ARECARDE AO DAR GAVAB MEGOYD NATVANSTK BAD HAMANARE RA DADAN BADOSTSH VA GOFTAN
IN SAD DERAGHT RA BABOR AO DAR BODATE NEMSAAT HABAYE DRAGHTAN MEBORAD TORKE AZ
AO MEPORSD KE GATORE IN SAD DRAGHT RA BORDE AO GOFT ARE RA AOSHAN KARDAM VA
HAMEY DRAGHTAN RA BOREDAM TORKE GOFT AAAA MAGE ROSAN HAM MESHOD???>>
Subject: Rashy&fork
From: Kamran
Midoonin rashty-ha be changal chi migan? Yes, migan "YEKI DARMION" Email:
kamran-r@accir.com
Subject: 20SOALY
From: Kamran
Ye rooz ye Torkeh mikhasteh to mosabegheye 20soaly sherkat kone, Torke ba
ooni ke soal mikarede sohbat mikoonan va kholase Torkeh javabe 20soaly ro ke (KHAJE
NASIREDDINE TOOSI )bood ro mifahme, rooze mosabeghe yaroo(ooni ke soal miporside)
be Torke mige javabro hamoon avval nagoo ke mardom shak nakonan, az Torke
miporsan nagahan Torke harfe oon aghaaha ro yaadesh miad va baraye inke mardom
shak nakonan mige "KHAJE NASIREDDINE GHERMEZ" kholase ta 10 soal in hamash
migofte"KHAJE NASIREDDIN ZARD", "KHAJE NASIREDDINE ABI",... ta akharesh
mige"KHAJE NASIREDDINE TOOSI". Email: kamran-r@accir.com
Subject: Abbas Agha Mord!!!
From: REZA
YE NAFARI SHOGHLESH MORDESHOORI BOOD,MESLE HAR KASI AZ MAHALE KARESH CHIZAYE
JALEB BE KHOONE MIAVARD. MASALAN YE ROOZ GHOOSH,DANDOONE TALA,..., YE ROZ DAR
HALE SHOSTANE MORDE BOOD DID YE KIRE KHILI KOLOFT DARE,ANO BORID ,PICHID BE YE
KAGHAZ AVARD KHONE, MESLE HAMISHE AZ ZANESH PORSID AGAR GOGTI CHI AVARDEHAM. ZAN
HI JAVAB DAD, DANDAN:NO GOOSH:NO VA... ZAN NATAVANEST JAVAB BEDEH.MARD KAGHAZ RA
VAZ KARD VA BE ZANESH NESHOON DAD. ZAN GOFT, KHAK TOOSARAM ABBAS AGHA MORD !!?
Subject: jewish football
From: montreal
Why do Jewish people like to play footbal
Subject: Turkeh va Rashtiyeh
From: Hamvatan
R ashtiyeh yek basteh ghorseh Vayagra be dast dayid tarafeh Turkeh va goft:
man keh rahe haleh gereftarimoon peyda shod,amma to barayeh khariyatet chekar
mekhay beh koni??????
Subject: Ta'reefe Zan
From: TooToo
Beh Turke migan Zan ro ta'rif kon Turke myge: ZAN moujoode mozery ast ke
atrafe kos roshd kardeh!!
Subject: Ta'reefe Qahreman
From: TooToo
yek torkeh keh qahrama'neh shatranj bud sava'reh otobus misheh dar hamin
hengam khanoomi keh dasht savar mishod dastash beh felaneh torkeh mikhoreh va
belafaseleh migeh: agha' bebakh shid torkeh labkhandeh kasifi mizaneh va migeh:
bebakhshid memakhshid nadarim, dast beh mohreh, bazieh?!!
Subject: TooToo
From: Baget
Turke ha be noone Baget chy magan?
" Tahajome Farhangy !!"
Subject: TooToo
From: Kafsheh Turkeh
Turke mire Masjed kafshash ro dar miareh. Waqty mikhast bereh deed kafshash
nist, Turke goft: Man key raftam?
Subject: lamp va tork
From: iran
torke lampeh khonashon misozeh pomad sokhtegy be on mimaleh
Subject: Jang
From: TooToo
Az yek qazvini miporsan: "aya' shoma' dar jang isar kardeh e?"
javab mideh: "va'lla'h ma' isa ro peyda nakardim musa' ro kardim".
Subject: monafeqin
From: TooToo
wenidin ke monafeqin tuye jahanam bomb gozashtan ,ye tedady shahid shodan
raftan behesht?
Subject: bacheh
From: TooToo
Ye torke bachasho mindazeh hava yadesh mire ke begiretesh.
Subject: Pa
From: TooToo
Turke be Pa (Legs) chi migan? Konkeshe khayemal !
Subject: Lebas
From: TooToo
Toye masjed mosabeqeye qoran khani bud, torke ba lebas varzeshi miad.
Subject: Lebas
From: TooToo
Toye masjed mosabeqeye qoran khani bud, torke ba lebas varzeshi miad.
Subject:
From: F.K
Be torceh megan ba sedagat jomleh besaz megeh dashtam ba telephon harf
mizadam seda gat shod.
Subject: Farseh
From: Samin Khanoom
Ye rooz ye zane zayeman dashteh. shoharesh mire marghade Emam Reza va ba emam
reza dardo del mikoneh. migeh, "emam Reza, ghoorboonet, in bacham mikham pesar
besheh. Nookaretim agha, ye kary kon in bache pesar bashe." hamintor ke farse
dasht dardo del mikard ye turke dast va pa shekasteh miyad kenare frase. farseh
migeh "agha chy mikhay?" turke migeh "man marizam, dast va pam shekasteh,
oomadam emam reza komakam koneh." farse migeh "inja bakhshe zaymaneh, ortopety
oonvareh"
Subject: Mooshak-e Rashti
From: arman28@yahoo.com
During the time when saddam was hitting Iranian cities with missiles. One
mooshak goes stray and hit rashet, as a result rashties decide to retaliate.
They put a few "Boshgeh" together and then explode it so it will go and hit
Baghadad. After it explodes right there and all the dust is settled, one rashti
gets up and say;" aooooooohhhhh, eenja eenkar ra kerd oonja chee kar kard" !!!
Subject: Khandeye Rashtee
From: arman
Ye Rashti be dostash meegeh; deeshab raftam khane deedam zanam ba yek nafar
toye takhteh. Dostesh meegeh; bah baba chee kar kardi. Rashtee meege; man
asabanee shodam va pareedam roye takht, takht sheekast ma se nafaree ta sobh
khandeedeem.
Subject: besare bahoosh
From: arman
one day a boy draws an apple in the class on a paper as a project and the
teacher asks the boy's mother to come to school. After the teacher meets the
mother tells her that; khanoom bacheye shoma is very bahooshe, he has drawn an
apple and it looks so real that I almost eat it. The boy's mother says that
khanoom The boy's mother says that khanoom een ke cheezy neest, my boy drew a
naked woman on the bokharee va amoosh nemeetonest ke shalvar bepooshe baraye
chand rooz.
Subject: Mashin!
From: Yazid az sweed
Be torke migan: Agha shoma ta hala mashin hol dady? Mige: vala mashin ke na,...
vali bache bodam ye dafe hol shodam to mashin dadam!!
Subject: omid varam ke ,
From:
Subject: MOSU:TORKE ASIL
From: HKOOROSH@YAHOO.COM
BE YE TORKE MIGAN IN OTU BUS RA PARK KON MIGE BASHE BAD MIRE DORE OTU BOSE RA
GOLL KARI MIKONE VA YEK KAKTUS MISARE VASATE OTU BUS, BAD TORKE MIGE: BIA HAM
BARAT PARKESH KARDAM HAM BE GHEYRE GOL AS KAKTOS ESTEFADE KARDAM
Subject: turke****
From: sepideh
yek rooz yek turkeh meravad dar bagh(garden)va yek zanbour(bee)meneshenad dar
shaneye rastash va yek magas(fly) dar shaneye chapash... turke yek negahy
mekoneh va megeh(((akhar ma nafahmeedem ma goleem ya gooheem)))
Subject: Turk and his Girlfriend
From: arman
ye turke meege be doost dokhtaresh; azizam farda beeya khane khalyee. Farda
vaghtee dokhtareh meereh khoone har cheghadr dar meezaneh kasee javab nemeedeh....
arman28@yahoo.com
Subject: Nazar
From: TooToo
Ye bar yeki az ye amricaie.e miporse: A'gha nazar shoma' darba'reye faghr
ghazaie chiye? Yarro migeh:Aslan faghr chichiye? bad khabarnegareh az yek
afrighaie emiporse Javab mideh:Ghaza chichiye? bad khabarnegareh az ye Turke
miporseh Turke javab mideh: Aslan nazar chichiye ?
Subject: Barbary
From: TooToo
Tuke shab mikhabe, khab mibine ke bozorgtarin noon barbariye donya ro khorde,
sobh ke pa mishe..... mibine lahafesh nist!
Subject: VAJEBI
From: FAHIMEH
YE ROOZ YE TORKE MIRE SHEKAR BE TARAF YE PARANDE SHELIK MIKONE BAD PARANDEH
PARASH MIRIZE KHODESH MIREH TORKE MIGE IN TOFANGE YA VAJEBIE?
Subject: VAJEBI
From: FAHIMEH
YE ROOZ YE TORKE MIRE SHEKAR BE TARAF YE PARANDE SHELIK MIKONE BAD PARANDEH
PARASH MIRIZE KHODESH MIREH TORKE MIGE IN TOFANGE YA VAJEBIE?
Subject: SHENA
From: FAHIMEH
YE TORKE MIRE SHENA TOOYE ROODKHHOONE SHORTESHO DAR MIARE MIZARE KENARE AB
YEHO MIBINE SHORTESHO DARE AB MIBARE HAR GHI SHENA MIKONE BEHESH NEMIRESE MIGE
BORO ENGHADR TOOT GOOZIDEH BOODAM
Subject: rafsanjani va beheshti
From: meu
aval enghelab, reporter bbc, omad ba beheshti mosahebeh kard. porsid:shanidim
shoma mobarezeh khubi boodid, aya in dantanetan ro to shekanjeh as dast dadid?
Beheshti goft: na vala, as bas keh nakh bastam be dandoonam va barayeh Akbar
Rafsanjani band and-dakhtam kandeh shod.
Subject: khoram-abadi
From: meu
yek khoram-abadi raft tehran barayeh kar. va kar payda nakard. poolesh tamoom
shod. omad bereh khoram-abad. sareh khiyaboon, ye khanoom tehrani ashareh kard
be taxi va goft: doo koors ta Enghelab. machineh badi khoram-abdi goft : dah
ghin ta khoram-abad
Subject: salam vatan
From: xman1357@hotmail.com
aeganie mikhore be divar kamone micone.
Subject: khar-chang(LOBSTER)
From: SEPIDEH
yek rooz be yek turkeh meegan ba khar-chang jomleh besaz. megeh har vaght ba
zanam davam meesheh mesl khar- changham meezaneh.
Subject: Tazahorat
From: TooToo
Turke mikhast bere too tazahorat sherekat bokone, raft did sholooghe bargasht.
Subject: tork-e
From: ardavan
YE ROZ YE TORKI MIR-E MOZ-E SOR MIKHOR-E MIGOZ-E
IN JOKE EDAME DARAD.
ARDYA2001@YAHOO.COM
Subject: 118
From: TooToo
Torkeh zang mizaneh 118 va miporseh: shomareye gazanfaro darin? 118 javab
mideh: Na. Torkeh migeh: Pas yad dasht konid!!!
Subject: Sefeedah
From: Kareem
Yek rooz yeh khar omad to khoneh e Torkah.. Torkah goftan Salam Mamanbozorg
khoshhal hasteem ke omadee!
Subject: Torke ahmag
From: MAHMOUD
yeh tork meereh khastegari.. bah madar e pedareh zanesh meesheeneh meegeh
bebeen man meekham keeram behzar tu dahaneh madaret bad meekham beram behesh
heechee nagoo..
Subject: Resalat
From: Hooman
Az ye torke miporsan, Peyghambar cheggoneh be resalat resid, Migeh "Vallah
nemidoonam man seyed khandan piyadeh shodam.
Subject: hamoom zanooneh
From: gh
ye mooshak miofteh roo ye hamoom zanooneh too rasht va farda hameye marda
sho'ar midan:jang jang ta piroozi saddam bezan jaye diroozi.
Subject: restaurant
From: moymoy
ye rooz torke ba doostdochtare jadidesh mire resturan. do tashoon saket
boodan.torke mige azizam be chi fekr mikoni?dokhtar mige be hamoon chizi ke to
fekr mikoni. torke mige: AAAY yani toam mikhay mana bekkoni
Subject: restaurant
From: moymoy
ye rooz torke ba doostdochtare jadidesh mire resturan. do tashoon saket
boodan.torke mige azizam be chi fekr mikoni?dokhtar mige be hamoon chizi ke to
fekr mikoni. torke mige: AAAY yani toam mikhay mana bekkoni
Subject: Torke Goozoo
From: Arash
yek rooz yeh Torke meereh meesheeneh meekhabeh to ootoobus. Vakhtee meekhabeh
eghad boland sedah e gooz meeyad az coonesh keh tarsid meepareh balah meegeh
khaak bar sareh Taco Bell!
Subject: torke mire mashroob bekhare
From: pooyan shahzamani
ye rooz ye torke ye hezar tomani bar midare va mire biroon ke mashroob
bekhare . to ye rah ke dashte baraye khodesh mirafteh ye dafa e mashine
komite(police) ro az door mibineh va hezar tomani ro mindaze door . from : iran
pshahzamani@yahoo.com
Subject: tokeh,goozoo,arash,restuarant
From: all user
Subject: Arab
From: maryam joon
One day an Arabic man went to the u.s embessy.He knew how to speak in English
but he didn't know how to read & write it. so he asked a woman to write it for
him the woman asked: w-name? m-ali w-sirname? m-gholi w-sex? m-morning,evening,night.
w-mr. gholi it means:man or woman? m-no difference.
Subject: Gahanbakhsh
From: Arash
yek rooz yek torke mireh Party. toye party ba yek dokhtare ashna mishe. az
dokhtareh miporse "khanomm esme shoma chieh?". dokhtare ba koli naz migeh "Atr-e-gol-e-yas
esmam Sorayyast ". bad dokhtare be torke mige "aga esme shoma chieh?". torkeh
koli fekr mikoneh va migeh "Gooz to hava pakhsh shodeh, esmam jahanbakhsh shodeh"
!!!
Subject: torke
From: farzad /my home
ye rooz dota tork ra to khadan megiran bad bray fahbidan in ke kdam bishtar
khar ast an ha ra ba dastgah vasl mekonand avali:dastgah elam mykonad saddarsad
khar dovomy:ra vasl mikonand dastgah be jay adad minavesad sad rahmad be khar /FARZAD*FARZAD*FARZAD\
Subject: torke
From: farzad /my home
ye rooz dota tork ra to khadan megiran bad bray fahbidan in ke kdam bishtar
khar ast an ha ra ba dastgah vasl mekonand avali:dastgah elam mykonad saddarsad
khar dovomy:ra vasl mikonand dastgah be jay adad minavesad sad rahmad be khar /FARZAD*FARZAD*FARZAD\
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Subject: Felestin
From: sami
Ye rooz ye torke zang mizaneh be felestin mibineh eshghale .
Subject: Buda IRAN'LILARA
From: TURKISH MAN
Kayserili Pire Memet, Bagdat'ta geziyormus. Cok sikisinca, gِzü hicbir seyi
gِrmez olup kadinlar tuvaletine dogrulmmus. Bagdat'li tuvalet gorevlisi ِnüne
gecmis: - Ne yapiyorsun... Burasi kadinlar icin. Uckurunu eline almis olan Pire
Memet: - Bu da kadinlar icin! deyip iceri dalms
Subject: khiar
From: iran
yeki 'tj ye joke begoo goftam khiar ghoft che bi namak ghoftam khob khiar
shoor
Subject: torke
From: hossein
ya roz yak torka mera sar kochah kochah mera to conash
Subject: tork/tork
From: HOSSEIN---united
ba yak torka megan ba jorab jomla basaz mega:deshab bad jor ab(water)
Subject: tork/tork
From: HOSSEIN---united
ba yak torka megan ba jorab jomla basaz mega:deshab bad jor ab(water)khordam
Subject: tork
From: Nima / Beverly Hills
az torkeh miporsan esmet chieh. torkeh migeh esmeh man Sohbat ast vallee
doostam beh man migan K-seh cher.
Subject: tork
From: ...
ye torke mere kelas badansazy mishe asb......he he he.........
Subject: tork
From: ...
be torke migan ba (setiz)jomle besaz mige (the mobail setis of)
Subject: khiar
From: mehran
ye rozz be yaro mighan ye joke beghoo mighe khiar mighan che be namak mighe
khob khiar shoor
Subject: khiar
From: mehran
ye rozz be yaro mighan ye joke beghoo mighe khiar mighan che be namak mighe
khob khiar shoor
Subject: tork
From: new york
yeh ros be yeh torke migan yeh jomle bego toosh ab bashe torke ham megeh lole
Subject: The dress of Love !!!
From: Webmaster@msina2000.com
Some day young woman strips for her husband. He asks :What's the matter?!!
She says : It's just the dress of love baby!!! How is it?!! He says : So good!!!
Next day she tells that event for her grandmotger and her grand mother strips
for her husband!!! He asks :What's the matter?!! She says : It's just the dress
of love baby!!! How is it?!! He says : So good!!! But has'nt been ironed!!!
(Please mail me !) (I'm waiting 4 your mails)
Subject: Zane mUllah nasreddin!!!
From: Sina@yifan.net
ye rooz yeki be muula nasreddin migeh akheh khakeh alam barsare badbakhtet
konam , to nemifahmi ke zanet har rooz khooneyeh ye nafareh?!! migeh : he he he
, Bilakh!!! Ageh Khooneyeh hame mireh, chera khooneye man ye rooz nemiad?
Subject: dampayee!haye mammad agha!!!
From: Sina@yifan.net
Ye rooz rashtieh mire khoone mibine ye joft dampayee joloye dare.mire to
khone va mibine mammad agha khbeede roo zanesh. yeho mammad agha dar mireh.
rashtiye ham ba dampayee miofte donbalesho mige : mammad agha dampayeeyat yadet
rafte bargard begir.
Subject: daneshmandane turk!!!
From: Sina@yifan.net
ye bar ye zane mire ghassabio miporse goosht kiloo chande? ghassab ke turke
mige,2000 tm. bad zane dogmeye avvale mantosho vaz mione va ba nazo eshve mige
goosht kiloo chande? - 1800 tm! bad zane dogmeye dovvome mantosho vaz mione va
ba nazo eshve mige goosht kiloo chande? - 1600 tm! . . . (zane hay streeptise
mikone va miporse, turke ham 200 toman payeeen miad.) ta inke zane be shrtesh
mirese va mige goosht kiloo chande? - 200 tm! bad kamelan lokht mish mighe
chande?
Subject: daneshmandane turk!!!
From: Sina@yifan.net
ye bar ye zane mire ghassabio miporse goosht kiloo chande? ghassab ke turke
mige,2000 tm. bad zane dogmeye avvale mantosho vaz mione va ba nazo eshve mige
goosht kiloo chande? - 1800 tm! bad zane dogmeye dovvome mantosho vaz mione va
ba nazo eshve mige goosht kiloo chande? - 1600 tm! . . . (zane hay streeptise
mikone va miporse, turke ham 200 toman payeeen miad.) ta inke zane be shrtesh
mirese va mige goosht kiloo chande? - 200 tm! bad kamelan lokht mish mighe
chande? migeh : aaaaaaaaaaaaah! 2000 tm!
Subject: tax!
From: Sina@yifan.net
turke az taxi piade mishe yeho doostesho oonvare khiaboon mibine va
mige:salam chakeram , nokaram!!! dooste ham mige:salam chakeram , nokaram!!!
turke be ranande mige agha donafar hesab kon!
Subject: Jigareto!!!
From: Sina@yifan.net
be tuke migan se ta az azaye dakhelie badabo esm bebar ke ba harfe "M" shoroo
shode bashan. mige : mery,mede,maryam. migan maryamesh dige chie? mige oon
jigare!
Subject: adas
From: bahal az narmak
yek ruz beh yek turkeh migan ba adas jomleh besaz migeh aaaaadasss hameh
shoro mikonand beh dast zadab . ghashang bood.mageh nah?
Subject: did zadan
From: bahal az narmak
yek roz 3ta bacheh dahati gharar migozarand keh az sorakh dar dakhel hamam
zananeh ra negah konand.bad yek nafar tarif koneh baghiyeh (jalgh) bezanand....
vasat hay kar bood keh az sorakh dar yek dafeh gont nazanid.nazanid nanamah.
bahal bood.nah?
Subject: did zadan
From: bahal az narmak
yek roz 3ta bacheh dahati gharar migozarand keh az sorakh dar dakhel hamam
zananeh ra negah konand.bad yeki tarif koneh baghiyeh (jalgh) bezanand.... vasat
hay kar bood keh az sorakh dar yek dafeh gont nazanid.nazanid nanamah. bahal
bood.nah?
Subject: aabero
From: bahal az narmak
yek ruz yek rashti mireh sar kar va be dostesh migeh: asghar agha aaberoyat
raft chon zanam dishab toy (jendeh khaneh) didet.
Subject: epol
From: bahal az narmak
yek ruz yek turkeh dasht toyeh khayaboon rah mirafteh bar migardeh beh yek
khanomeh migeh khanom bebakhshid epol shorteton oftadeh.
Subject: gheyrat rashtiha
From: bahal az narmak
yek rashtiyeh mireh class gheyrat va koli gheyrati misheh.shab misheh mibineh
zanesh dareh mireh biron migeh zan jan koja miri?zanesh migeh ba asghar agha
miram biron.rashtiyeh migeh:ahan khiyalam rahat shod ba asghar agha miri va bar
migardi.
Subject: shahram.ashegh
From: betoche
ye rooz ye torke mire doctor.be doctore mige ke agayedoctor man yeky az
tokhmam bozorgtar az oonyekie faghat agha nakhandi vaghti didi.. doctore mige
bashe halaneshoonam bede ghol midam nakhandam.kholase torke darmiare yechize
gonde mizare roomize doctore . doctore vaghty mibine mizane zire khande bad
torke mige hala ke in joori shod oon bozorgaro neshoonet nemidam.$$$$$$$$$$
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Subject: mom
From: jay
your mom is like a race car she burns 4 rubbers a lap
Subject: cheragheh roshan
From: akbar
ye rooz ye moallem as ye pessary miporseh cheh chishaee ra nemisheh khord?oo
goft cheraqe roshan. moallem ba taajjob goft mageh misheh cheraqe khamosh ra
khord ke to mighi cheraghe roshan ra nemisheh khord. oo goft aga bekhoda dishab
khodam shenidam babam be mamanam goft cheraq ra khamosh kon mikham besaram to
dahanet.
Subject: zan
From: reza
az ye tork miporsand nazaret dar mored zan chia? gavab midah: vallah zan ye
mogoode zaediah ke atrafe kos gharar gerefte.
Subject: Balal
From: Fariborz
Torke, Balal mikhoreh ta sobh Azan mige!
Subject: fahimeh27@hotmail.com
From:
chand nafar mirand jangal baray shakar. donbale yek fil mikonand.fil ham
farar mikoneh balaye derakht va az khortomesh avizon misheh va mige man gilasam.
Subject: SHIT
From: Natalie
One day there was three men, the first man was a farmer with no chickens,
another man was poor, and the last man was just normal. Then this man comes and
says to them if you jump off this cliff and say somthing you will fall into
whatever you say. So the first man jumps and says chickens and he falls on a
whole bunch of chickens. Then the second man jumps and says money and he falls
in awhole pile of money. Then the third guy (who wasen't paying any attention at
all did not want to jump)did not want to jump so they pushed him and he yelled
"Oh Shit".and guess what he fell in!
Subject: turke khar
From: Farhad
turke mire shena, yeho ye parie daryei miad khodesho behesh mimalone, torke
aghab raft, dobare malond, turke kenar raft, base dafeie sevom khodesho malond,
turke aghabter raft, parie taajob zade be turke goft: baba to dige kie, man
khodamo be har ki malondam karamo tamom kard, to chera injori mikoni,, torke
goft: vallah chi bejam, man mar mahi dide bodam, arre mahi dide bodam, vali ta
behal jinda mahi nadide bodam.....hahaha
Subject: docharkhe
From: agakeyvan
yek rooz bachehe miyad khoone mibine babash khabideh roo nanash hey mige ye
pesare khoshgel fardash babahe miyad khoone mibine pesaresh khabide roo nanash
mige ye docharkhe koorsi
Subject: tazahorat
From: keyvan
ye rooz too rasht tazahorat mishe rashtiha miran too khiyaboon marda migan:
"in tan shahadat khaye" zana migan: "kose maro ki ghaye"
Subject: keshavarze nemoone
From: amir keyvan
torke keshavarze nemoone mishe az tarafe tv mian bahash mosahebe mikonan .miporsan
raze movafagiyate shoma chest? mige:"bes mel lahe rahmane rahim PESHGEL"
Subject: gavas
From: amir keyvan
rashtiye mire khoonashoon mibine ye marde rooye divare.miporse in ja chee kar
mikonee? marde mige chatrbaz hastam inja forood omadam. rashteye mige in ke
cheeze nest chand vagte pish too vane hamoomemoon yek ghavas peyda shode bood.
Subject: herkool
From: keyvan
rashtiye mire joloye ayene figur migire oonvagt az zanesh miporse doost
dashti mard bodi? zanesh mige na doost dashtam to mard boodi
Subject: yek ghazale zeeba
From: amir keyvan
be anghoshtane pa dar zeere korsi_ ze kosha mikonam ahval porsi
teranslate:with fingers of the foot i ask of heals of the pousi <<<<excuse me
for bad accent!!!!!>>>
Subject: arab
From: farhad&shahnaz
arabe mire khone, mibine zanesh dare mideh, mige: wolak chekar mikoni,,
zanesh mige, wolak nemikonam daram midam,, ha ha ha
Subject: sinema
From: elika
yek roz torke ba dost dokhtaresh mire sinema dokhtare dastesho mikone to
shalvare torke shoro mikone be malondan torke mige garme, narme, deraze, kolofte
hala age gofti chiye dokhtare ba eshve mige chiye torke mige ane.
Subject: aroosi
From: sh
ye khanoomi 3 ta dokhtar dashte har 3 tashono to ye shab aroos mikone,shab ke
mishe mire dame otagh avali goosh va mise mibine seday jigh miyad,dame ootagh
dovomi mire mibine seday khande miyad,dame ootaghe sevomi mire mibine hich sedai
nemiyad.sobh ke mishe az avali miporse chera dishab jigh mikeshidi mie akhe
kheyli dard dasht,az dovomi miporse chera mikhandidi migoft akhe mohash behem
mikhord ghelghelak mishodam ,az sevomi miporse chera to hich harfi nemizadi
gooft akhe khodet behem goofte boodi ba dahane por harf nazanam hahahahah
Subject: avalin sex
From: amir keyvan
pedari did ke pesare 18 saleye oon narahate .azash porsid chee shode?
pesaresh goft ke deerooz baraye avalin bar rabeteye jensi bar gharar karde .
pedaresh kolli khoshhal shd va goft biya be salamateye in rabete beshineem
mashroob bokhorim . pesaresh goft nemitoonam chon hanooz koonam misoozeh.
Subject: beeleeteh otobus
From: shahram
Yeh torkeh mireh beleeteh otobus bekhareh. Meeporseh agha beleet chandeh?
Ranandeh meegeh ageh mikhai jeloyeh otobus beshini, 50 tah yeh tomani. Torkeh
meegeh agha mah az in poolah nadareem. Ranandeh meegeh ageh meekhai vasat
beshini, meesheh 30 tah yeh tomani. Torkeh meegeh agha mah az in poolah nadareem.
Ranandeh meegeh ageh meekhai taheh otobus beshini, meesheh 20 tah yeh tomani.
Torkeh meegeh agha mah az in poolah nadareem. Rannandeh meegeh yeki digeh ham
dareem, keh 10 tah yeh tomanieh; bah 10 toman meetoni donbaleh otobus bedoi.
Torkeh meegeh hamin khoobeh. Torkeh donbaleh otobus meedoeh tah baad az chand
vaght ranandeh meebeeneh keh Torkeh dareh dad meezaneh va dast tekoon meedeh,
keh agha vaysta. Ranandeh otobus meegeh agha che khabareh. Torkeh meegeh agha
man meekham inja piadeh sham!!!
Subject: Tork-E
From: Frank Apples
Be Torke migan internet chiye. Mige "Vala on kharkoste ke miran
vatanonline.com internet hastan."
Subject: Tork-E
From: Frank Apples
Be Torke migan internet chiye. Mige "Vala on kharkoste ke miran
vatanonline.com internet hastan."
Subject: Tork
From: Yazz Mode
Ye rooz ye torke az emtahan miyad azash miporsan "shiri ya roobah?" Mige
"mage khar cheshe?"
Subject: Turk Chant
From: Yazz Mode
In sizdebedar, the turks and fars people were seperate from each other. Then,
the fars started chanting "Torko hame Kore-Kharan." The turks got so pissed,
they started chanting "Farsa hame turk-e-kharan"
Subject: The People
From: Frank Apples
There was this one guy, and the other guy, and the other guy was funnier. He
said to that one guy, "you're not funny." Then the one guy said to the other
guy, "so are you." Then the other guy said "I am funnier than you." Then they
both AGREED.!!!!!!! LOL! Boy was that funny...!
Subject: Gooze gondeh
From: Babak Rigi
Ye rooz tuye bazar, ye djaheli davash mishe, mizane pedare yekiro dar miare.
Hamun vaght ye torke miad az djahele saal mikone: agha chi shod? Djahele mige:
in yaroo gondegoozi kard, manam koonesho pare kardam! Hamoon vaght ham ye
knanoomi mirese az torke saal mikone ke chi shode? Torke mige: valla, in aghahe
ke oftade zamin, gooze gondeh kande, koonesh pare shodeh!!!
Subject: shir kakaou
From: s.kh toronto
yek ruz ye zane sefid pust bache dar mishe valy har kary mikone bacheash as
shirash nemikhore pas barash yek dayeye siah pust migiran va un as shiro in
mikhore bad zan siah puste mige ey sheitun shir kakaou mikhasty???!!!!!!
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Subject: TORK&KOON
From: SAMIRA
Ye rooz ye torke az hammaam barmigardeh va doostesh torka or mibineh dar
haali ke koonesh zakhm o zaar boodeh behesh migeh divooneh chikaar kardi baa
khodet? Torke dar javab behesh migeh: BARA MAN SEDASH RO KOLOFT MIKONEH !!!
Subject: Rashti's wife
From: Samira
Ye rooz be ye rashti migan az zanet mitarsi? Migeh: "MAN?? MESLE SAG!!!!
Subject: kir
From: sh
be ye torke migan ba kiristal joomle besaz mige=my kir is tall
hahahahahahahhahah
Subject: Qazvini1
From: Kamran
Qazvini pas az margesh vassiat mikoneh ke ghabresh ro mesle sor-sore besazan
taa bachehaa rosh baazy konan.
Subject: Qazvini2
From: Kamran
qazvini-e chand rooz pas az aroosish soraghe khanoomesh narafteh boodeh.
Zanesh ba khodesh fekr mikoneh mige chi kar konam? kholaseh mireh pisheh
shoharesh va lokht misheh migeh: bebin che sinehayee daram, bebin che pahayee
daram, ... va dar akhar migeh bebin che kosi daram. qazvini migeh inaaro vel kon
az kooneh baradaret bego.
Subject: Qazvini2
From: Kamran
qazvini-e chand rooz pas az aroosish soraghe khanoomesh narafteh boodeh.
Zanesh ba khodesh fekr mikoneh mige chi kar konam? kholaseh mireh pisheh
shoharesh va lokht misheh migeh: bebin che sinehayee daram, bebin che pahayee
daram, ... va dar akhar migeh bebin che kosi daram. qazvini migeh inaaro vel kon
az kooneh baradaret bego.
Subject: yazdi
From: T
ye rooz ye yazdie be shoharesh mige:"haji dari che kar mikoni?" marde:"daram
oto mikonam"zane mige:"cheradari oto mikoni?ito kon"
Subject: Kelaseh Gheirat
From: Neptune
Yek dafeh yeh rashtieh mireh kelaseh gheyrat hesabi doreh mibineh. Miad
khooneh ba khanoomesh neshasteh boodeh va TV negah mikardand. hamoon tor keh
akhm kardeh bood mibineh keh khanoomesh dareh boland misheh bereh jayee, ba
khoshoonat migeh: " KHanoom kooja?" khanoomesh migeh: " dastshooyee !!!!"
Rashtyeh migeh: " Beshin khodam miram! " :)
Subject: Ha Ha Ha
From: AandA
man ye roozee khaily hoselam sar rafte bood. baraye hamin man oomadam
jokehaye shoma ra bekhonam. man fekre kardam ke shayad anha bamaze hastaned.
valy man dashtam as beemazegi ghah ghah misadam. vali agar shoma mikhahid ke yek
joke khoob benevisid, aval yek joke khoob yad begirin.
Subject: dool
From: sh.es es
ye mardi esme pesaresho mizare dool baad pesaresho mifereste kharej ke dars
bekhoone,baad az chand sal pesaresh barmigarde va pedare mibine pesarewsh kheyli
ghadesh boland shoode. behesh mige:dool pesaram vase khoodet kiri shoodi.
Subject: Jamalesho
From: Alan
ye rooz ye jaheleh mireh doctor ta az dar mire to shalvaro mikeshe paeen ba
kiresh jeloye doctor vay miseh dotore ye negah be kire jahel mindazeh va mige "shoma
kireton salem hast man hich eshkali nemibinam" jahele ham mige "na baba doctor
jamalesho"
Subject:
From: animroozi@ahoora.net
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Subject: tork
From: mohsenm
yeh torkeh mireh khastehghari dokhtareh az torkeh kheyli khoshesh miyomadeh
sinyeh chaiero miyareh joloyeh torkeh migheh jon eshgh man torkeh migheh
beshtoman sareh kochmon mideh ochtoman.
Subject: khanoom morghe
From: shervin
ye rooz too safe tokhme morgh mibinan ye morgham vastade!Migan khanoom morghe
shoma chera?shoma ke khodet tokhm mizari! khanoome morghe mige :"Va!be khatere
40 toman heikalamo kharab konam!?"
Subject: torkkh
From: mohsen
yek roz beh yeh torke migan ta halla mashin hol dadi migeh na faghat yek bar
hol shodam to mashin dadam
Subject: chera tork shodim
From: mansoor
be ye tork migan chera tork shodi.mige in ke migan emkanat nabood alakie.be
ma kir zadan.
Subject: kos khol
From: mansoor
ye nafar az doostesh miporse kalamehe kos khol key dorost shod.doostesh mige
zamanike khoda adam va hava ra afarid .adam vaghti dare khoone ra zad.hava goft
kie? adam goft ''kos khol'' be joz man va to ki to in donya hast
Subject: zabane lori
From: mansoor
ye fars be ye lor mige mishe be man lori yad bedi.lore mige farsi baladi .farse
mige khob are.lore mige berin toosh
Subject: nasihate madar be dokhtar
From: mansoor
ye madar be dokhtaresh mige dokhtaram movazeb bash kasi be oonjat dast
nazane.age khast dast bezane begoo in ghab lamast.ye rooz dokhtare narahat miyad
madaresh mige chi shode?mige hichi ye pesare be oonjam dast zad.man goftam in
ghab lamast .goft ebi nadare ye tike goosht daram bezaram toosh bepaze.madare
mige khak be saram shod.dokhtare mige in ke chi zi nist.har chand vaght yek bar
daresh miyavord migoft bekhor bebin pokhte ya na.
Subject: khiar
From: mehr
be yaroo ghoftan joke begoo ghoft khiar ghoftan che binamak goft khob khiar
shoor
Subject: service
From: saied-Belgium
ye rooz ye kamion por az khar too khiaboon dasht miraft.ye tork ham
kafshhasho gerefteh bood zire baghalesh va ba soraat donbale kamione por az khar
midovid!azash miporsan chera midovi??migeh baba sobh khab moondam va az service
aghab moondam!
Subject: nesfe shaba!
From: Toronto Guy
maman'o babaie chand ta bache har shab bachehashoono khar mikardand ke
bekhaband, va khodeshoon miraftand too hamoom'o ba ham hal mikardand. yeshab
bache'ha khodeshoono be khab zadand'o vaghti didand maman'o babashoon raftand
hamoom'o daro ghofl kardand, yekishoon mipare az jasho mire az soorakhe ghofle
dare hamoom maman'o babasho nega mikone. oonyeki bache hey behesh mige: bezar
manam bebinam, bezar manam bebinam....bache avalie mige: chizi nist, maman morde,
baba ham dare roosh joon mikane! haaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Subject: jenabe sarhang!
From: Toronto Guy
(be lahjeie torki khande shavad)
yerooz ye torke savare otooboos mishe va mishine baghale ye sarhange. kami
behesh chap chap negah mikone va mige: bebakhshid agha shoma timsar hastid?
Yaroo mige: na aghaie mohtaram! bad az chand daghighe dobare torke miporse:
bebakhshid jenab, shoma timsar hastid? Yaroo mige: aghaie aziz goftam na! chand
lahze bad dobare torke miporse: agha, jane man rastesho begoo, shoma timsar
hastid? Yaroo ke kheili asabani shode bood indafe mige: are agha joon, aslan man
timsaram, razi shodi? torke mige: pas naghola, chara lebase sarhangaro tanet
kardi?!
haaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa!!!
Subject: keshavarz!
From: Toronto Guy
be torke migand ba keshavarz jomle besaz...mige: de kos kesha varzesh konid!
hA hA hA...!!!
Subject: Khoonashaam(LIPTON )
From: LEYLA
Yek rooz seta khoonasham miran kafeh avalin khoonasham migeh yek glass khoone
dokhtare sizdah saleh dovomin khoonasham migeh yek glass khoone dokhtare bist
saleh sevomin khoonasham migeh lotfan yek livan abe joosh biarin har dota
khoonashama barmigardand beh sevomi ba taajob negah mikonand bad khoonasham
sevomi as toye jibesh yek navar behdashti khooni darmiareh migeh LIPTON .
Subject: Khoonashaam(LIPTON )
From: LEYLA
Yek rooz seta khoonasham miran kafeh avalin khoonasham migeh yek glass khoone
dokhtare sizdah saleh dovomin khoonasham migeh yek glass khoone dokhtare bist
saleh sevomin khoonasham migeh lotfan yek livan abe joosh biarin har dota
khoonashama barmigardand beh sevomi ba taajob negah mikonand bad khoonasham
sevomi as toye jibesh yek navar behdashti khooni darmiareh migeh LIPTON .
Subject: eshgh
From: Shayan -soltanian
yek roz be yek torke migan 3 ta az ghesmathay badanat ra begooh torkeh mygeh
ghalb,dast,va leyla mardeh mygoyad ghalb va dast dorst leyla chy hast torkeh
mygeh khob leyla jygarameh dygeh.
Subject: bachea bazigoosh
From: Arash
ye rooz babaye ye bache mikhaste bere mosaferat, va bachash mikhaste bere
hamrash valy mamaneh nemikhaste bachea bere, plas vaghty baba'o mikhaste bere
mamane bachea, bachea ro kotak mizane ke nare. Baad dar hamoon lahze ye arab
miad mige:"Alam tara kaifah zifeh nazan bache, bache goonah dara, booayash ra
doost dara."
HAAAAA HAHAHAHA HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHA HA ;) :) ;)
Subject: eshghe torke
From: MOHSEN
ye roz ye torkeh mireh khastehgari dokhtare az torkeh kheyle khoshesh
meyomadeh vaghti chaie miyareh migeh jon eshgheman torkeh migheh beshtoman sar
kochamon mideh och toman.
Subject: torke
From: MOHSEN
ye torke dad mizaneh nonbarbari biyarid sarie ye tikeh nonbarbari miaran
mikhoreh migeh akhesh ab to galom ghir kardeh boda
Subject: monkey
From: africa
once there was a man who read people things that were untrue so they believed
him the thing is that he said that imam hassain was going to a place the bad
people chasedhim and killed him. the man that was reading said the same thing
while people were still crying when he said the same thing people told him that
why did he go again in the same place did'nt he go yesterday.the people were
kerdes
Subject: dum kurdes
From: iraq
once there was a man who read people things that were untrue so they believed
him the thing is that he said that imam hassain was going to a place the bad
people chasedhim and killed him. the man that was reading said the same thing
while people were still crying when he said the same thing people told him that
why did he go again in the same place did'nt he go yesterday.the people were
kerdes
Subject: turke
From: mehranbi_rikht va mehdad deawoo
YE ROOZ BE YE TURKE MIGHAN:"CHERA VAGTI BEHET MIGHAN TURKE KHAR NARAHAT
NEMISHI?" MIGHE(BA LAHJE TURKI):"CHOOOON KHEYLI AZ FARSE MADAR GHAHBA BEHTAR
AST" HAHAHAH HA HA
Subject: TORK
From: TEHRAN
BE YE TORKE MIGAN SHOMA FARSIN MIGE CHESHMATOON GASHANG MIBINE
Subject: zane rashty
From: shawn
rashtyha be otagh khabe(bedroom) hamsaye chi migan? MA ZAN DAR ON.
Subject: khar jam kone
From: bijan soltanian
yek roz ye torke b pasaresh migeh har vaght man mordam nasfah khaneh ra
kharjam kon bad as modate padareh mimireh mardom baraye mordan o be khaneh an
miayand va mibinand kh pasareh o necfh khane ra tanab ka shideh va nasfh khneh
ra pour as khar kardah ba o migoyan chra in kar ra kardeh o migoyat padaram
vasiyat kardeh bood ka vaghti man mordam nesfeh kane ra khar jam kone
Subject: turk dana
From: bahal az narmak
yek rooz turkeh mireh ketab foroshi va migeh agha ketab turkeh dana darid?
ketab frosh migeh: ma az in ketab hayeh(books)takhayoli nadarim.
Subject: jomleh sazi
From: bahal az narmak
beh turkeh migan ba eideh jomleh besaz turkeh migeh:in jomleh sazi maro
gaeeideh
Subject: yo daddy
From: sezy mama
yo daddy so old he has to put his dick in the freazer to get hard
Subject: kos va kir
From: bachehaye L2
ye rooz ye kose dashte midoyide, ye kire donbalesh mikone azash mizane jeloo.......
Subject: mosabeghe 20 soali az ghazvini
From: reza ( tehran )
ye ghazvini dar mosabeghe 20 soali shrekat mikone vaghti shoro mikone
miporese GREDE ? javab : bale CANE javab na SEFIDE javab : bale CANE javab na
GHACH DARE javab : bale CANE javab na SORAKH DARE javab : na mige : in che jor
CANI hast ke sorakh nadare ? JAVAB ASLI MOSABEGH GHORS BOODE
آگهی در همسفر
Subject: kodam goromsag
From: ali kolof
yek roos as ye torke ke to zendon bud porsidan ,chera to zendon oftadi,
goft:valla ma yek dokan dashtim,komeyni shod emam akxe sho zadim unbala ,banisadr
shod raaiis jomhur ,akxe sho zadim unbala. yek roos yek pasdar amad goft :akxe
un goromsag ro biavar payiin ,man ham goftam kodam goromsag,hamin shod ke manro
gereftan.
Subject: khar too khar
From: mohammad noderi /in tehran/tazkie
as ye torke miporsan: chera azarboyejone gharbi vasharghi va ardebil ro as
ham joda kardan? torke gavab dod: chon khar too khar nashe.
Subject: UFO
From: Samira
one a day a guy from tehran, a guy from isfahan, and a turk walk down the
street in iran. suddenly they see an UFO approaching them and floating right
atop of them. they were stunned! well, all of a sudden the door of the UFO opens
and a little green man walks out of the UFO. he asks the three guys, "would u
like to hop aboard?" the guys look at each other, and say, "yeah!!!" "well then
each one of you has to answer a mathmatical question!" the little green man
first asks the guy from tehran, "whats 2x2? 4!" the tehranian answers immediatly.
then the little green man asks the isfahanian guy, "whats 5x8? the isfahanian
guy thinks a second and answers, "40 of course!" then the little green man looks
at the turk and asks him, "what is 6x8/98+7634x67-254/9?" the turk looks at the
little green man and ponders and ponders...and then says... "hey, agha!! if u
dont have want me to come, just say so. dont make it so hard on me!!"
Subject: sare neveshteh ye gooz
From: mona and pooneh and sonia
ye bar 2 ta choseh dashtan ba ham bazi mikardan. ye goozeh miyad jelo va
migeh: manam bazi midid? migan:na, mamanemoon gofteh bisarseda bazi konim......
HEHEHEHEHEEEEHEHHHHE
Subject: chap ya rast?
From: dariosh(noshahr)
ye rooz ye torke mire darmangah ta ampool bezaneh,doctor mige:agha chap
bezanam ya rast?,torke mige:eiladah, koone ma ro siasi nakon ,bezan vasat bere.
Subject: marg
From: morteza az shahrokhe sharghi
ye rooz be turkeh migan khabare margeh madare dostesho bede be
dostesh migeh bebin akbar marg shotoryeh keh dare khoneyeh hame mikhabe valla
alan royeh nanat khabideh
Subject: tork
From: mammad
yek rooz ye torke as shahrestan ba otubus be tehran miad.dasht as dar otubus
piade mishod ke did meghdar ziadi hezori rikhte roo zamin.mige:"allan hal
nadaram,farda miam gameshoon mikonam". mammad2000ir@yahoo.com ID:mammad2000ir
Subject: Agha Gach dareed?
From: Fereidoon Shafiei
Ye Torke ye rooz ba masaneye por too khoiabooneh allaaf boode, dastshooi
peyda nemikardeh, yeho ye darookhooneh mibineh, mire too, miporse:Agha gach
dareed? migand na agha, inja darookhoonast na gachforooshi! Torke mashghool
mishe be shasheedan, migand agha chekaar mikoni? mige mishasham too darookhoonei
ke gach nadashte bashe! rooze bad miad baaz miporse agha Gach dareed? migand na
baaz mishashe! baad az chand rooz masooline darookhoone belakhare baraye
jologiri az shasheedane iin agha tasmeem migirand gach befrooshand! rooze bad az
khareede gach, Torke baaz barmigarde, miporse agha gach dareed? migand bale
ghorban dareem inahash!..baaz in agha mishashe too darookhooneh! miporsand agha
gach ke dareem chera mishashi baaz? Torke mige mishasham too darookhoonei ke
gach mifrooshe!...
آگهی در همسفر
Subject: tork food
From: omid
ye torke mire sandevich bekhare,sandevicho barash dorost mikonan va mipichan
toye kaghaz va midanbehesh,fardash barmigarde be hamoonja va mige,hammon
sandevich diroozeo mikham valy to kaghaz napichesh to moghava bepichesh,dirooz
sear nashodam.
Subject: raiis
From: ali koloft
yek rooz ye rubah bacheye shiro mikone.shir narahat ,migeh,harki bacheye mano
kardeh mikonamesh raiise jangal.rubah migeh man kardem.shir be tamume hayvunaye
jangal migeh yeki yek door begiran va rubahro bokonan.rubah dashte goshad goshad
rah mirafteh ke gorge mibinadesh va behesh mige,,,chetory RAIIS.
Subject: goh khordi
From: mehdi
be ye torke goftan goh khordi , goft: ma bishtar.
Subject: 20 soaly
From: Malakh_khanoom
ghazvinieh mireh 20 soaly, miporseh: sefideh? javab: bale ghazvini: kooneh?
javab: na agha gazvini: gerdeh (round)? bale agha ghazvini: kooneh? na agha, eh
dafe gooftim ke nist ghazvini: chak dareh? bale agha ghazvini: kooneh? na , eh
dafe arz shod ke koon nist ghazvini: sorakh dareh? na agha ghazvini: pas in che
koonieh ke sorakh nadareh !!!???
Subject: javoon moondeam?!
From: reza
ye bar ye torke ba ye nafar davash misheh,taraf asbani misheh be torke migeh
korehkhar, torke khoshhal misheh,migeh eh javoon mundeam?!